time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1189.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53ec550d63687224399d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec54c16368725941ee0000#post_53ec54c16368725941ee0000\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec545a6368726b870d0000#post_53ec545a6368726b870d0000\r\nDo what yo want 'cause a pirate is free. \r\nYou are a Pirate.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53ec550d6368727e641b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec54dd63687216cb560100#post_53ec54dd63687216cb560100\r\nWhat would an Artificer count as?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec556c6368724362b20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec53b46368725b66db0000#post_53ec53b46368725b66db0000\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec530663687265c93b0100#post_53ec530663687265c93b0100\r\nA Wild Umbreon appeared![/bq]\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/366/772/064.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/1d8cbbf13dc13f7fc45b2af5ab37dff0/tumblr_n9wzibWLJp1qiwqvto1_400.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ec558763687204bd2f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec54c16368725941ee0000#post_53ec54c16368725941ee0000\r\n\r\nstill 5 million dollars.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ec55886368722417980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec550d6368727e641b0000#post_53ec550d6368727e641b0000\r\n... Acrobat!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec55976368726c215a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec54dd63687216cb560100#post_53ec54dd63687216cb560100\r\nMore of hunter. So a rogue with a rifle?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53ec559b6368720219320200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In a few hours, I have to leave for an airport.\r\nIn another few hours , I have to get on a 5 hour plane.\r\nThen I have to land and be driven to my hotel which is a hour drive.\r\nWhy? Because between the airport and my hotel _there is a goddamn mountain in my way._\r\n\r\nI love going on holiday, but the actual 'travel' part makes me want to fucking shoot myself.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53ec55f16368721584080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec559b6368720219320200#post_53ec559b6368720219320200\r\nWell I hope you have fun. And be careful.\r\nI'd hate to hear one of _toys_ got hurt.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec560a6368720517390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec55976368726c215a0000#post_53ec55976368726c215a0000\r\n... Acrobat!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec565263687234033e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec560a6368720517390000#post_53ec560a6368720517390000\r\nAre you very _flexible?_","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec56666368722570010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/m/image/1352/07/1352074562186.gif!\r\nVULCAN STICK!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ec56a46368722439fd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec565263687234033e0200#post_53ec565263687234033e0200\r\nI can put my leg over my head -if I break it off from my hip-","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec56d663687215842f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec56666368722570010100#post_53ec56666368722570010100\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/803/580/f4b.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ec56ec63687232d4080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec55f16368721584080100#post_53ec55f16368721584080100\r\n_...t-toys?_","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53ec57346368727e235e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec56d663687215842f0100#post_53ec56d663687215842f0100\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120820212815/powerrangers/images/0/0e/Vulcan_stick.png!\r\nAre you challenging me?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ec5753636872248e320100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec56ec63687232d4080000#post_53ec56ec63687232d4080000\r\n_oh..._ it doesn't know it's part of the collection","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec57e263687201efa00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec56ec63687232d4080000#post_53ec56ec63687232d4080000\r\nYou didn't know? You're all my toys.\r\nWith the exception of Randomosaur and Twisty. Too young.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec57e66368727e64ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec5753636872248e320100#post_53ec5753636872248e320100\r\nI ain't no Howard the Duck boy.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53ec57fd6368722570660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec57e66368727e64ae0000#post_53ec57e66368727e64ae0000\r\nQuack","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec58216368726e28230100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec57e263687201efa00000#post_53ec57e263687201efa00000\r\nYeeeeaaaaa, I'm gonna have to decline.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53ec58cf63687201ef2a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec57346368727e235e0000#post_53ec57346368727e235e0000\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/797/940/ea8.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ec59886368722439990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec559b6368720219320200#post_53ec559b6368720219320200\r\nI remember when i last traveled to america. The ten hour flight was lovely, and the huge jet lag made me lose my appetite and i couldn't eat anything for three days. Finally i managed to shamble into a nearby ihop and devoured a shitload of pancakes, and ended up being sick for the rest of the day.\r\n\r\nThen i slowly returned to normal.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53ec59f66368726b61de0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec59886368722439990100#post_53ec59886368722439990100\r\nIHOP will do that to a person","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec5a1863687232d4b70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well i'm going to bed\r\nnight\r\n*hug*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec5a3063687232d4c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec59886368722439990100#post_53ec59886368722439990100\r\nNormal being a relative term.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"}]}