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{"topics":[{"id":"53ae74366368726a1ade0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Suddenly, the chaos stopped as everyone looked at the new stranger that had arrived. He was a floating disembodied head, wearing a cap that had been out of style for two centuries. Indeed, a joyful moment that was as he started blurting nonsense and weirdness to all, ending the war entirely for all eternity until someone breaks the goddamn curse.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae74ec63687215f1060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae74366368726a1ade0500#post_53ae74366368726a1ade0500\r\n*Decade walks over to the other narrator, And Contemplates killing him too, He decides that he won't*\r\n\r\nOOC: I've decided to stay for a few more minutes","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae772563687215be580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae74366368726a1ade0500#post_53ae74366368726a1ade0500\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae74ec63687215f1060000#post_53ae74ec63687215f1060000\r\n*Narrator resets the story back to it's original state with no one remembering anything*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae78e26368721563c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Feel free to doodle on my face while I sleep.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae7ac563687214e5610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well it's official Iraq is the new Vietnam; while the territory ISIS in gaining will eventually end and come to a standstill chances are this shit's going to drag on for decades.  What I mean by this is that the most probable outcome is the territory ISIS now controls will for decades be war torn with anyone with a brain leaving and Iraq and other countries eventually going, \"fuck it\" and giving up regaining the territory.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is most likely the territory ISIS now controls and Syria are probably going to \"that place everyone has left\".  In a decade or two the only people left that haven't ran for the hills are people still fighting over the last shitpile thinking they can somehow magically make a country when everyone else has left.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae7b89636872148ca30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7ac563687214e5610100#post_53ae7ac563687214e5610100\r\nAny news on Russia/Ukraine?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae7c69636872154efa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7b89636872148ca30100#post_53ae7b89636872148ca30100\r\nUkraine gave Russia the finger and passed a bill to further integrate into EU.  Crimea's gone; the eastern border Russia's in too hot of shit politically to do what they did to Crimea and are trying to be sly about it, but they're really not.  In other words chances are Ukraine is going to become a part of the EU and piss of Russia, but Crimea's a goner.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae7d2f63687213a3a30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7c69636872154efa0100#post_53ae7c69636872154efa0100\r\nAny technology news?\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae7d6463687214e5060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just had a boner for no apparent reason.\r\nWhy did that happen?!\r\n\r\n(It's gone now.)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae7ddd63687213d55a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7d2f63687213a3a30100#post_53ae7d2f63687213a3a30100\r\nProtons.\r\n\r\nTurns out stem cells can repair brain damage.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae7eb363687213a30a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7ddd63687213d55a0200#post_53ae7ddd63687213d55a0200\r\nBut can they figure out why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae7f0663687215636c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7eb363687213a30a0200#post_53ae7eb363687213a30a0200\r\nBecause it has cinnamon swirls in every bite.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae7fc963687213952b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7f0663687215636c0200#post_53ae7f0663687215636c0200\r\nExactly!\r\n\r\nI think the most exciting technology developments of the year so far are the following:\r\n\r\n1. The synthetic yeast chromosome.\r\n2. Bacteria with artificial nucleotides.\r\n3. The woolly mammoth comeback is in progress.\r\n\r\nNot in any particular order.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae7fe0636872603c020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7c69636872154efa0100#post_53ae7c69636872154efa0100\r\nIntegrating into the EU was a bad idea.\r\n\r\nAs for Iraq and Syria, from what I understand people are mad that the UK is not accepting enough refugees.\r\nNow granted, I'm all for helping refugees but getting mad they aren't accepting enough is silly.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53ae8254636872603cb90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7fe0636872603c020000#post_53ae7fe0636872603c020000\r\nThe thing is though that the integration into the EU at this point can't be stopped.  When you get right down to it since they've started the process to integrate into the EU if Russia tries to take the eastern border by force that's going to be the same thing as declaring war on the entire EU and I highly doubt that Russia's going to go that far as picking a fight they can't win.\r\n\r\n\r\nMy money on what's eventually going to happen in the extreme long run in the middle east is that war torn areas of the world are going to wind up being abandoned in the long run.  What I mean by this is 2050's Syria's population will be 0 cause everyone will have moved away.\r\n\r\nIn fact that's what I have money on for how \"world peace\" will be achieved; not cause war won't exist fifty years from now, but because all the war torn areas of the world will be utterly abandoned with only the people that can't get over the fact that it's over still fighting it out.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae8299636872609e2d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae8254636872603cb90000#post_53ae8254636872603cb90000\r\nAny predictions for who will die in the next year or so?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae837263687261ba3e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae8299636872609e2d0100#post_53ae8299636872609e2d0100\r\nThe Republican party's chances of winning the 2016 election.\r\n\r\nsnap snap snap snap\r\n......... snap\r\n..... snap\r\nsnap snap snap snap\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae83946368726102720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae837263687261ba3e0100#post_53ae837263687261ba3e0100\r\nWould you bet money on it?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae83a1636872603c470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae837263687261ba3e0100#post_53ae837263687261ba3e0100\r\n...*JOKER EXTREME!*\r\n\r\nGoing to bed for real now","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae841c6368725f8aab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae83946368726102720100#post_53ae83946368726102720100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae837263687261ba3e0100#post_53ae837263687261ba3e0100\r\nWould you bet money on it?[/bq]\r\nOh hell yeah; betting on anyone but Hillary at this point becoming our next president is a fast way to throw away your money.  I'd be willing to drop a thousand dollars on that bet that Hillary is going to be president cause damn not a single Republican contender has even a shot at this point.\r\n\r\nTo use a analogy the Republican party in 2016 are like winnie the pooh batting against christopher robin, with christopher robin being hillary.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae84796368725f8ad40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why does it seem that _Jurassic Park 3_ was the last \"serious\" dinosaur movie?\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae84c76368725fd5010200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae84796368725f8ad40100#post_53ae84796368725f8ad40100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]Why does it seem that _Jurassic Park 3_ was the last \"serious\" dinosaur movie?\r\n[/bq]\r\nCause they knew it was going to suck in comparison to jurassic park 1 so they at least made it not painful to watch.  Jurassic park 2 may be better to 3, but 2 is extremely painful to watch.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae85bb636872618d340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae84c76368725fd5010200#post_53ae84c76368725fd5010200\r\nI like it, but it's more of a generic action movie.\r\n\r\nAnd I know I posted these before, \"but these photos make\":http://www.jplegacy.org/images/news/jw01.jpg \"_Jurassic World_\":http://www.jplegacy.org/images/news/jw03.jpg look like a cheesy TV movie.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae85d2636872601e260200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae8254636872603cb90000#post_53ae8254636872603cb90000\r\nI think you mistake the cause of war. It's not territory, it's the people who lived there. Odds are the big players will settle elsewhere and the cycle will be reborn again\r\n\r\nAnd joining the EU is still a bad idea for Ukraine. It will cost them too much, the trade deals they will get will be awful and the untold misery compliance with the labyrinthian regulations will cause for their businesses is like a death knell.\r\n\r\nI've never subscribed the \"history is inevitable\" idea. Meaning the idea that the march of progress is going one way and one way only so you better get on board.\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53ae8786636872618d1b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae85d2636872601e260200#post_53ae85d2636872601e260200\r\nI never said that it wasn't a bad idea; rather it's inevitable at this point.  I don't mean that in a \"history is inevitable\" sort, rather the ball has gained too much inertia and the ball can't be stopped.  It's pretty damn likely Ukraine minus Crimea will become part of the EU, not 100% more like 99.99999999999999999%.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}