time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1761.json

{"topics":[{"id":"542b737c63687237a0490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img3.owned.com/media/images/2/5/2/8/25281/obama_and_the_illuminati_what_more_proof_do_you_need_540.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542b738a636872456f170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b7340636872456f0c0100#post_542b7340636872456f0c0100\r\nIt's just makeup. Gotta look the part ye know my shaggy daggy bone daddy. \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542b73936368725475110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b72e46368727753c50000#post_542b72e46368727753c50000\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b7297636872204c590100#post_542b7297636872204c590100\r\nGotta keep up the good looks for those dead women. \r\n\r\n\r\nWow that sounded creepy.[/bq]\r\nREALLY creepy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b739e6368722068620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b737c63687237a0490000#post_542b737c63687237a0490000\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/00701e9c5a263d0f1c1346b6f8c36e38/tumblr_ncqnka63qU1sx5nnpo1_500.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542b73de636872729bf60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b738a636872456f170100#post_542b738a636872456f170100\r\n\r\nBitchin'","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542b73ea636872729bfb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b73936368725475110100#post_542b73936368725475110100\r\nNext thing you know I'm gonna start carrying severed hands in a paper bag and talking to them.\r\n\r\nPegasus just wants a quiet life.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542b7405636872724ee90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b739e6368722068620100#post_542b739e6368722068620100\r\n\r\nColgate comercials","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"542b740d636872345e6e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b737c63687237a0490000#post_542b737c63687237a0490000\r\nobama = hitler confirm'd","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"542b74266368724623f00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b73de636872729bf60000#post_542b73de636872729bf60000\r\nStitchin'!\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b7405636872724ee90000#post_542b7405636872724ee90000\r\nI wish that stuff made my teeth this white, I need to get my teeth whiten. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542b744e6368724d25100100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b737c63687237a0490000#post_542b737c63687237a0490000\r\nomg\r\nI'M HITLER","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"542b74736368721fd5650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b73ea636872729bfb0000#post_542b73ea636872729bfb0000\r\nJust don't go bomb crazy. I'm still pulling bits out of my hair.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b747b636872456f3d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b744e6368724d25100100#post_542b744e6368724d25100100\r\nOR OBAMA\r\n\r\nYOU HIT OBAMA!\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b74736368721fd5650100#post_542b74736368721fd5650100\r\nDon't worry, my nails aren't the perfect length anyway. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542b74bf63687271dc010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b744e6368724d25100100#post_542b744e6368724d25100100\r\nSo I've been flirting with Hitler this whole time?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b751b63687236de750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://d.facdn.net/art/koul/1411667085.koul_om.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542b75386368727284f80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b74bf63687271dc010100#post_542b74bf63687271dc010100\r\nThis sounds like someone's crazy fanfic.\r\n\r\n\"Nien't and Day, Day and Nien't.\r\n\r\nI sleep with Hitler, every day and Nien't.\"\r\n\r\nThis is probably the worst joke I've ever made.  ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542b75466368727e43f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b74266368724623f00000#post_542b74266368724623f00000\r\nThere is an advice that my denits always said....Hmmm... Oh yeah!\r\nBrush your teeth three times in the day for better results c:","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"542b75526368722bb28e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b725e6368727268d40000#post_542b725e6368727268d40000\r\nHere's a random question: the game I'm working towards for my portfolio does have zombies in it as part of the type of enemies, they're slow moving, dumb as a brick, a shot to the brain or dismembering their limbs are the only way to stop them, but the question is that one out of twenty of them are smart and give them orders where to go; does this still fall in zombies?  They're still zombies and all, but the smart one basically plans with other smart ones to track you down.  Basically a zombie commanding officer.\r\n\r\nThe way it would work is that the dumb zombies would have very dumb AI that could be easily fooled, however they make clicks and gurgling noises and scream if they find you alerting the horde; the smart zombies all share the same AI director that then tell the dumb zombies where to go.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"542b75566368724d25420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b751b63687236de750000#post_542b751b63687236de750000\r\nDamn you furry characters and your androgyny.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b75806368722068a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b75466368727e43f90000#post_542b75466368727e43f90000\r\nI'll brush until my teeth bleed!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542b75e06368723729ac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b75566368724d25420100#post_542b75566368724d25420100\r\nthat's why furries are great\r\noften they are whatever you want them to be","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"542b76736368724d258b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b70436368724d25b10000#post_542b70436368724d25b10000\r\n\r\nOkay, that just look's silly. \r\n\r\n","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b76dc636872035e470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b75526368722bb28e0100#post_542b75526368722bb28e0100\r\n\r\nZombies controlling other zombies... And giving them orders?\r\nThat reminds the Las Plagas.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"542b77566368722b84b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b76736368724d258b0100#post_542b76736368724d258b0100\r\nAnd not only they can use guns and run.\r\nThey can swin and use chainsaws!\r\n\r\n...Zombies using chainsaws. You can smell the irony there.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"542b77eb6368723729380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alrighty guys, it's time for this dude of all traits to lay to rest.\r\n\r\nG'night FOOLS! _*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542b77ec6368727a2c040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b77566368722b84b60100#post_542b77566368722b84b60100\r\n\r\nYeah, oh wait there was this funny as hell comic I saw once about zombies and guns its one based on L4D. I'll find the link. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"}]}