time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1010.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d83e526368722789e20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d83d8c6368721dcf070200#post_53d83d8c6368721dcf070200\r\n*Gets back up and replaces his hand with the Cobra Assault Cannon*","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d83ee86368721eb34d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*The universe resets again*\r\n\r\n*Everything weird is gone*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d83fdb6368726c52a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d83ee86368721eb34d0200#post_53d83ee86368721eb34d0200\r\n*Then it resets AGAIN because for shits and giggles*","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d8409f6368725a7cb80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d83ee86368721eb34d0200#post_53d83ee86368721eb34d0200\r\n\r\n\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d83fdb6368726c52a50000#post_53d83fdb6368726c52a50000\r\nAnd this time I go as my self because I'm a badass!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/0bd2dda40e51e399c116bb1698fcb79a/tumblr_n7n61wUNFb1squf0ro1_400.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d8413c6368722e07730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d83fdb6368726c52a50000#post_53d83fdb6368726c52a50000\r\n[bq=\"Ore-O\"]\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d83ee86368721eb34d0200#post_53d83ee86368721eb34d0200\r\n*Then it resets AGAIN because for shits and giggles*[/bq]\r\n!http://assets.overclock.net.s3.amazonaws.com/0/01/0100e64f_vbattach127853.jpeg!\r\n\"Oh for fuck's sakes guys; you just had to keep screwing around with the universe.  Do you have any idea how long this is going to take to fix?  Sorry folks, but the universe is broken until it comes back in from repairs\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d84197636872753bdd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8413c6368722e07730000#post_53d8413c6368722e07730000\r\nSo I suppose we're stuck in the infinity loop now. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d842ca6368727c86000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8413c6368722e07730000#post_53d8413c6368722e07730000\r\n\"We'll be right back after these messages\":http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cvwlcr69FAI","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d84365636872575db00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d842ca6368727c86000000#post_53d842ca6368727c86000000\r\n*Back from repairs*\r\n\"Okay; the universe is fixed.  Also they upgraded it to windows 8 and made the tablet interface the default user interface, installed internet explorer and made bing the default web search.\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d843ba63687278503b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d84365636872575db00100#post_53d84365636872575db00100\r\n\"That's good to hear. Anyways, what did you put for the hard drive?\"","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d843ef6368720e2c3c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d84365636872575db00100#post_53d84365636872575db00100\r\nI already use bing and Internet Explorer so that doesn't faze me. \r\n\r\nBut fuck windows 8!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d8440963687279fdb50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d843ba63687278503b0100#post_53d843ba63687278503b0100\r\n\"Lotion\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d844db63687264b2dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8440963687279fdb50100#post_53d8440963687279fdb50100\r\n\"So, that's why some people have been upset...\" Shall I go fanfic hunting?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d845036368720e2c7e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d843ef6368720e2c3c0000#post_53d843ef6368720e2c3c0000\r\n\"They also installed parental block and gave it a 256 alphanumeric password\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d845ec63687264b21b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Do ya'll want to see something completely sad?\r\n\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/ee0bbb69e0ed699bb3d9bbfe83b43808/tumblr_n9hgustJpO1qdzu24o1_500.png!\r\n\r\nHow, how did they not notice this? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d8463c63687210ccfb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d845ec63687264b21b0100#post_53d845ec63687264b21b0100\r\nHilarious, but I thought that abortion was coming out on the 8th of next month?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d8464663687210ccfd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d845ec63687264b21b0100#post_53d845ec63687264b21b0100\r\nUuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh...\r\nWow. Just wow.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d8465b63687264b23a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Uc9, when do you think we will be able to make synthetic animal genomes?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d846a1636872191ab90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8464663687210ccfd0100#post_53d8464663687210ccfd0100\r\nMy thoughts exactly. Like what the hell?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8463c63687210ccfb0100#post_53d8463c63687210ccfb0100\r\nApparently not? Unless this was Photoshopped? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d846c56368720ef5850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d845036368720e2c7e0000#post_53d845036368720e2c7e0000\r\n...God thing the reset didn't get everything.\r\n\r\n\"Henshin!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3GfjV0n5QQ#t=1227","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d847006368726a450a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d846a1636872191ab90100#post_53d846a1636872191ab90100\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8463c63687210ccfb0100#post_53d8463c63687210ccfb0100\r\nYou know what the worst part of it is? I'm being forced to see that movie.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d847276368725e690a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d847006368726a450a0000#post_53d847006368726a450a0000\r\nOh God. I'm... I'm so sorry.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d847396368722eed420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d847006368726a450a0000#post_53d847006368726a450a0000\r\nBy your 情人?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d847456368720ef5c30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"/mu/ is obsessed with kanye west\r\n\r\neverytime i enter i see a kanye west thread","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d8477b63687259bc110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d847396368722eed420000#post_53d847396368722eed420000\r\nI doubt his Joujin would be interested in something like that.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d8477e63687279a45c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d847006368726a450a0000#post_53d847006368726a450a0000\r\nOh Christ.... Just try your best to fall asleep. Bring earmuffs. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}