time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7183.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559364a36368722d390007bb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593643a6368723cd90005e4#post_5593643a6368723cd90005e4\r\nReplied to the wrong guy.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559364b36368722d390007d7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559364806368727b1f000a0d#post_559364806368727b1f000a0d\r\n\r\nThis is why I shouldn't be a doctor.\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559364a36368722d390007bb#post_559364a36368722d390007bb\r\n\r\nWhoopsy.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559364f66368726227002719","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559364456368725af5000022#post_559364456368725af5000022\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559363dd6368722d390006b0#post_559363dd6368722d390006b0\r\nDo you plan on becoming a doctor?[/bq]\r\nI originally planned on being a EMT, but I'm more into survival skills.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559364f76368725af50000c8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559364b36368722d390007d7#post_559364b36368722d390007d7\r\nIt's fine.\r\nThanks, thou.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559365216368726227002759","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559362e46368727b1f0007dc#post_559362e46368727b1f0007dc\r\n>2015\r\n>not liking alcohol\r\n\r\nenjoying your perfect life?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5593652f6368723cd9000733","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Haven't actually played Splatoon in a while\r\nJust beat story mode\r\n\r\nHoly shit\r\nDat final boss","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559365636368727b1f000b63","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559365216368726227002759#post_559365216368726227002759\r\n>Implying I'm at least 21\r\nBitch, plz","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5593657863687262270027d2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593652f6368723cd9000733#post_5593652f6368723cd9000733\r\nDon't spoil it! haven't beat the game either. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559365f8636872388d001b3f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i knew a kez\r\n\r\nfunny that one day i'd know a kaz","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559366a66368726227002a0a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's a really damn important survival tip:\r\nIf you ever are in a situation where a poisonous snake is about to bite you grab it from right behind the head so it can't bite you.  It's the equivalent of a chokehold.  If you grab it directly from behind the jaw it can't move itself to bite.\r\n\r\nIf it doesn't have fangs but instead has a hole like thing in it's mouth it spits it's poison, but those are rare.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559367056368727b04000175","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559366a66368726227002a0a#post_559366a66368726227002a0a\r\nI actually do know about this! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5593672d6368725aeb0002df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559366a66368726227002a0a#post_559366a66368726227002a0a\r\nHow\r\nAbout\r\n\"Fuck that shit, I ain't going into nature territory.\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559367416368726227002b23","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559366a66368726227002a0a#post_559366a66368726227002a0a\r\n\r\nI'd probably just scream and run like an idiot.\r\n\r\nI would never survive in the wild.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55936763636872435c0007a8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559367056368727b04000175#post_559367056368727b04000175\r\nHow about this one?  Cheetahs suck for turning.  If you're ever getting chased by a cheetah turn at the last second near a wall and it'll smack head first into the wall.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559367ae6368727b040001ed","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55936763636872435c0007a8#post_55936763636872435c0007a8\r\nWhat if there are no walls.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559367ee6368727b1f000f49","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So my sis comes back from Europe on Thursday ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5593681c6368725aeb0003b5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559367ae6368727b040001ed#post_559367ae6368727b040001ed\r\nStab it in the throat/face/eyes.  *Most* predators if you metaphorically fuck them up hard enough they won't come back.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559368306368723cd9000b47","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"> Goes on tumblr and see's someone say they are sick of seeing Mad Max everywhere\r\n\r\n!http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/212/0/6/heresy_by_angerelic-d59ah2n.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55936857636872388d001f12","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593681c6368725aeb0003b5#post_5593681c6368725aeb0003b5\r\nOh u.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5593685d636872435c0008b1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559368306368723cd9000b47#post_559368306368723cd9000b47\r\n\r\nBurn them. Then take the ashes, dump them into a glass of milk, mis them, drink the milk, then spit it out!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559368746368723cd9000ba7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55936763636872435c0007a8#post_55936763636872435c0007a8\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559367056368727b04000175#post_559367056368727b04000175\r\nHow about this one?  Cheetahs suck for turning.  If you're ever getting chased by a cheetah turn at the last second near a wall and it'll smack head first into the wall.[/bq]\r\nThat one I knew too because actually you have said that before! \r\n\r\nRemember that gif I posted of that one Cheetah chasing that dude?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559367ee6368727b1f000f49#post_559367ee6368727b1f000f49\r\nAwesome! Gonna spend time with her? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55936880636872388d001f5d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/P4fRK.jpg!","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559368a76368726227002d7d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55936763636872435c0007a8#post_55936763636872435c0007a8\r\n\r\nAren't you not supposed to run if you see a cheetah? Since they're anxious, neurotic furballs and might not have interest in you other than a sniff unless you activate the ancient cat reflex of a pounce by running?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559368c8636872435c000934","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593685d636872435c0008b1#post_5593685d636872435c0008b1\r\nThese people are surely not going to Valhalla! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559368cd6368723cd9000c34","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559368746368723cd9000ba7#post_559368746368723cd9000ba7\r\nWhat gif?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}