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{"topics":[{"id":"53c2253b6368725a8cf70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c2242f6368724b49400200#post_53c2242f6368724b49400200\r\nAll I really know about Twin Peaks is that It's weird\r\n\r\nAnyway, The last Show I watched is Kamen rider Den-O\r\n\r\nThe space sheriffs fight the Imagin...And that's about it","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c22a966368727c92630300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i just noticed i have 69 mac miller songs in my tablet.\r\n\r\nheheheh.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c22dff6368722343de0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c22a966368727c92630300#post_53c22a966368727c92630300\r\n\r\nDo you watch that MTV show with him?","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c23160636872580b1f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c22dff6368722343de0100#post_53c22dff6368722343de0100\r\n\r\ni barely watch TV. so no.\r\n\r\nnot even loiter squad.\r\n\r\nwhat is it about?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c2322563687218b13b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c23160636872580b1f0000#post_53c23160636872580b1f0000\r\n\r\nFrom what I got, it seems to be about his family and nonsensical stuff they do.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c2329b636872707e340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c2322563687218b13b0100#post_53c2322563687218b13b0100\r\n\r\nsooo, loiter squad v2.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c23332636872027b6a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/8e5f385236d4dcca292c57ef6f8858b5/tumblr_n8bx04PMDO1r47uuno1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c233666368725408770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c23332636872027b6a0100#post_53c23332636872027b6a0100\r\n\r\n_Heeeey-yo! Donkey Kong, let's go let's go! Here he comes, banana slamma!_","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c241b5636872244d370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz\r\n\r\nhe dus.\r\n\r\nden gurl takes deep breff. den girl sais \"bf i am pregnant will u stay my bf\" n he says \"no\".\r\n\r\ngurl is hertbrokn. </////3\r\n\r\ngirl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.\r\n\r\nboi runs ova 2 her.\r\n\r\nshe ded. </333333333\r\n\r\nboi crie \"i sed no b ur bf...cus i wona be ur husband!\"\r\n\r\nhe screems n frows poptart @ wol... a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd\r\n\r\n*** LIK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIM ***","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c246b06368727922e60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCqNV5lcY48/Sblv5mmLmRI/AAAAAAAAAsg/ogdUBuTkcxg/s400/rocky-meat-figure.jpg!\r\nThe fuck?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c2507b63687219b7c70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'M BACK BITCHAZ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c280076368722577060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c2507b63687219b7c70200#post_53c2507b63687219b7c70200\r\nHey Randy. I'm getting my dick pierced.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c287ee6368727fc2020600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c246b06368727922e60300#post_53c246b06368727922e60300\r\nWell I suppose they wanted to make figures of _all_ of his opponents. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53c2897f636872753a590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Behold the National Anthem of the Internet!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPINmeBFFD8","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c29011636872673cca0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c2897f636872753a590100#post_53c2897f636872753a590100\r\nThat was better than I was expecting.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c2959a63687267cdc30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c29011636872673cca0100#post_53c29011636872673cca0100\r\nThe Fresh Guile of Everyday I'm Slam Jammin' goes with everything\r\n\r\nIt's my new ringtone.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c2ae3c6368722708b00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So guys, anyone any significant others? Boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives? I just wonder 'cause I'm a guy who feel like he wants someone to love, and to also just have that feeling of fear so I don't end up feeling like I'm gonna die alone since I got nobody and I'm not a drinker so I don't go to bars plus I'm autistic and shy around girls a lot. Plus I've mostly had relationships online and only met some girls face-to-face which ended disastrously.\r\n\r\n*pants*\r\n\r\nSorry, just went on the one tirade I always have buried in my head.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c2b67e63687215c9f50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c2ae3c6368722708b00100#post_53c2ae3c6368722708b00100\r\nWell my last boyfriend ended up being a lying cheating douchebag.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c2bc9a63687219414e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now for your daily political news:\r\nYeah; I think it's pretty official that even the republican party knows they're doomed.\r\n\r\nIf you're wondering what I mean by this to summarize recent news the republican party's 2014 election strategy has shifted drastically from trying to take control of the senate to essentially trying to lame it out and let the clock run out.\r\n\r\nThe long run election strategy of the GOP has drastically shifted recently cause of recent polling showing them on the presidential level no longer electable.  Now their whole strategy is starting to shift from trying to take control of the government through elections and more towards damage control.  They now face more competition from tea party members and essentially now have to run two elections to get elected with party unity quickly falling apart with republicans and tea party constantly vying for control of the republican party rather than creating party unity.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; GOP 2014 and 2016 election strategy now:\r\n!https://carbonrom.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/south-park-bp-sorry1.png!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lza8c1Ax8I1r4t3va.gif!\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3375668/we-re-sorry-south-park-o.gif!\r\n\r\nSide note:\r\nIt would probably work too if they weren't being so stupid.\r\n*cough* The lawsuit to try to impeach Obama *cough*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c2bfac6368723c70a00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c2bc9a63687219414e0100#post_53c2bc9a63687219414e0100\r\nShall we run a funeral service for GOP?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53c2c0286368724a1b6b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c2bfac6368723c70a00000#post_53c2bfac6368723c70a00000\r\nDo they really deserve one?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c2c2296368726232150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c2bfac6368723c70a00000#post_53c2bfac6368723c70a00000\r\n!http://bluebrainsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/monty.jpg!\r\n\r\nJoking aside to use a analogy what the GOP is essentially doing right now is like a person quitting smoking AFTER they were diagnosed with terminal cancer after years of their doctor warning them that they were going to get cancer.  Quitting smoking this late in the game won't save you.\r\n\r\n\r\nReason why the Republican party is doomed post 2016 summarized in one sentence, \"They can't get elected without the tea party anymore and they can't get elected with the tea party anymore\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c2c4c26368727c0d500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c2507b63687219b7c70200#post_53c2507b63687219b7c70200\r\n\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m731wllmoH1r8e8k5o1_500.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c2c8816368722787f70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c2b67e63687215c9f50000#post_53c2b67e63687215c9f50000\r\n\r\nSo you got no one right now, Squiggy?\r\n\r\nAnd now random Game Grumps!\r\n\r\nArin: Welcome back to Game Grumps! \r\nDan: Yeaaaah!\r\nArin: Dan, say something funny!\r\nDan: Ha ha ha, Yoshi eggs are spot-- *FUCK!!!!*\r\n(Both crack up)\r\n\r\nArin: Welcome back to Game Grumps!\r\nDan: Hey, Arin, have you ever tried to eat a dick?\r\nArin: Yes!\r\nDan: _Dammit!!_\r\nArin: *FUCK!!!*\r\n(both crack up)","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c2c980636872432a9b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c2c2296368726232150000#post_53c2c2296368726232150000\r\nAmerica is not a democracy anymore....","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}