time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1721.json

{"topics":[{"id":"542725846368724ad6080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"gay time in the thread","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542725a56368726f5d2c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542725136368726d52c40100#post_542725136368726d52c40100\r\nI'd hate to imagine one of those in my area.\r\nThe heat would probably kill them.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542725a86368721de3550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542725846368724ad6080000#post_542725846368724ad6080000\r\nbest time in the thread","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"542725c26368722959650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542725846368724ad6080000#post_542725846368724ad6080000\r\nIt's always gay time here ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"542725c46368725c9b420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542725846368724ad6080000#post_542725846368724ad6080000\r\nThat's all the time in this thread.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542725e763687257fcc20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so blubber suspended me.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542725ef6368721d6bcf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542722cc6368723fe4c60000#post_542722cc6368723fe4c60000\r\nOh you wouldn't believe the metaphorical slapfight I had the other day on the topic of upcoming technological advances like I've been talking about.  It was extremely heated and a bunch of us were in different technologies; even though everyone was intelligent and debating in a rational manner you could tell everyone wanted to strangle each other.\r\n\r\nWe were talking about chips that simulate brain cells and jeez it got heated:\r\nThe roboticist wanted neurochips(I know that's not the technical term, but the technical term is fucking long) to reduce labor costs, increase production, increase safety and promote the economy through exponentially lower costs.\r\n\r\nThe economist didn't want neurochips cause we have no economic model to handle the changes it'll bring and they'll lose their jobs cause robots will run businesses financially instead.\r\n\r\nThe business major wanted the chips cause it would reduce production costs and drastically increase profits.\r\n\r\nThe digital forensics, basically a computer cop, hated the idea of it because things like self-driving cars, computers that can actively prevent intrusions without humans(basically imagine a chip on your computer that can prevent hack attacks), computers controlling finances reducing poverty would decrease crime and negatively effect the judicial system's budget and could by proxy very well could put him out of a job.\r\n\r\nThe business programmer was on the fence cause while it would drastically reduce the number of hours needed by programmers to do something, thus reducing the workforce, it would drastically make things easier programming wise if the computer can automatically find programming errors, syntax errors, typos and fix them.\r\n\r\nThey got super pissed at each other too.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"542726576368726be35b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542725a56368726f5d2c0100#post_542725a56368726f5d2c0100\r\nProbably. They're from siberia after all.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5427268d63687229597f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542725846368724ad6080000#post_542725846368724ad6080000\r\nIs it ever straight time in this thread? I think the closest we get is mildly bicurious time. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"542726bb6368726c28380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5427268d63687229597f0100#post_5427268d63687229597f0100\r\neventually we'll have converted you guys over\r\ntill we are all full gay","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5427271d63687262d2380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and he gave me a special 4 hours ban.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542727386368727e379a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542726bb6368726c28380100#post_542726bb6368726c28380100\r\nNah man, I can't give up the boob. Also giant amazon women. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5427274463687213429d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542726bb6368726c28380100#post_542726bb6368726c28380100\r\nThen we can travel in the gay tram\r\n!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/gay_tram.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"542727876368727a34470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5427245c63687222e6080000#post_5427245c63687222e6080000\r\nNot just an ECH\r\nBut a ECHquizite ECH","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5427279d6368726df1a80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542725a56368726f5d2c0100#post_542725a56368726f5d2c0100\r\nI think they can survive in tropical climates. But just don't expose them to direct heat and sunlight.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"542728296368725c6fe20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542727876368727a34470100#post_542727876368727a34470100\r\nIf you got put on death row, they would need an ECHsocutioner!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"542728dc636872621ae40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Crazy guy\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OeJvgNgWwg","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"542729656368721342dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/837/958/ceb.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542729ee6368725c6f230100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542729656368721342dd0000#post_542729656368721342dd0000\r\n>5naf fandom","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54272b9e6368725c6b200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://www.8chan.co/mu/src/1411851173232.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54272bbc636872422d750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/837/131/b03.gif!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54272ec86368721a7bcb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/Ventricaria_ventricosa.JPG!\r\nthe thing you see in this picture is a massive single cell. \r\n\r\nIt's also just big freakin' green ass blob. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"542730016368727493150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54272ec86368721a7bcb0100#post_54272ec86368721a7bcb0100\r\nThat's a cell?\r\nIt looks....[spoiler]_Perfect_.\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120119082435/dragonball/images/a/a9/Perfect_Cell.png![/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"542730ab63687255a34e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542730016368727493150100#post_542730016368727493150100\r\nI would pay good money to see one of those things fighting dragon ball z style. Especially since they only get as big as 5 centimeters. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"542730e56368727ba3020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542730ab63687255a34e0100#post_542730ab63687255a34e0100\r\n\r\nI wonder how since it doesn't have any limbs?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}