time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/139.json

{"topics":[{"id":"534cda206368727e2b1a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Everyone's talking about the lunar eclipse, and all i can see is the boring old sun.\r\n\r\n^Damn that attention whoring fiery gas ball.^","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"534cdafa6368720b94430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Someone just dun snatching my lamb Dx!!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"534cdb1e63687260bcf10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cdafa6368720b94430000#post_534cdafa6368720b94430000\r\nwut?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"534cdb4e6368727e2b850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cdb1e63687260bcf10000#post_534cdb1e63687260bcf10000\r\n\r\nNot getting anything tonight T_T. Hours of planning tossed aside. Oh well, whatever.\r\n\r\nOh, and by the way honey\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cd96763687260cf5d0000#post_534cd96763687260cf5d0000\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cd8776368723045050100#post_534cd8776368723045050100\r\nHa! I know how to find you anyhow; just tell the irs you're late filing this year and follow them to you instead.[/bq]\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cd96763687260cf5d0000#post_534cd96763687260cf5d0000\r\n\r\nJokes on you, I don't pay taxes","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"534cdb5163687260bc0a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cdafa6368720b94430000#post_534cdafa6368720b94430000\r\n\r\nMaybe was the Chupacabras","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"534cdba063687260bc3d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cdb5163687260bc0a0100#post_534cdb5163687260bc0a0100\r\n\r\nChe chupacabras...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"534cdc1963687217e7500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cdba063687260bc3d0100#post_534cdba063687260bc3d0100\r\nIf it by any chance hypothetically has a name tag that says, \"Tupai\" can I have it back?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"534cdc7063687226ef380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cdc1963687217e7500000#post_534cdc1963687217e7500000\r\n\r\nYeah... Sure... < _ <... > _ >","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"534cdf7463687273410f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If there was somehow the existence of Assassin's Creed in real life, I would fangasm like hell.\r\nBut then I'd probably be killed by either one of those two factions.\r\nSo, yeah...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"534ce6ea6368726848ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/736/397/07c.jpeg!\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"534ce77e6368726784300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The more I think about it... Sailor Venus and Rarity are similar\r\n\r\nBoth are girly but have hidden badassery\r\nBoth have insecurities about loneliness\r\nBoth have a goal which involves the limelight\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"534ce78c6368726784350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534ce6ea6368726848ba0000#post_534ce6ea6368726848ba0000\r\nImpressive","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"534cea14636872436d550300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534ce78c6368726784350100#post_534ce78c6368726784350100\r\nTechnically you can feel your organs and hear your organs rubbing against each other; our brain just ignores it.\r\n\r\nAs someone that the hard way found out that I was immune to a type of pain killer during surgery, individuals that say \"you can't feel your organs\" are fucking retarded.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOn a side note; I have to disagree with anyone that says breaking a bone or childbirth or such is the most painful thing people can feel.  Feeling a knife slowly cut you open and the medical equipment cutting and performing surgery inside of you and then stitching you up very little can even compare with that.  If feeling surgery without pain killers is a ten then breaking a bone is a 0.5","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"534cec3a6368726848530300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cea14636872436d550300#post_534cea14636872436d550300\r\nDude....","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"534cecb063687203daa00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cea14636872436d550300#post_534cea14636872436d550300\r\nPain scales are simply used to describe fairly common pains, your situation was not common.\r\nOtherwise I imagine it does tip the balance","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"534cf355636872477f3c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cecb063687203daa00200#post_534cecb063687203daa00200\r\n\r\nin a scale of common pains i imaigne burns are probably the highest, atleast for me.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"534d14fc63687240e2530500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was bit by a dog.\r\nI'm actually at the hospital right now.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"534d2a1d6368726e9f330200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534d14fc63687240e2530500#post_534d14fc63687240e2530500\r\nDamn dude. You ok?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"534d2e8b63687237af020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534d14fc63687240e2530500#post_534d14fc63687240e2530500\r\nWhat the hell happened?\r\n\r\nAre you ok?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"534d30c763687256a0060400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534d14fc63687240e2530500#post_534d14fc63687240e2530500\r\nDid you at least punch the dog in the face?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"534d397c6368720cb9cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ok, so has anyone been reading the Attack on Titan manga?\r\nBecause some rather \"holy shit, what?\" stuff went down.\r\nI mean, for example (SPOILERS):\r\n[spoiler]Levi's last name is Ackerman.[/spoiler]\r\n","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"534d596463687220b9a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What is with Japan's fascination with incest?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"534d5f23636872286f220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534d596463687220b9a50000#post_534d596463687220b9a50000\r\n\r\nThey're an island nation.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"534d61a86368725140c00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534d5f23636872286f220100#post_534d5f23636872286f220100\r\nThat......actually makes sense.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"534d67da63687204582c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534d5f23636872286f220100#post_534d5f23636872286f220100\r\nWouldn't continents count as islands because there's roughly 70% water?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"}]}