time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7247.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5597362e6368727b24000b11","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@candycats\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559735f26368725f85000f6e#post_559735f26368725f85000f6e\r\n\r\nYou can still post gifs with the phone, want the tutorial?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559736436368727e8e00258b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559735ab636872151500074f#post_559735ab636872151500074f\r\nDid anyone tell you that your a cute bunny","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"5597365663687205f300152a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've never broken a bone.\r\nThough my brother says I must have broken my nose at one point because I can bend it far to the side.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55973683636872217b000315","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597362e6368727b24000b11#post_5597362e6368727b24000b11\r\nYes please☺","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559736a263687205f300158b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559733a96368725f85000c55#post_559733a96368725f85000c55\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]I think I broke my butt...[/bq]\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgp4yOGxl1qdygvbo1_400.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559736ae6368727b24000b8b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597365663687205f300152a#post_5597365663687205f300152a\r\nI broke my arm when I was 1","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559736d26368727b24000bb4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@candycats\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559736436368727e8e00258b#post_559736436368727e8e00258b\r\n[bq=\"candycats\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559735ab636872151500074f#post_559735ab636872151500074f\r\nDid anyone tell you that your a cute bunny[/bq]\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/986/950/e41.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559736fc6368727b24000be4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559736d26368727b24000bb4#post_559736d26368727b24000bb4\r\nReisen is cuter though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5597370063687205f3001609","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I smashed my middle finger in a door, it was gross\r\nI kept taking the cast off to look at it\r\nThe nail eventually fell out and a new one grew in","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5597370d63687261ef000f05","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@candycats\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559736ae6368727b24000b8b#post_559736ae6368727b24000b8b\r\n[bq=\"candycats\"]\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597365663687205f300152a#post_5597365663687205f300152a\r\nI broke my arm when I was 1[/bq]\r\nWhen I was two, I ate a soapy flannel","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559737166368727b24000c05","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559736d26368727b24000bb4#post_559736d26368727b24000bb4\r\n... Please don't I'm sorry","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559737356368725f85001108","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559736fc6368727b24000be4#post_559736fc6368727b24000be4\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559736d26368727b24000bb4#post_559736d26368727b24000bb4\r\nReisen is cuter though.[/bq]\r\nFor once we agree.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559737526368725f85001131","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@candycats\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973683636872217b000315#post_55973683636872217b000315\r\n\r\nStep 1: Open a new tab on the phone browser.\r\nStep 2: Google Jontron gif\r\nStep 3: Open the image and let it load\r\nStep 4: Select the address bar/URL and an icon for copying it should appear, press it.\r\nStep 5: Return to the previous tab where you want to paste it and introduce the address between exclamation marks.\r\n\r\nFair warning kitty, depending on the phone some GIFS might be too heavy and make the phone to crash which means you'll have to restart it (Keep the on/off button pressed for that) so watch out for that.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55973753636872217b000380","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597370d63687261ef000f05#post_5597370d63687261ef000f05\r\nWait a flannel shirt","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559737636368727b24000c51","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597365663687205f300152a#post_5597365663687205f300152a\r\nI cut my Heal open when I was a kid and laughed when it happened.\r\n\r\nAnd than Laughed when I was getting stitches put in. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559737b16368725f850011d9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I broke my ankle after falling from the roof of my old house.\r\nI don't remember why I was there, but my brother was throwing rocks.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559737b76368725f850011e7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"holy shit the T3 game the best friends played today looks cool as shit\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559737c76368725f850011fc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/9689793058fa0f6ad16376877148f883/tumblr_nqksnqNRgU1t2jeblo9_1280.jpg!\r\nAlways wondered what I'd look like in cat form. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559737d76368721bd800048c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559737636368727b24000c51#post_559737636368727b24000c51\r\nI had to get stitches in my chin once. I still have the scar.\r\nFun fact, I actually BIT the doctor while he was sewing me up.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5597380a6368727e8e002845","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559737636368727b24000c51#post_559737636368727b24000c51\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559737636368727b24000c51#post_559737636368727b24000c51\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597365663687205f300152a#post_5597365663687205f300152a\r\nI cut my Heal open-[/bq]\r\n*_AAAAHHHHHHHHHH_*\r\n","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5597385e6368726d6b000041","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think my worst injuries were where I skinned the shit out of my knee and gave me a rad ass scar and one time I stepped on a pencil and it went probably about an inch into my foot\r\n\r\n\r\nalso I once had to spend the night at the hospital\r\n^but that was because of dehydration^\r\n~^because I was crying too much^~","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5597386f6368726dde00003f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also in a situation involving a trampoline, scaffolding to climb on as a fort, and a sprinkler\r\nI bit into my tongue","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559738726368726d54000066","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559737c76368725f850011fc#post_559737c76368725f850011fc\r\ndoes u has a fro","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559738bd6368726d920000c7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597380a6368727e8e002845#post_5597380a6368727e8e002845\r\nI backed up into a broken Mirror like on Full force. \r\n\r\nFunny thing is I didn't even notice until I fell over and couldn't get up. It tickled!\r\n\r\nMy mom was like \"OH MY GOD YOUR HEAL IS SPLIT OPEN!\"\r\n\r\nAnd I'm like \"Oh well that explains why I cant get up\"\r\n\r\nNote I was like 6 or 7 at the time I think?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559737d76368721bd800048c#post_559737d76368721bd800048c\r\nHow did you mess up your chin like that? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559738d96368726d920000ea","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559737b16368725f850011d9#post_559737b16368725f850011d9\r\nI think I've told this story, but once I fractured my finger and the painkillers didn't work so I felt them using the medical tools and scissors and forceps inside my finger. . needless to say it didn't feel good.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}