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{"topics":[{"id":"53e452f563687230293f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"depends what the aliens look like\r\n\r\nlike i mean are they humanoid?\r\nor just pile of guts and slime\r\nlike Jaba","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e4531163687231b4870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e451ec6368726303f70000#post_53e451ec6368726303f70000\r\nI'd try it if I weren't afraid of making myself incontinent.  \r\n\r\nHEY GUYS LETS TALK ABOUT SOUNDING","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e453156368724993530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just learned that my Aunt is in jail.\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Again.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e453306368721bd9350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e453156368724993530100#post_53e453156368724993530100\r\nFor what?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e453526368721519cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4531163687231b4870000#post_53e4531163687231b4870000\r\nUrethral sounding?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e45365636872639d6f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e453526368721519cb0000#post_53e453526368721519cb0000\r\nYes","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e453736368726301860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i told her back off!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e45380636872141a0c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e453306368721bd9350000#post_53e453306368721bd9350000\r\nThat's classified.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e453d66368727df4190100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i wish i had sex toys\r\njust a dildo really\r\nbut like no place near where i live has that kind of shit\r\n\r\nit's annoying","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e453f763687262b3850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e453d66368727df4190100#post_53e453d66368727df4190100\r\nI have to order mine.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e453fa6368726704940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"MOM, I WANT TO GO TO KFC.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e454456368721441fb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e453f763687262b3850000#post_53e453f763687262b3850000\r\ni would\r\nbut i live with my parents\r\nand don't want someone to get a package for me and find a dildo or some shit\r\nack","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e454536368727b5f3b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/84552d2f94dde7c7a8fa60013d43f1b2/tumblr_n96pf5yW5z1qdi4m2o1_500.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e4546e6368727b413e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e453fa6368726704940000#post_53e453fa6368726704940000\r\nI TOLD YOU ALREADY, WE'RE ON THE BUTTER DIET! NO FOOD THATS NOT BUTTER!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e454c66368722909610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4546e6368727b413e0100#post_53e4546e6368727b413e0100\r\nWE'RE GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH ON THAT DIET, AND BESIDES, YOU AREN'T MY FUCKING MOTHER.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e4551b63687245a1b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apparently, TMNT is not as bad as everyone thought... Personally though,that doesn't tell me anything","author":null},{"id":"53e4551f6368727bad1e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e452f563687230293f0100#post_53e452f563687230293f0100\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]depends what the aliens look like\r\n\r\nlike i mean are they humanoid?\r\nor just pile of guts and slime\r\nlike Jaba[/bq]\r\nIt depends on what planet they're from and whether or not they're fully organic/synthetic lifeforms.\r\n\r\nMy guess is that is first contact will be 1)finding bacteria in our own solar system, probably europa 2)finding radio signals from another solar system 3)contact from synthetic lifeforms.\r\n\r\n1)Europa is our best bet.\r\n2)By the time we receive the radio signals they're probably long gone or have moved away; still the technological advancements from learning from their broadcasts would advance us by leaps and bounds.\r\n3)Chances are type 1/2/3 civilizations are primarily synthetic lifeforms.  What I mean by this is that there are massive physical limitations of organic biology such as we can't breath in space.  Synthetic lifeforms it's merely a engineering problem.  I don't mean that in the traditional scifi Ai sense, but rather organisms that make biologists and computer engineers bash their brains out trying to understand how a machine can be alive.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e4552d6368722909800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hmmmm mmmmmmm","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"53e4554363687249d23d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just had the creepiest thought.\r\n\r\nMy mom as a phone sex operator...\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e455756368722909880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4554363687249d23d0100#post_53e4554363687249d23d0100\r\n*hangs up phone*\r\n*casually whistling ignorance*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e4558263687232273d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e454c66368722909610000#post_53e454c66368722909610000\r\nI MARRIED YOUR DADDY FOR HIS MONEY, NOT FOR HIS NON-BUTTER APPRECIATING CHILDREN!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e4559263687249d2410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e455756368722909880000#post_53e455756368722909880000\r\nEwwwwwwwwww....\r\n\r\nI should really stop texting my mom...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e455b463687213ff450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"okay...","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e455e96368726303bb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e455b463687213ff450100#post_53e455b463687213ff450100\r\nMy mom and I have weird conversations.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e456136368726704d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want 140 Big Macs, 200 large fries, 50 McRibs, 200 Quarter Pounders, 900 McNuggets, 200 cheeseburgers and 100 apple pies.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}