time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1889.json

{"topics":[{"id":"543b3a5863687276e0750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well my pets, your master must be off. My grandma needs me to help out around her house tomorrow. She would probably castrate me if I didn't do it and  because I like my penis I plan on doing what she says.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543b3b886368723a80b50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b3a5863687276e0750100#post_543b3a5863687276e0750100\r\nI also like your penis\r\nSo go help your grandma","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"543b3bac6368720b929f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b3b886368723a80b50200#post_543b3b886368723a80b50200\r\nAwwwwwww.\r\nThank you dear.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543b3e7763687276e01b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b3bac6368720b929f0000#post_543b3bac6368720b929f0000\r\nGood night Squiggy-Sama! Have fun with Granny Big Bear! \r\n\r\n[spoiler]Tell her I said hi[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"543b3ea263687265d34a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b3a3863687235d7280000#post_543b3a3863687235d7280000\r\n.....*Shudders* That sounds awful. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"543b420363687244268e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A prime example of the greater internet fuckwad theory in action:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/846/505/065.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"543b464c636872524bcb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Uh hey guys, I gotta threatening message out of the blue from someone I don't know, calling me to call them back or something would happen. \r\nI'm not sure if I should report this to the police, or just ignore it. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"543b469b6368724426510100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b464c636872524bcb0100#post_543b464c636872524bcb0100\r\n\r\nwhere did you got it from?\r\n\r\nyou can ip track the anon (if it was an anon) and send his location to the police.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"543b46e06368725ca9500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b464c636872524bcb0100#post_543b464c636872524bcb0100\r\nif you think it's actually serious\r\nyes tell someone\r\nif not the police then someone you can trust to take it seriously","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"543b480163687257ba690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b469b6368724426510100#post_543b469b6368724426510100\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b46e06368725ca9500000#post_543b46e06368725ca9500000\r\n\r\nOkay well I'll use my best judgement, I don't think its anyone I know, it might just be some random douche bag randomly messaging threatening messages over the place. This isn't the first time this sort of thing has happened, I've gotten random drunk dials in the past. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"543b48ac6368722863320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b464c636872524bcb0100#post_543b464c636872524bcb0100\r\nGo to the police.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"543b495a6368724168160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b48ac6368722863320000#post_543b48ac6368722863320000\r\nI'll go when I need to, but I doubt this person will contact me again, if they do then I'll go since they're probably some random prick. Also the message is already a day old, and if they contact me again, so I'll wait and see. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"543b4bdd6368725ca9300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys I just remembered to ask, but what do you think about Ponies, Humanized, Space pirates? Also miniskirts and large busts? ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"543b4c8a6368724c0b530200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b4bdd6368725ca9300100#post_543b4bdd6368725ca9300100\r\nI am in favor of all these things.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"543b4cd16368721862e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so some page made a ranking of the worst people in history.\r\n\r\nand it was hijacked\r\n\r\n!http://imageshack.com/a/img661/1193/CfxJZz.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"543b4d026368722fc9a20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b4c8a6368724c0b530200#post_543b4c8a6368724c0b530200\r\nhttp://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130825161149/mouretsupirates/images/5/5f/Bentenmaru.jpg\r\n\r\nYay, that means I can proceed with this new fanfic, which is about bodacious teenage girl space pirates, going around the galaxy raiding ships in adorable miniskirts, and also they're humanized versions of all the girls. \r\n","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"543b4d296368724c0b7f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b4cd16368721862e90100#post_543b4cd16368721862e90100\r\nLOL WUT? ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"543b4d4163687273248d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b4d026368722fc9a20000#post_543b4d026368722fc9a20000\r\nSweeeet.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"543b4dbe63687202a4f50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"To One Piece fans, I had a new Devil Fruit idea; the Zombie-Zombie Fruit, which literally \"kills\" the devourer and makes them into a zombie, virtually immortal, but with the cost of being slower. It's kind of a variation in ability similar to Brook's Revive-Revive Fruit.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"543b4de6636872559a730100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well.\r\n\r\nif you look at it, the person who made the webpage that made harrasing people normal on the internet is pretty shitty.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"543b53b663687215dfb00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Saw a cmmunist get BTFO on youtube. And it is a useful argument since it demonstrates how to deal with certain rhetorical tactics.\r\nOn this video.\r\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtBvQj2k6xo","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"543b556263687215d9950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"moot is a confirmed beta and a cuck\":http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/839/682/32a.png\r\n\r\ncant link the image directly cause of dickgirl.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"543b57d663687215df4d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just had a large bowl of fried rice, sushi, roasted duck, and chicken. I'm so bloated now...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"543b5846636872376a970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b57d663687215df4d0300#post_543b57d663687215df4d0300\r\n\r\nDAMN!! X-D","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"543b58856368726f84de0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b57d663687215df4d0300#post_543b57d663687215df4d0300\r\nWhat does duck taste like? I've never had it. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}