time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/181.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5356ef2263687241d26e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356eeab636872365b000300#post_5356eeab636872365b000300\r\nBitch please.\r\n!http://www.weaponeer.net/forum/uploads/Weaponeer/images/2009-06-10_105120_t-rex-577-shot-rifle.jpg!\r\n!http://www.doublegunhq.com/bouchet_files/image002.jpg!\r\nI want the Tyrannosaur bullets along with a gun big enough to hold them. It would be perfect for the zombie apocalypse.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5356ef2f63687206c6640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356eeb963687236e3520300#post_5356eeb963687236e3520300\r\nI bet I'm dead by then so that's fine!\r\n\r\nThere better be fucking mechs by then and I comeback as a clone piloting one.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5356f01f6368722416380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356ef2f63687206c6640000#post_5356ef2f63687206c6640000\r\nSadly there are no mechs in 2995. They were banned by Barack Obama's cyborg clone back in 2680.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5356f05963687206deb80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356ef2263687241d26e0300#post_5356ef2263687241d26e0300\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/PTRS_41.jpg!\r\nPTRS-41\r\nHow well would this Anti-Tank rig work?\r\n\r\n!http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/202/308/nU3Cq.jpg!\r\n\r\nA dream come true!\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5356f0b66368723d5b000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f01f6368722416380000#post_5356f01f6368722416380000\r\nAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f05963687206deb80000#post_5356f05963687206deb80000\r\nAm I in heaven? Also nice new icon.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5356f0ef63687278d3390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f05963687206deb80000#post_5356f05963687206deb80000\r\nAh, yes. The pizza plants. Developed by Monsanto back in 2093. Very delicious, but has the side effect of causing Bieber Fever in small children and elderly adults.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5356f17763687227acb00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f0ef63687278d3390100#post_5356f0ef63687278d3390100\r\nDon't forget the dreaded poison Donut flower discovered in 2027","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5356f1e96368725b4b020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f17763687227acb00000#post_5356f17763687227acb00000\r\nAnd the spidershark genetically engineered by a schizophrenic scientist in 2019.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5356f22663687227ac1c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f1e96368725b4b020000#post_5356f1e96368725b4b020000\r\nOh god those thing!\r\n\r\nAlmost as bad as the Tiger Gorillas in 2045","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5356f2556368725ba32f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f1e96368725b4b020000#post_5356f1e96368725b4b020000\r\nI'm guessing that they've found and Banned Getter research since They've been discovered?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5356f2716368725b704b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f0ef63687278d3390100#post_5356f0ef63687278d3390100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f05963687206deb80000#post_5356f05963687206deb80000\r\nAh, yes. The pizza plants. Developed by Monsanto back in 2093. Very delicious, but has the side effect of causing Bieber Fever in small children and elderly adults.[/bq]\r\nIt is apparently a modified cucumber plant.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5356f2ac6368723d5bf00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f2556368725ba32f0000#post_5356f2556368725ba32f0000\r\nI'm pretty sure the Japanese are still in development in secret. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5356f2f16368725b267b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f2ac6368723d5bf00000#post_5356f2ac6368723d5bf00000\r\nMaybe with Russian partnership? XD!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5356f3516368722416b80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f2f16368725b267b0000#post_5356f2f16368725b267b0000\r\nOF COURSE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5356f39f636872779b590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"But the biggest achievement is the tyrannospidershark. It's a mixture of _T. rex_, megalodon and tarantula DNA. It has gills and shark dorsal fins and tail, a _T. rex_ head and jaws with venom, silk and spider legs. It is 60 feet long and can survive a nuclear bomb blast.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5356f3d16368723d9e630100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f3516368722416b80100#post_5356f3516368722416b80100\r\nI'm sure nothing could go wrong there.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5356f3d36368725b4bce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f39f636872779b590000#post_5356f39f636872779b590000\r\nBloody hell!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5356f3e86368727b21410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f3d16368723d9e630100#post_5356f3d16368723d9e630100\r\nI agree comrade!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5356f45363687205116c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f3d36368725b4bce0000#post_5356f3d36368725b4bce0000\r\nThey have no definite lifespan, reproduce like rats, can live for 10 years without water and 20 years without food, and can hibernate for 100 years.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5356f4616368725b26f10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f39f636872779b590000#post_5356f39f636872779b590000\r\n\r\nOOC: So... my prediction was exact.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5356f48a6368727d50650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Something I feel I should tell you future guys\r\n\r\nDon't rely too much on the Shimuza drives","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5356f4bc63687205777d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Oh hell to the no!\":http://www.networkworld.com/news/2014/020714-california-bill-proposes-mandatory-kill-switch-278537.html?t51hb ","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5356f5496368727d50b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5356f4bc63687205777d0000#post_5356f4bc63687205777d0000\r\nIs not that a good thing?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5356f5c26368723d5b720200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"bitch please, lets not forget the best gun ever\r\n\r\n!http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/apache2.jpg! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5356f5c66368725905770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, I should warn you guys about the tyrannospidersharks. They are very common and can survive in outer space.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}