time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/125.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53422406636872358eb40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, Undertaker lost his streak\r\n\r\n\r\nIf I still cared about wrestling I would eb devasted becuase apparently the match was anticlimatic","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"534226a363687222626b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53422406636872358eb40100#post_53422406636872358eb40100\r\nDoes anyone still care about wrestling?\r\nI stopped watching after John Cena took over.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"534226cb6368726d71050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534226a363687222626b0200#post_534226a363687222626b0200\r\n\r\nApparently some still care.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"534227426368726ad4090200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534226a363687222626b0200#post_534226a363687222626b0200\r\nTV wrestling is so over the top it's more funny to watch than to actually take seriously. On the other hand real wrestling looks more like gay sex.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"534227906368726f7b080200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534227426368726ad4090200\r\nI could get into that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"534228c66368722094050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534227426368726ad4090200#post_534227426368726ad4090200\r\n\r\nSouth Park touched on that now that I remember","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53422947636872131a580200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534226a363687222626b0200#post_534226a363687222626b0200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53422406636872358eb40100#post_53422406636872358eb40100\r\nDoes anyone still care about wrestling?\r\nI stopped watching after John Cena took over.[/bq]\r\nI don't care about sports in general.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"534229ac6368726fabe90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53422947636872131a580200#post_53422947636872131a580200\r\nThe closest I've ever gotten to enjoying sports is from Eyeshield 21.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"534229d2636872131a810200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534228c66368722094050000#post_534228c66368722094050000\r\n\r\nThanks to South Park, I watch WWE SmackDown","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53422b696368722eedc80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53422947636872131a580200#post_53422947636872131a580200\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534226a363687222626b0200#post_534226a363687222626b0200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53422406636872358eb40100#post_53422406636872358eb40100\r\nDoes anyone still care about wrestling?\r\nI stopped watching after John Cena took over.[/bq]\r\nI don't care about sports in general.[/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\nYou win 100 cool points and an Internet.\r\nmahnigga.jpg","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"53422d476368722eed500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53422b696368722eedc80000#post_53422b696368722eedc80000\r\nThe only \"sport\" I care about is swimming.  I love to swim.  My personal record for how long I can hold my breath underwater is five minutes and swim down to about a hundred feet.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53422edc6368722eedb10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53422d476368722eed500100#post_53422d476368722eed500100\r\nI should mention I don't hate sports, I hate _competitive_ sports. I too love swimming especially diving and snorkeling, it's a lot of fun. I also love mountain biking and biking in general, dirt biking, kayaking, flying (_really_ expensive), hang gliding, hiking...well let's just say a lot of things, but turning them into competition takes all the fun out and makes it into an uncomfortable task for me.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"53422f796368722eedee0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53422edc6368722eedb10100#post_53422edc6368722eedb10100\r\nDoes fishing count?\r\n'Cause during the spring and summer I go fishing every weekend.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5342300663687249fac90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534226a363687222626b0200#post_534226a363687222626b0200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53422406636872358eb40100#post_53422406636872358eb40100\r\nDoes anyone still care about wrestling?\r\nI stopped watching after John Cena took over.[/bq]\r\n\r\nApparently. During my trip thus far in New Orleans I've seen a lot of Wrestlemania. And I guess the Lousiana State Police is backing up the NOPD in the French Quarter, and are of course heavy in that big area of Bourbon Street.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"534230b86368722c183b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53422f796368722eedee0100#post_53422f796368722eedee0100\r\nFishing counts as a sport, a very fun one. It's also a valuable skill to have if like the outdoors and don't want to pack much food.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5342319363687208ea7b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534230b86368722c183b0200#post_534230b86368722c183b0200\r\nBut it takes a lot of luck and patience.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"534232726368726cf2840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5342319363687208ea7b0100#post_5342319363687208ea7b0100\r\nBut it's a really great opportunity to just, relax, and ponder the great mysteries of life.\r\nIs there other life in the universe?\r\nWhy do cats purr?\r\nWhy do all sugar substitutes taste like ass?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"534232dd6368720a701f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534232726368726cf2840000#post_534232726368726cf2840000\r\nYeah, I suppose. But it's just like commuting to and from work. ","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"534233366368724a7ab00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534232726368726cf2840000#post_534232726368726cf2840000\r\n1.) Yes, but they want nothing to do with us because they're deeply racist.\r\n2.) To mess with our heads.\r\n3.) Because they are all made from ass.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"534233606368720a70700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5342319363687208ea7b0100#post_5342319363687208ea7b0100\r\nNope. It takes knowledge and skill. Ever watch a pro fisherman? They catch fish within minutes because they know where to fish, what lure to use, and what time to fish.\r\n\r\nOne of the best techniques out there is the dying minnow trick; you get a lure that looks like a minnow or even use a real one if you can and basically jerk it through the water very erratically but not too hard. This looks like an injured/dying fish and fish will go after it even if they are not hungry. This is because it's an easy meal that can't swim away.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5342337563687210ae2b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534233366368724a7ab00200#post_534233366368724a7ab00200\r\nSmartass.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5342338d6368725c96e10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534232dd6368720a701f0000#post_534232dd6368720a701f0000\r\n\r\nExcept you're going somewhere you know will come at more-or-less the same time after you started and there's more ass holes. Fishing you never know when it's gonna end.\r\n\r\nUnless you're bow fishing for carp or something.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"5342342163687240454c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534232726368726cf2840000#post_534232726368726cf2840000\r\nI agree, fishing is a great way to relax and clear your mind and just get away from stress and hardships of modern-day society.\r\n\r\nAlso try stevia, it's a natural alternative to sugar that's both tasty and has no nasty chemicals in it like aspartame or phenylalanine .","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5342351363687210c40f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5342337563687210ae2b0000#post_5342337563687210ae2b0000\r\nGood to know that at least one part of me is smart.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53423709636872432f980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5342342163687240454c0100#post_5342342163687240454c0100\r\n[bq=\"someguy111\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534232726368726cf2840000#post_534232726368726cf2840000\r\nAlso try stevia,[/bq]\r\n\r\n!https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/650ff005195c09b00325d6a59bd59e46/tumblr_mg6mrft7nI1qzpxx1o1_1280.jpg!","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"}]}