time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1433.json

{"topics":[{"id":"540698db6368722d6f830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540698766368721a6aba0000#post_540698766368721a6aba0000\r\nTalking about penis.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540699036368723eb86a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540698db6368722d6f830000#post_540698db6368722d6f830000\r\nYou know, the usual. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54069906636872152eb90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540698c76368723eb84e0000#post_540698c76368723eb84e0000\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540698ce63687231e67b0000#post_540698ce63687231e67b0000\r\nNow I can set about buying new jewelry for it.\r\nPrince's Wand here I come!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5406991063687207acf80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540698db6368722d6f830000#post_540698db6368722d6f830000\r\nunlike our usual talks about vaginas","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540699736368723eb8850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069906636872152eb90000#post_54069906636872152eb90000\r\nYou should buy a mini Bayo gun for your Glock9. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540699ba6368721928010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540699736368723eb8850000#post_540699736368723eb8850000\r\nI would if I could.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540699ee6368722cd3d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"earl sweatshirt - guild (chopped & screwed)\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r8J5XnP6H8\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540698a363687245eb590100#post_540698a363687245eb590100\r\n\r\n\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/821/195/667.gif!\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540699fc63687232ece80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540699ba6368721928010100#post_540699ba6368721928010100\r\nComission's my friend!\r\n\r\nSo what kind of jewelry are you going for? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54069a2663687252f8520000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540699ee6368722cd3d60000#post_540699ee6368722cd3d60000\r\n!http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs36/f/2008/251/1/e/link_raep_face_by_linkrapefaceplz.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54069a3163687245495e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540699fc63687232ece80000#post_540699fc63687232ece80000\r\nCurved Barbells. Circular Barbells. The usual. But I really want to try a Prince's Wand.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54069a6f63687231e6fd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069a3163687245495e0000#post_54069a3163687245495e0000\r\nhow about little round off spikes\r\njust for a rough drag\r\n\r\ni'm just assuming it's a thing","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54069abf63687252f8730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069a6f63687231e6fd0000#post_54069a6f63687231e6fd0000\r\nIt's totally a thing. But they aren't my cup o' tea.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54069aee6368725907ab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069a3163687245495e0000#post_54069a3163687245495e0000\r\nOooh I see!\r\n\r\nWhat does the Wand even look like? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54069b4f6368727cd48a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069aee6368725907ab0000#post_54069aee6368725907ab0000\r\nHere's the most common design.\r\n!upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Prince%27s_wand.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54069b7b63687258f4fb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069b4f6368727cd48a0100#post_54069b4f6368727cd48a0100\r\nthat looks painful","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54069bdf63687219745e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069b7b63687258f4fb0000#post_54069b7b63687258f4fb0000\r\nThe only problem is they have to be custom made.\r\nI.E. They're super expensive.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54069c216368722d6f630100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069b4f6368727cd48a0100#post_54069b4f6368727cd48a0100\r\nOh! OH!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54069c5c63687250e9f30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069c216368722d6f630100#post_54069c216368722d6f630100\r\nYup.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54069c6c6368726066f60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069b4f6368727cd48a0100#post_54069b4f6368727cd48a0100\r\n\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/821/672/b5d.gif!\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54069d5563687272902c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069c6c6368726066f60000#post_54069c6c6368726066f60000\r\nIt is kind of _intense_ for normies.\r\nHell I admit that I'm a little intimidated by it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54069dbe6368726098eb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i hate when i'm sitting around bored\r\nwatching youtube to pass the time\r\nand my mind keep drifting to\r\n\"suck a big dick\"\r\nlike\r\nthanks brain, i would love to, but i can't\r\nhow about suggesting a game to play or something\r\nyou jerk","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54069dfc63687219281e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069dbe6368726098eb0000#post_54069dbe6368726098eb0000\r\nI know that feel.\r\nI know it all too well.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54069e1263687229f9b80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069dbe6368726098eb0000#post_54069dbe6368726098eb0000\r\nExcept for the \"Big Dick\" part, that's exactly what I do most of the time on the comp.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54069e406368721a6af10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54069dbe6368726098eb0000#post_54069dbe6368726098eb0000\r\nI hate having horrible teen related hormones. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54069e5b6368726098280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://33.media.tumblr.com/cf941a6fe0851d3cb5befb1f33be86f2/tumblr_nbaioyU09H1rgzubio1_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}