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{"topics":[{"id":"542b6ea063687203c6af0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Personally in the event of any sort of apocalypse I plan to be dead. There may also be screaming like a seven year old girl, crying, and soiling myself before hand.\r\n\r\nRealistically even if you are as prepared as you could possibly be this is still the most likely scenario.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"542b6ea363687246f24b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6ded63687224ec0e0200#post_542b6ded63687224ec0e0200\r\nOh my god do I fucking hate zombie games like that; \"Introducing totally not a rip off of call of duty game!  Now the zombies can use guns, drive vehicles, fly airplanes, make a statue, discuss literature and pay their taxes\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"542b6f3a6368724db7610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6e8b6368726c230f0000#post_542b6e8b6368726c230f0000\r\nCongrats\r\nYour an uncle or something","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"542b6f92636872035e170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6f3a6368724db7610000#post_542b6f3a6368724db7610000\r\nThe downside. She's 18 and still in school.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b6fbb6368724d25950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6ea363687246f24b0000#post_542b6ea363687246f24b0000\r\n\r\nOh yeah those kinds. \r\n\r\nWell there are plenty of good zombie based genre stories out there, you just need to find them. I'm just going through comics at the moment, classic zombies are best since you avoid all the ridiculous crap that some people put into certain stories. \r\n\r\nAlthough it would be badass if you can turn into a half-life, half alive half dead person, not a full zombie, though it'd suck for a while. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b6fbc6368720dd4e60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6ea063687203c6af0100#post_542b6ea063687203c6af0100\r\n\r\nYou poor americans. Mexicans are always immune to zombies","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542b6ffd6368727228550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"in the event of a zombie apocalypse i plan to kill myself as fast as possible.\r\n\r\n1. less painful death, probably jump off a building, get run over by a train, shoot myself in the head.\r\n\r\n2.1 less zombie future survivors have to deal with.\r\n\r\n3. i plan to leave a note instructing survivors in where they can find my secret stash of food and supplies if i ever make one.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542b70056368724db7980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6ea063687203c6af0100#post_542b6ea063687203c6af0100\r\n\r\nOkay nice to know, I'm actually probably not going to do that and just kill myself, just more cleanly. Cyanide or poison is more than enough for me, don't need the trauma of a bullet going through my head. \r\n","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b70286368726c23500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b64446368724fb0ce0000#post_542b64446368724fb0ce0000\r\n[bq=\"Shadow_the_Hedgehog\"]\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b63ab6368724e84cc0000#post_542b63ab6368724e84cc0000\r\n\r\nOr in the middle of the ocean...\r\n\r\n!http://www.ufxstudios.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ultimate-zombie-fortress-colony.jpg!\r\n[/bq]\r\nUntil you run out of necessities.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"542b70436368724d25b10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6ea363687246f24b0000#post_542b6ea363687246f24b0000\r\nThat reminds me the zombies from the Resident Evil 5 movie lol\r\n\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120615222420/residentevil/images/8/82/599801_312113732211837_1574281221_n.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"542b70536368724d877b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6ffd6368727228550000#post_542b6ffd6368727228550000\r\n\r\nYou know what'd be funny if everyone decided to avoid spreading the disease they all kill themselves, and end up wiping out humanity. Keep this in mind kids the less people are the harder it is for humanity to exist, kind of sucks when everyone's dead. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b705a63687220161c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This thread got darker than I was expecting to.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b708363687272844b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b705a63687220161c0100#post_542b705a63687220161c0100\r\n\r\n~And N1P is not even present~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542b70bb63687272286e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b70436368724d25b10000#post_542b70436368724d25b10000\r\nSpeaking of the RE films, I had an epiphany today.\r\nThe Resident Evil films are nothing more than bad RE fanfiction. Complete with self-insert Mary Sue OC.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b7114636872225d050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Are we seriously discussing suicide plans now?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"542b711d6368722bb2ef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What I really care is the type of zombie that would appear. If is the ones that just walk, then there is a chance I could survive, but if they arr those World War Z zombies, then I am fucked. Probably everyone will be death if a virus similar to the one in World War Z appears.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"542b7145636872202e200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Wanna play a little game?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wncSS-h0uo","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"542b7238636872179b510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b70bb63687272286e0000#post_542b70bb63687272286e0000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b70436368724d25b10000#post_542b70436368724d25b10000\r\nSpeaking of the RE films, I had an epiphany today.\r\nThe Resident Evil films are nothing more than bad RE fanfiction. Complete with self-insert Mary Sue OC.[/bq]\r\nPretty much; the cgi movies are way better though.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"542b72456368727268cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b708363687272844b0000#post_542b708363687272844b0000\r\n\r\nZigga cant you tell I'm tryin to sleep.\r\n\r\n!http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/253/9/9/grim_reaper_with_ray_ban_wayfarer_sunglasses_by_paullus23-d5ebnst.jpg!\r\n\r\nNo rest for the wicked my ass.\r\n\r\n\r\n~But really though I actually was about to go to bed funny enough~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542b725e6368727268d40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b711d6368722bb2ef0000#post_542b711d6368722bb2ef0000\r\n\r\nworld war z zombies and resident evil 5 ones arent even zombies anymore, they are mutants.\r\n\r\ni mean if we go by the walking dead (tv shows) theory about a virus that destroys the entirety of the brain except for basic movement and animal instincts then they wouldnt even be capable of opening a door from the knob.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542b7297636872204c590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b72456368727268cb0000#post_542b72456368727268cb0000\r\nThe Grim Reaper be pimpin'","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b72e46368727753c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b7297636872204c590100#post_542b7297636872204c590100\r\nGotta keep up the good looks for those dead women. \r\n\r\n\r\nWow that sounded creepy.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542b73116368724d87d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b70bb63687272286e0000#post_542b70bb63687272286e0000\r\nexactly\r\nlike i get that it's the director's wife\r\nbut put her in something unrelated please","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"542b73246368723702510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b70bb63687272286e0000#post_542b70bb63687272286e0000\r\nAnd you just realized that, just now?\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b725e6368727268d40000#post_542b725e6368727268d40000\r\nNot mutants, more like infected people. \"Normal\" and infected people that can die by starvation or a shoot in any part of the body.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"542b7340636872456f0c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b72456368727268cb0000#post_542b72456368727268cb0000\r\n\r\nWoah dude, you're skinny, and white!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}