time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1512.json

{"topics":[{"id":"540feb696368723c76240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540feae0636872705da90000#post_540feae0636872705da90000\r\n\r\nI WARN YOU, im incredibly passive aggresive, sarcastic, distant and smug, i have repelled over 300 people.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540feb8963687234bec60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fead56368723c76f80000#post_540fead56368723c76f80000\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fea27636872587ee40000#post_540fea27636872587ee40000\r\n\r\nAt least you remeber high school. All I have in the memory department is a cyber cafe, and the ocassional exam.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"540feb9263687203868a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540feae0636872705da90000#post_540feae0636872705da90000\r\nYou know it!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540feba66368723482080200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540feb696368723c76240100#post_540feb696368723c76240100\r\nwell that's just a challenge\r\ni WILL show you love and affection damnit","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540febbb6368721ed9780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm very awkward when it comes to physical contact.\r\n\r\nThen again, so are most finns, so i'm nothing special.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"540fec0f6368726d90ef0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540feba66368723482080200#post_540feba66368723482080200\r\n\r\nNSFT - Not Safe for Twisted","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"540fec2a63687203a7c40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540feba66368723482080200#post_540feba66368723482080200\r\n\r\n\r\nwell ill use my secret weapon\r\n\r\n!http://www.tracyandmatt.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/03-EKOCYCLE-Beats-headphones.jpg!\r\n+\r\n!https://m1.behance.net/rendition/modules/63003861/disp/d38a3e73dee6d27daa6bc38c63310600.png!\r\n\r\ni will IGNORE IT ALL.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540fec3763687265779d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I got a date on Saturday. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"540fec456368726d0c0d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540feba66368723482080200#post_540feba66368723482080200\r\nNon-Consensual cuddling is the best kind of cuddling.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540fec6663687253f26a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fec3763687265779d0100#post_540fec3763687265779d0100\r\nOh ho ho~\r\nWho's the lucky lady?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540fec6d63687278be020100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fec2a63687203a7c40000#post_540fec2a63687203a7c40000\r\nwe will see\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fec3763687265779d0100#post_540fec3763687265779d0100\r\nhell yeah!\r\n*high five*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540fec876368725c5a4e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fec6d63687278be020100#post_540fec6d63687278be020100\r\n!media3.giphy.com/media/IxJMT1ugyBMdy/giphy.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540fec9f6368724ff10f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fec456368726d0c0d0100#post_540fec456368726d0c0d0100\r\nall day everyday baby","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540fecd16368726f92670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright, time for me to close mah eyes.\r\n\r\nG'night all.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"540fece86368722d678e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fecd16368726f92670100#post_540fecd16368726f92670100\r\nnight friend\r\n*hug*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540fecf06368725c5a620200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fecd16368726f92670100#post_540fecd16368726f92670100\r\nG'night.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540fecf66368725c5a630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fead56368723c76f80000#post_540fead56368723c76f80000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fea27636872587ee40000#post_540fea27636872587ee40000\r\nHigh School filled me with warm goodness.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Well some of the football team did at least[/spoiler][/bq]\r\n\r\nmy high school was filled either with asshole dudebros, passive aggresive class clowns, or just straight up bitchy people.\r\n\r\ni learned that if i wanted to survive i had to become one of them.\r\n\r\nso i became that dude that doesnt talk to anybody and its incredibly sarcastic to the point you are forced to leave him alone.\r\n\r\nand that might shoot up the school one day","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540fed216368721cd7d40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fec3763687265779d0100#post_540fec3763687265779d0100\r\nhooray","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"540fed65636872705d800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fecf66368725c5a630200#post_540fecf66368725c5a630200\r\nwell now your world is filled overly friendly, -slutty-, and affectionate buddies with weird fetishes and shit","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540fedc06368721cd70b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fec6663687253f26a0100#post_540fec6663687253f26a0100\r\nBut if I tell you guys, you might think I'm weird. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"540fedd06368721263410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fecf66368725c5a630200#post_540fecf66368725c5a630200\r\nWell I guess I'm luck I got through my depression, angst, and social awkwardness during middle school.\r\nSeriously my middle school years suuuuuuuuuuuuucked.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540fede46368726f92cd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fedc06368721cd70b0100#post_540fedc06368721cd70b0100\r\ndude\r\ndude\r\nhave you seen the things we talk about on these threads\r\ndude","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540fedf26368721ed9f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fedc06368721cd70b0100#post_540fedc06368721cd70b0100\r\nI already think that.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"540fee1763687255bab10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fedc06368721cd70b0100#post_540fedc06368721cd70b0100\r\n\r\nyou dont even come close to the weirdest person in this fucking thread","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540fee176368726aa75c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540fedc06368721cd70b0100#post_540fedc06368721cd70b0100\r\nHoney. Think about the site you're on. No one is gonna think you're weird.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}