time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1898.json

{"topics":[{"id":"543cc8d06368723753760200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543cc7b86368727e30ef0000#post_543cc7b86368727e30ef0000\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]I will now make you yawn by using my magical powers. [/bq]\r\nCheck out my magical powers:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/844/179/862.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"543cca0663687253dbc60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543cc803636872572d100000#post_543cc803636872572d100000\r\nDammit! Reading the word yawn made me yawn!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"543ccb656368727fe9900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543cca0663687253dbc60100#post_543cca0663687253dbc60100\r\nI wonder if it works for other things?  You are now breathing and blinking manually, you are aware that you are manually holding your jaw shut and your mouth is producing saliva, you can't find a comfortable place for your tongue to rest, your nose is in your field of vision, you're aware of that ringing sound in your ears.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"543ccbd163687212525a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543ccb656368727fe9900000#post_543ccb656368727fe9900000\r\nSTOP TALKIIIIING","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"543ccc5a63687253db9a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543ccb656368727fe9900000#post_543ccb656368727fe9900000\r\nYou know what else?\r\n!http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35800000/Rider-Kick-tokusatsu-35890932-320-213.gif!\r\nRAIDA KIIIIIKU!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"543ccd2463687228635b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543ccbd163687212525a0000#post_543ccbd163687212525a0000\r\nThere's a skeleton inside you.  FIVE!!!! GOLDEN!!! RINGSSSS!!!! Remember that one time you made an ass of yourself?  Never gonna give you up.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"543ccd706368725ecd0b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543ccd2463687228635b0000#post_543ccd2463687228635b0000\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAH","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"543ccf546368727e67320300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/b6b9f1fe833e3633fa4b9e6a70df70c7/tumblr_mmk21mCNbl1qexw24o1_r1_400.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"543cd0a16368727fc5a80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543ccf546368727e67320300#post_543ccf546368727e67320300\r\nReminds me of this:\r\n!http://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/59/91/5991a5e04593371f6dc994f71cf12e90.gif?2203722!\r\n!http://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/c8/38/c838509cd460815c2f3ace89487e3fdf.gif?2075028!\r\n!http://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/27/66/2766ef4fc78a3e855ee3ba99d901e3f6.gif?2428616!\r\n\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"543cd14e63687229f5340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I've found the perfect way to describe Gash Bell.\r\nImagine Jojo's Bizarre Adventure+Shaman King+Pokemon.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543cd1906368727ce7320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://40.media.tumblr.com/fb450cd6f85c73a4656bae3f92c56161/tumblr_mv7l5p0dyx1qhn8avo1_500.png!\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/79e5d13c32e996f2a9a93a1368805756/tumblr_mv7l5p0dyx1qhn8avo2_500.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"543cd53d63687254c5dd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ooowwwwwwwwwww\r\n!d173.diamond.fastwebserver.de/series/KonjikiNoGash/0006-004.png!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543cd5ed6368727ce7870100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543cd53d63687254c5dd0100#post_543cd53d63687254c5dd0100\r\nCRASH INTRUDE!!!\r\n\r\nX-D Sorry, just did a Tekkaman Blade reference...","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"543cd663636872735b150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543cd5ed6368727ce7870100#post_543cd5ed6368727ce7870100\r\nThe best part is his line immediately following that.\r\n\"I hit him *really* hard.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543cdbf863687254b75d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/847/189/ec9.jpg!\r\nWhen you think about it they really are.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"543cdcb963687242a7830300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://41.media.tumblr.com/a1dd655ef422b0161508edcd410bc19e/tumblr_mgi67ynR6L1qhn8avo1_500.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"543cdd496368727d00540300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543cdcb963687242a7830300#post_543cdcb963687242a7830300\r\nIf you don't get it in Japan it's considered bad manners to have any clothes in a bath and to bath in it.  What I mean by this is that they clean off before taking bathes because baths are considered for relaxing.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"543cdd93636872490b090300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have a question.\r\nIs it wrong to ask out a girl you just met? Not saying I will but I'm wondering what you all think.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"543cdddf6368721de2020400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543cdd93636872490b090300#post_543cdd93636872490b090300\r\nIs it wrong to [spoiler]have sex with a guy you met that night?[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543cde5463687230cfc40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543cdd496368727d00540300#post_543cdd496368727d00540300\r\n[spoiler]The context was that Golgom's teleporter was malfunctioning, And Kotaro ended up in the bath.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/ce7d3599887a9f3c4aec45734392e822/tumblr_n59wm20E6A1qe2kh5o3_500.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/9490161f364372c82af0e76207c6303c/tumblr_n59wm20E6A1qe2kh5o4_500.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/30c7b2929b96d1d1c2e1510b2f9ed617/tumblr_n59wm20E6A1qe2kh5o1_r1_500.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/f66afbc689031e7549ac98403949ba5b/tumblr_n59wm20E6A1qe2kh5o2_r1_400.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/49d024df0193315faee68b884bb3e9f7/tumblr_n59wm20E6A1qe2kh5o9_r1_400.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/560fa6766ef378a965a29ca6ccd802ea/tumblr_n59wm20E6A1qe2kh5o8_r1_400.gif!\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/40ee3cdabf1326fef16ff033c3858a60/tumblr_n59wm20E6A1qe2kh5o7_r1_500.gif!\r\nSo much neon!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"543ce15163687230cf560400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543cdddf6368721de2020400#post_543cdddf6368721de2020400\r\nTouché.\r\nBut I'm not looking for that.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"543ce23263687271c0fd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543ce15163687230cf560400#post_543ce15163687230cf560400\r\nFair enough. I'm gonna have to say no. As long as you take things slow and understand boundries then it's all good. Just be sure to treat her nice and respectful like. I won't have one of my friends being a jerk to their girlfriends. Understand me?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543ce4a463687247ce030400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543ce23263687271c0fd0000#post_543ce23263687271c0fd0000\r\nPerfectly.\r\nAnd believe me, I'd let you borrow a bat to hit me with if I ever mistreat a girl.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"543ce4e06368722f54470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543ce4a463687247ce030400#post_543ce4a463687247ce030400\r\nGood boy!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543ceafc63687249831a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/e960df908a0782d90b4f53bddcd2cab1/tumblr_n3jib0ndRn1tvd33no1_400.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/a6cce3f0a76c626e79f8ab6876977667/tumblr_n3etkdOeVv1tvd33no1_400.gif!\r\nOh Blingee, Why do you always make me completely lose it?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}