time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1028.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53dae02b6368721d23680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/c7a38e48a39387f16bb243e2544bb523/tumblr_mmvapd4WY81sqzrwlo1_250.gif!\r\nPlease tell me this is fake. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53dae1046368722f6cf00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dade886368720c3c2c0000#post_53dade886368720c3c2c0000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]!http://38.media.tumblr.com/dff34fa882588706c04553c9fef41784/tumblr_n9llzlkOpL1re1sgdo1_1280.png!\r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\n\r\nOh why I am not surprised.\r\n\r\n\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dadea8636872677ce80100#post_53dadea8636872677ce80100\r\n\r\nIs the Sonic Fandom, why you didn't see that coming ._.?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53dae11b63687257cb4d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae02b6368721d23680000#post_53dae02b6368721d23680000\r\nIt's real.  I think what the guy was going for was hoping that the police cars couldn't turn sharp enough corners and that he could use that spare time to get some distance.  You can see two of the cars having trouble turning that hard.  A better strategy would have been to done a hard turn at a faster speed.  The police cars would have hit a building instead with that little time to react or force them to slow down and then turn.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53dae14863687273f2140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dade886368720c3c2c0000#post_53dade886368720c3c2c0000\r\n\r\nI think I love the Sonic fandom.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53dae1bc6368721920310200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"what do you guys think of this non hip hop song\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxFb12EJRQM","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dae21463687251e3540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae1bc6368721920310200#post_53dae1bc6368721920310200\r\ns'alright.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53dae309636872460b230200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae11b63687257cb4d0200#post_53dae11b63687257cb4d0200\r\nI'm losing it. XD","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53dae3956368723f261d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae02b6368721d23680000#post_53dae02b6368721d23680000\r\nIiiiii am NOT even sure myself... =/","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53dae77563687247c3070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guys. I did the thing...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dae79863687251e3d40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae77563687247c3070200#post_53dae77563687247c3070200\r\n\r\nwith the scores?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dae7c56368723f26f90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae77563687247c3070200#post_53dae77563687247c3070200\r\n\r\nThe shiny thing under your pants?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53dae7cf636872108c520100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae79863687251e3d40100#post_53dae79863687251e3d40100\r\nNooooooooo. The thing with my dick.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dae7e263687201fa400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae77563687247c3070200#post_53dae77563687247c3070200\r\n\r\nWe know, Zhu Li.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53dae7e963687247c31e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae77563687247c3070200#post_53dae77563687247c3070200\r\nHow you feeling buddy?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dae802636872073a410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae7cf636872108c520100#post_53dae7cf636872108c520100\r\n\r\nAnd how was it?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53dae8536368725864ee0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae77563687247c3070200#post_53dae77563687247c3070200\r\nOooohhhh, I hope it went OK, dude.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53dae8546368720cec5f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae7e263687201fa400100#post_53dae7e263687201fa400100\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae7e963687247c31e0200#post_53dae7e963687247c31e0200\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae802636872073a410000#post_53dae802636872073a410000\r\nA little sore. Getting the piercing itself wasn't all that bad. It hurt for a grand total of three seconds.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dae898636872213e350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae8546368720cec5f0000#post_53dae8546368720cec5f0000\r\nGood to hear!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dae8d36368721f42b50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"if you are able to get something trough your penis willingly then you deserve mad respect","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dae90c636872108cae0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae8546368720cec5f0000#post_53dae8546368720cec5f0000\r\n\r\nIs good to hear that :)","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53dae914636872213e4c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae898636872213e350000#post_53dae898636872213e350000\r\nBut the problem now is the bleeding. I currently have paper towels wrapped around it and a rubber glove covering it so it doesn't stain my pants.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dae96a636872073abe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae914636872213e4c0000#post_53dae914636872213e4c0000\r\nOh, visualizing that makes me feel weird.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53dae9756368725228030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae914636872213e4c0000#post_53dae914636872213e4c0000\r\n\r\nooh dear lord.\r\n\r\nso....where is it exactly, and how did they do to put it, is it at the head?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dae97a63687266c3d80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae914636872213e4c0000#post_53dae914636872213e4c0000\r\n\r\nOh... You need to take care of that or you can gain a possible infection.\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53dae9bb63687243bc250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae97a63687266c3d80000#post_53dae97a63687266c3d80000\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae9756368725228030100#post_53dae9756368725228030100\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae96a636872073abe0000#post_53dae96a636872073abe0000\r\nWell I need to drink a lot of water an pee A LOT. The saline will help clean it out and prevent infection.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}