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{"topics":[{"id":"5332376d6368725168af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533236316368724f00730000#post_533236316368724f00730000\r\n\r\n\"the day later\"\r\n\r\n\"accidental sleeping bomb destroys entire military base in germany\"\r\n\r\n\"accidental attack on russia grounds cause deaths, germans say they didint know who could hace done such a thing\"\r\n\r\n\"russia withouth intentions sends troops near germany\"\r\n\r\n\"all countries maybe or maybe not sended reinforcements to germany\"\r\n\r\n\"ww3 its accidentaly declared, everyone is innocent\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53323e36636872309f0c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want a gun...","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53323e9c6368726b83010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"¿Una de chinampinas te sirve?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53323f046368726bbd100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53323e9c6368726b83010000#post_53323e9c6368726b83010000\r\n\r\nNo ya tengo uno\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53323f836368720635160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53323f046368726bbd100000#post_53323f046368726bbd100000\r\n\r\nUna de balineso de diabolos?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53323fe06368726ba2510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53323f836368720635160000#post_53323f836368720635160000\r\n\r\nYa tengo una de buena calidad","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5332410e6368723552130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53323fe06368726ba2510000#post_53323fe06368726ba2510000\r\n\r\nPues si es para lo que creo, nomás usala a quemarropa. Mismo resultado, pero fácil de esconder, solo asegurate de usar guantes de latex al poner la munición para no dejar huellas digitales.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"533241e163687235dc560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5332410e6368723552130000#post_5332410e6368723552130000\r\n\r\nWee... No soy del DF","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"533242696368726c6a070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533241e163687235dc560000#post_533241e163687235dc560000\r\n\r\nAh neto, tu la tienes más fácil. Haz que se ahogue en el mar y que parezca un accidente.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"533242df63687234e49c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533242696368726c6a070100#post_533242696368726c6a070100\r\n\r\nPero quiero un arma","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5332431463687269092b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533242df63687234e49c0000#post_533242df63687234e49c0000\r\n\r\nPor eso we, usa la de balines a quemarropa.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5332434663687279f1c70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5332431463687269092b0000#post_5332431463687269092b0000\r\n\r\nPero no hacen daño hijo","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"533243c463687203a6350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Haha eso dices!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53324593636872219a8c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533243c463687203a6350000#post_533243c463687203a6350000\r\n\r\nLe dispare a mi perro y apenas reacciono","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"533245c663687202b4b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53324593636872219a8c0100#post_53324593636872219a8c0100\r\n\r\n¿Quieres matar a tu perro?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5332460c63687250f0070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533245c663687202b4b20000#post_533245c663687202b4b20000\r\n\r\nNo","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"533246af6368724ee7250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5332460c63687250f0070000#post_5332460c63687250f0070000\r\n\r\nBeno, pero si quieres echarte a alguien tiene que ser en tu domicilio, y el we tiene que irrumpir en tu casa con algún objeto peligroso","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"533248296368724fa96b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533246af6368724ee7250000#post_533246af6368724ee7250000\r\n\r\nNo no es alguien de mi domicilio y no no soy del DF otra vez","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5332493663687234ee000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533248296368724fa96b0000#post_533248296368724fa96b0000\r\n\r\nYa se we!\r\n\r\nNo we, a lo que me refiero es que al wey que te quieres cargar, hipotéticamente hablando, tendría que irrumpir en tu domicilio para evitar que te agarren, uno por posesión de armas y dos por homicidio. Si haces que parezca que te quizo robar, se puede alegar defensa propia. Puedes comprar una pistola en la SEDENA. Siempre que sea una semi-automatica no superior al calibre .380\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5332498363687228fe2c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5332493663687234ee000000#post_5332493663687234ee000000\r\n\r\nDonde vivo no venden armas","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"533249a56368723063420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5332498363687228fe2c0000#post_5332498363687228fe2c0000\r\n\r\nPues ahorra pa tu camión we xD","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53324a016368722912460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533249a56368723063420000#post_533249a56368723063420000\r\n\r\nY para donde me voy?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53324c6b63687201f3910200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53324a016368722912460000#post_53324a016368722912460000\r\n\r\nPs si estas en Quintana Roo, yo diría que te pruebes primero en Michoacan, si no, te vas para Oaxaca xD","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53324d61636872228b260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Beans!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53324ec3636872228b7f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53324c6b63687201f3910200#post_53324c6b63687201f3910200\r\n\r\nPero estoy ahorrando para el arma\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53324d61636872228b260000#post_53324d61636872228b260000\r\n\r\n= Farts","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"}]}