time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1197.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53ed4a5363687247df6b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed49e66368722780580000#post_53ed49e66368722780580000\r\nAlways find out someone's political and religious views before you date them.\r\n\r\nI would never date a Christian, Jew, Muslim, a creationist or an anti-GMO/anti-vaccine activist.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ed4a766368721a2a180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/2e51421504eb59561240ee04b9dee471/tumblr_na7vjoMqFI1t7ea2oo1_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ed4b796368722ea97a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/5d71b9fcd13b7866ca6ffabd2887ee9d/tumblr_na9ugdwy0e1r1m687o1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ed4bdf636872672e140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed4b796368722ea97a0100#post_53ed4b796368722ea97a0100\r\n!http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wikipedian_protester.png!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ed4be96368726919310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed4a5363687247df6b0100#post_53ed4a5363687247df6b0100\r\nKind of limited pool there buddy.\r\n\r\n~And you wonder why you can't find a girl...~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ed4bfc6368722bd8ee0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed4a766368721a2a180100#post_53ed4a766368721a2a180100\r\n\r\nOh, that's a cool reference.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53ed4c5963687226dd720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed4bdf636872672e140200#post_53ed4bdf636872672e140200\r\n\r\n\"source\":http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/08/nypd-cameras-rialto-farrar-bloomberg.html","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ed4c97636872171b080200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i'll be with anyone who has similar interests to me and is a good person","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ed4cbe6368724760fc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed4be96368726919310100#post_53ed4be96368726919310100\r\n!https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5489/11299227163_279f8dc8f3_o.jpg!\r\nThe anti-GMO thing might be an issue though.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ed4d2263687225e37e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i think it would be hard to find a girl with my same interest,\r\n\r\n\"hey girl, wanna come to my place and....you know...play cards against humanity wit people online on a my little pony forum?\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ed4d506368725f57630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed4d2263687225e37e0000#post_53ed4d2263687225e37e0000\r\nthere are plenty of girls who will enjoy cards against humanity\r\ni've met them","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ed4e026368721ac71c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/030a3bb2fa474e8f5cccff466ff33815/tumblr_na7olrDMzq1qdl2sco7_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/d71f88c87da78a716333daef707216d0/tumblr_na7olrDMzq1qdl2sco8_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\nthere is hell on ferguson","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ed4f7063687251af000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Man, TF2 is done, but I can't play it because I need to study. The last exam is tomorrow!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53ed503663687225c1380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvkh6fm8Bf1qzsvqyo1_500.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ed513f6368725dd66a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Squiggy, you are the first employee for my new fast food restaurant RFD (Randy Fried Dinosaur).","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ed51a16368725165bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed513f6368725dd66a0100#post_53ed513f6368725dd66a0100\r\nI quit.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ed52036368724ddcca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed513f6368725dd66a0100#post_53ed513f6368725dd66a0100\r\n\r\nWhat I need to be an employee?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53ed520a6368727030500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed51a16368725165bb0000#post_53ed51a16368725165bb0000\r\nNo. You are going to flip those _Apatosaurus_ burgers and serve them to hungry customers.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ed52256368721aaaab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed503663687225c1380100#post_53ed503663687225c1380100\r\nI'm actually going to save this. That is extremely useful information for people to know.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53ed522963687275f2350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed52036368724ddcca0000#post_53ed52036368724ddcca0000\r\nYou get the same job as Squiggy.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ed523f63687276444a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed520a6368727030500000#post_53ed520a6368727030500000\r\nYou can't really make me. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ed52706368722716120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed523f63687276444a0000#post_53ed523f63687276444a0000\r\n\r\nOh come on Squiggy, it can be fun!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53ed527c6368725f57840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed523f63687276444a0000#post_53ed523f63687276444a0000\r\nYou'll get free samples.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ed52b0636872225a150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed51a16368725165bb0000#post_53ed51a16368725165bb0000\r\nHey Squiggy, Since you're currently unemployed how about working with me at the Dicking meal inc!\r\n\r\nWe got 5 foot longs!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53ed52d06368726016040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ed527c6368725f57840100#post_53ed527c6368725f57840100\r\n\r\nCan I have a free sample?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"}]}