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{"topics":[{"id":"55922d78636872074b0013e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922d42636872074b00138c#post_55922d42636872074b00138c\r\nI get that. But I'm kind of tired.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55922db76368725064000fd5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i thought you lived in the south, don't you have a gun?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55922e0e636872506400103e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I r going to put my know into yur tait assee","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55922e19636872543c002721","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"knot","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55922e1d6368725064001051","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922db76368725064000fd5#post_55922db76368725064000fd5\r\nIt's not loaded.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55922e48636872112e000050","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922db76368725064000fd5#post_55922db76368725064000fd5\r\nGuns are for pussies.\r\nReal men use sticks.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55922f1f6368722700000a6b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Cd9wzaM.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559231d76368726089000ac1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How many potatoes does it take to kill a bunch of Irishmen?\r\n\r\n*[spoiler]NONE![/spoiler]*\r\n\r\n~^[spoiler]I'm sorry[/spoiler]^~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55923304636872112e000515","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559231d76368726089000ac1#post_559231d76368726089000ac1\r\nAs an Irishman\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/bdFmo50.gif!\r\nshut[/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559233186368724f23000290","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im welsh","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559233a26368721fc90024a1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Appuls","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5592369263687237c10008a7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I should go to sleep right now.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"559237316368721c0d00007f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5592369263687237c10008a7#post_5592369263687237c10008a7\r\nKnight","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"559237d0636872270000194d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/HjEboZB.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559237e26368721c0d000143","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559237316368721c0d00007f#post_559237316368721c0d00007f\r\nKnightly.\r\n\r\n\"If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q78QXpSL2M","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55923901636872112e000e44","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Freakin' Hex/Octal multiplication","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"559239a1636872543c003d34","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We don't get anything over here like at all. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55923a0f63687204ef000017","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559239a1636872543c003d34#post_559239a1636872543c003d34\r\nYou live in Florida. All the wild animals get eaten by alligators.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55923af763687220ff000011","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"or cubans","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55923b2f6368720df4000129","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55923a0f63687204ef000017#post_55923a0f63687204ef000017\r\nThat and eaten by people.\r\n\r\nThe only time I've ever gotten to see different animals is at the Zoo.\r\n\r\nAlso, Where we used to live we used to get a couple of Raccoons and Possums.\r\n\r\nOne Raccoon that always showed up and you'd always know it was the same one because she would come around and eat our cats food.\r\n\r\n*SHE WAS FUKKEN FAT!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55923b896368720df40001ab","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"BWUUULULYULYEEEEEEEEH\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssaHih2e2h8","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55923ba26368722700001fa1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55923b2f6368720df4000129#post_55923b2f6368720df4000129\r\nShe was probably pregnant. My grandma had a similar situation. A group of raccoons were living in the sewer drain across the street from her house. She'd feed them catfood. Hell my uncle would go out there and feed them by hand.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55923bd26368720df4000218","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Soap\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hKqYi2E9vY","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55923c7263687220ff0001b0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55923ba26368722700001fa1#post_55923ba26368722700001fa1\r\nShe more than likely was. She was adorable too! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55923cca636872312c000115","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55923c7263687220ff0001b0#post_55923c7263687220ff0001b0\r\nRaccoons are some adorable little shits. They're common in the mountains around here too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}