time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7481.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a085066368721bee000797","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a082916368722e4f002d99#post_55a082916368722e4f002d99\r\nThat's terrifying and hot at the same time \t\r\n( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)\t","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a085346368722e4f00318b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Great convo starter, imagine if both men and women sweated semen","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a0859e6368724275000036","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a083ef63687241e20009c0#post_55a083ef63687241e20009c0\r\nHere's some American Boxart for you\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ndnvYrGL1r3lqbao1_r1_cover.png!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55a085ab636872429600003a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a085346368722e4f00318b#post_55a085346368722e4f00318b\r\nuhhhhhhhhhhhhh","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a085c6636872425a00006e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0859e6368724275000036#post_55a0859e6368724275000036\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a083ef63687241e20009c0#post_55a083ef63687241e20009c0\r\nHere's some American Boxart for you\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ndnvYrGL1r3lqbao1_r1_cover.png![/bq]\r\ntesticle kirby","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a0860363687242cc000089","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a085346368722e4f00318b#post_55a085346368722e4f00318b\r\nShirts would get alot stickier alot more often And finger banging could get a woman pregnant. \r\n\r\nAnd I guess we would ...ahem. Excrete sweat.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a0862163687242b90000c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0859e6368724275000036#post_55a0859e6368724275000036\r\nHey! I played that game!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a086416368724268000125","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0860363687242cc000089#post_55a0860363687242cc000089\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a085346368722e4f00318b#post_55a085346368722e4f00318b\r\nShirts would get alot stickier alot more often And finger banging could get a woman pregnant. \r\n\r\nAnd I guess we would ...ahem. Excrete sweat.[/bq]\r\ni don't think we'd survive as a species because of extreme overpopulation ecspecially in the hotter climates","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a08669636872425a000192","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i could jack off in public and no one would think anything weird! :D","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a0867c636872425a0001bc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0639a636872662100040f#post_55a0639a636872662100040f\r\n[bq=\"Virgil Stormblade\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a062a06368726ea6000689#post_55a062a06368726ea6000689\r\nIn other words, slow as shit?[/bq]\r\nIn other words, the world hates me today","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55a0868d63687242750001c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a08669636872425a000192#post_55a08669636872425a000192\r\nI would.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55a086a863687242cc00012e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"also, does this mean a woman can impregnate herself?","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a086a963687242750001ec","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a08669636872425a000192#post_55a08669636872425a000192\r\n[bq=\"SuperSupermario24\"]i could jack off in public and no one would think anything weird! :D[/bq]\r\nTrue","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a086b963687242850001c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a086a863687242cc00012e#post_55a086a863687242cc00012e\r\n[bq=\"SuperSupermario24\"]also, does this mean a woman can impregnate herself?[/bq]\r\nmhm","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a086d563687242cc000167","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0867c636872425a0001bc#post_55a0867c636872425a0001bc\r\nCongrats Planet Earth.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55a086d963687242cc00016f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a086416368724268000125#post_55a086416368724268000125\r\n[bq=\"Kaz\"]\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0860363687242cc000089#post_55a0860363687242cc000089\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a085346368722e4f00318b#post_55a085346368722e4f00318b\r\nShirts would get alot stickier alot more often And finger banging could get a woman pregnant. \r\n\r\nAnd I guess we would ...ahem. Excrete sweat.[/bq]\r\ni don't think we'd survive as a species because of extreme overpopulation ecspecially in the hotter climates[/bq]\r\nwe have a lot of illegals in the hotter climates","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a086f463687242cc000196","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a086b963687242850001c9#post_55a086b963687242850001c9\r\nwell uh\r\ni would sure hate to be a woman then\r\nalso that means we can now reproduce asexually and that'd probably cause civilization collapse somehow","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a0870c6368724268000267","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good God, people, why any of you told me playing the piano hurts my wrists this bad?!","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"55a0877763687242850002c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0870c6368724268000267#post_55a0870c6368724268000267\r\nWe didn't want to tell you.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55a0878f63687242850002e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a086f463687242cc000196#post_55a086f463687242cc000196\r\nwe have hangars for a reason\r\n\r\n\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0870c6368724268000267#post_55a0870c6368724268000267\r\ncuz u's a bitch that aint got no skill","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a087aa63687242cc000259","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0870c6368724268000267#post_55a0870c6368724268000267\r\nwe fap to your misery\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0877763687242850002c9#post_55a0877763687242850002c9\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0870c6368724268000267#post_55a0870c6368724268000267\r\nWe didn't want to tell you.[/bq]\r\n","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a0884563687206fb000133","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0870c6368724268000267#post_55a0870c6368724268000267\r\ni feed on your pain","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a0894163687242b900049e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"this skyrim mod <3","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a0895263687249c400004a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0894163687242b900049e#post_55a0894163687242b900049e\r\ndevourment?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a08952636872428500051f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"'Sup nerds?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}