time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7568.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a33e216368724afe0005ad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, I went to a museum, and saw some living bugs, including a Wolf spider and a Goliath Birdeater.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a33e3363687253ad000b5d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33dc1636872400900064d#post_55a33dc1636872400900064d\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33d8d6368724d5e000a8f#post_55a33d8d6368724d5e000a8f\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33ced6368724e3d0003e3#post_55a33ced6368724e3d0003e3\r\nI DON'T EAT PEOPLE DAMMIT![/bq]\r\nWhat about sexually?\r\n\r\nI don't mean vore\r\n[/bq]\r\n@Cannibalism can be considered a fetish too@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55a33e3663687253ad000b61","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33df3636872400900069f#post_55a33df3636872400900069f\r\nStop calling me Mario!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a33e406368724afe0005dd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did you know that it's physically impossible to get the good ending in cave story? \r\nIt is\r\nAnd any videos you see of it are lies made by filthy lying liars ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a33e42636872114a0008b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33b7f6368724b6e002b66#post_55a33b7f6368724b6e002b66\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33b93636872114a0004b7#post_55a33b93636872114a0004b7\r\nIts raining here too, The heavens must know who their new angel is.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55a33e616368724b6e00302e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33e3663687253ad000b61#post_55a33e3663687253ad000b61\r\n\r\n*Raises hand*","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a33e696368724e3d00059b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33dfa6368724d5e000b46#post_55a33dfa6368724d5e000b46\r\nI'm dutch","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a33e7d63687253ad000bbf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33e216368724afe0005ad#post_55a33e216368724afe0005ad\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]So, I went to a museum, and saw some living bugs, including a Wolf spider and a Goliath Birdeater.[/bq]\r\nAREN'T THEY THE CUTEST FUCKERS EVER?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a33e8b6368724d5e000c37","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33e696368724e3d00059b#post_55a33e696368724e3d00059b\r\n\r\nNice meeting you Dutch","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a33e916368724afe00065c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33e216368724afe0005ad#post_55a33e216368724afe0005ad\r\noooooh thats nice","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a33ea66368724afe000677","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33e3663687253ad000b61#post_55a33e3663687253ad000b61\r\nBut you *do* look like him.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a33eb863687253ad000c1a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@Is not raining here@\r\n@My city does not care about the death a japanese man@\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55a33ed46368724b6e0030ee","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33ea66368724afe000677#post_55a33ea66368724afe000677\r\n\r\n*Raises hand again*","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a33ed863687253ad000c36","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33ea66368724afe000677#post_55a33ea66368724afe000677\r\n~You don't have to keep reminding me though...^^~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a33edb63687219b5000364","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33e7d63687253ad000bbf#post_55a33e7d63687253ad000bbf\r\nI hate you for making me think some spiders are cute","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a33eef6368724d5e000cba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33e216368724afe0005ad#post_55a33e216368724afe0005ad\r\nEver go to the museum of Science?","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a33ef46368724d5e000cc2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33e7d63687253ad000bbf#post_55a33e7d63687253ad000bbf\r\nThe wolf one, aye.\r\nThe Goliath? It was hiding so well I didn't see it. Then when I did, ==*Ech!*==","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a33f0a6368724b6e003142","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33edb63687219b5000364#post_55a33edb63687219b5000364\r\nAHAHA!\r\nMy plan to cure arachnophobia is working!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a33f366368724afe000725","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33f0a6368724b6e003142#post_55a33f0a6368724b6e003142\r\nWhen we live together, you can only have ONE spider!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a33f4463687279ed000069","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33ef46368724d5e000cc2#post_55a33ef46368724d5e000cc2\r\nGoliaths are some huuuuuge motherfuckers. But they're also very bashful and legitimately too big to be lethal to humans.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a33f5d6368724b6e0031b4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well, now people can't say they didn't know the EU is undemocratic and wants to take national sovereignty. ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"55a33f886368724e3d000721","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33eb863687253ad000c1a#post_55a33eb863687253ad000c1a\r\nThe sun is shining and the birds are singing here\r\n\r\nMake of that what you will","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55a33f8a6368724b6e0031fd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33f0a6368724b6e003142#post_55a33f0a6368724b6e003142\r\nAre you a bad enough dude to seduce every arachnophobe in the world and eradicate the fear of spiders From the world\r\n!a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/707d57cdd056d94e4d21165c9c09d8d7/l.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a33f8c6368720b1a000053","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@\"Oh shit there will be a sequel for Wreck it Ralph\":http://entertainment.ie/cinema/news/John-C-Reilly-confirms-at-Galway-Film-Fleadh-that-hes-signed-on-for-Wreck-It-Ralph-2/367542.htm@\r\n\r\n!https://36.media.tumblr.com/834b524e39edf4d1789f45b746d6cf05/tumblr_inline_nreitq1qv51rx2i0w_540.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55a33fea6368724d5e000e12","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33f886368724e3d000721#post_55a33f886368724e3d000721\r\n\r\nYou finnish people are the true aliens\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a33f8c6368720b1a000053#post_55a33f8c6368720b1a000053\r\n\r\nEveryone called it!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}