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{"topics":[{"id":"5412340a63687277614b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://gginfinite.com/images/D/111-03.jpg!\r\nI AM AMAZON!\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I'm bored, If you guys can't tell. Like always.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"541234b263687226225f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412338c63687268e6260000#post_5412338c63687268e6260000\r\nIt fits for a scifi horror video game.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"541236606368724c8c1a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541234b263687226225f0100#post_541234b263687226225f0100\r\n\r\nit was suppose to sound kind of like earl sweatshirt so i guess it worked","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54123c406368722952660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If only I had skills in game programming...\r\nI like games.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54123dd863687206b88b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ladies and gentlemen, never stay up a full 24 hours, you'll regret it the next day.\r\n\r\nI cant fucking keep my eyes opeeeeen.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54123c406368722952660000#post_54123c406368722952660000\r\nSame here my awakened friend!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54123e026368720982980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54123dd863687206b88b0100#post_54123dd863687206b88b0100\r\n\r\nOnly 24?\r\n\r\nTsk, tsk, tsk. Wait till college son","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54123e2c63687217f5cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54123c406368722952660000#post_54123c406368722952660000\r\nIt's way more stressful than you would think. I almost had a heart attack two weeks ago from stress. On the other hand I was stuck with a entire programming project that normally would take five people to do by myself and had to do it in a extremely short amount of time.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54123ef36368722824a70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54123e026368720982980100#post_54123e026368720982980100\r\nCollage in a nutshell.\r\n\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/27e939ff25dfdb2121bd6e4e2fe21a60/tumblr_inline_nbr97oiBFF1snb4zo.png!\r\n\r\nHi I'm your teacher Mr. Git Gud, prepare for your end of the year test.\r\n\r\n\"But didn't school just sta-\"\r\n\r\n_*GIT GUD!*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54123f4e636872064aa10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I decided not to go to work again this week. (Thank god That this isn't official, Or I would be lambasted.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5412401c63687265aa2e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54123f4e636872064aa10100#post_54123f4e636872064aa10100\r\nOh yeah! I forgot it was Thursday today.\r\n\r\n~(Also my fault for being so drained)~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541240576368726664880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54123ef36368722824a70000#post_54123ef36368722824a70000\r\n\r\nGit Gud takes several shapes throught the years your career lasts. Sometimes a good guy, sometimes even worse.\r\n\r\nIt's still Git Gud\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541240f76368724e10570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541240576368726664880000#post_541240576368726664880000\r\nGit Gud when doing good deeds has the power toheal anybody no matter the injury or illness. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5412415363687217f5460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541240f76368724e10570000#post_541240f76368724e10570000\r\n\r\nGit Gud once fought with another guy once. The losser would lost all their name except for one letter. The loser would be known from that point as Mr. T","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541242506368722824130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412415363687217f5460100#post_5412415363687217f5460100\r\nGit Gud once raised 700,000,000,000,000 orphans when he worked at an orphanage.\r\n\r\nall of them got high degrees and are all living in rich homes.\r\n\r\nyou might fined one of them living in the white house as the permanent President of 2025.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541242aa636872277f2b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541242506368722824130100#post_541242506368722824130100\r\n\r\nGit Gud is so smart he saw the ending to 2001: Space Odissey and said \"Too obvious\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541242c5636872126f340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey, does anybody know how long I've been out?\r\nI wasn't counting really.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"541242f86368726be4d60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I might just hibernate until October.....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541242fe63687266a3580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541242c5636872126f340000#post_541242c5636872126f340000\r\n\r\n2 months","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5412432263687228ea120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541242c5636872126f340000#post_541242c5636872126f340000\r\nWelcome back guy who's username is hard to pronounce.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5412433e6368721b4f420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541242f86368726be4d60100#post_541242f86368726be4d60100\r\ncan i join you and keep you warm?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5412437d63687266a37b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412433e6368721b4f420000#post_5412433e6368721b4f420000\r\nI'm game.\r\nAlthough I get the feeling that I'm gonna be the one keeping you warm. I AM a bear after all.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5412439f63687232b1bc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412437d63687266a37b0100#post_5412437d63687266a37b0100\r\nkeeping each other warm\r\nsharing body heat\r\namong other things","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541243fc63687228ea3a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541242fe63687266a3580100#post_541242fe63687266a3580100\r\nGit Gud already has his copy of Super smash Bros Wii U and 3DS.\r\n\r\nAll in ancient israel language.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5412453b636872292abe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541243fc63687228ea3a0100#post_541243fc63687228ea3a0100\r\n\r\nGit Gud once challenged the moon to a race. And the moon is still trying to catch up","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541245506368723f95130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541242aa636872277f2b0000#post_541242aa636872277f2b0000\r\nThe ending to 2001 space odyssey is that the alien race started human evolution by giving them knowledge and that the final act was that Dave went into the stargate and underwent 100,000,000,000 years of evolution in a short amount of time; the aliens go around studying life and promoting evolution and the Monolith near Jupiter was the start of a program to turn Jupiter into a dwarf star allowing Europa to become warm enough to support life.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}