time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/195.json

{"topics":[{"id":"535cac556368726519900200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cab616368723519030300#post_535cab616368723519030300\r\nWhat is with purple eyes and their media portrayal of being 'mysterious'?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"535cacae6368725142f30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cac556368726519900200#post_535cac556368726519900200\r\n\r\nPrecisely because they are rare, they're supposed to represent the person as special.\r\n\r\nExtract from TVTropes:\r\n\r\n_...and in fiction generally mean that a character is very special, rare, unique, and/or somehow possessed of strange or mysterious talents or heritage. These connotations mean that it's mostly possessed by characters that are either key to the plot, or need to stand out from the background. It is also a popular Mary Sue eye color for the same reasons._\r\n\r\n_Albinos in fiction are also likely to have these, though being albino is generally special in its own way as the condition is quite rare. They are possible in real life in people with pigmentation deficiencies. The lack of pigment in the irises creates a translucent blue color through which the underlying blood vessels are visible; the combination of the blue eyes with the red blood creates a purplish tint to the iris._","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"535cad556368722d519b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cab4c636872277fc90000#post_535cab4c636872277fc90000\r\nWhy do you still read Kotaku?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535cc5ac63687235fbb70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Mary Sue is a beautiful 18-year-old blonde woman with gigantic tits that are all natural and with blue eyes. She is great at sex and has had unprotected sex with every guy in the world and still hasn't gotten pregnant or any STDs. She is great at everything and works as a scientist, a lawyer, a doctor and a prostitute all at the same time while killing monsters simply by using her prehensile clitoris as a whip. She owns a hundred trillion dollars, has a super fast but not fragile car that can be used as a boat and can fly, has a pet _Tyrannosaurus_, and is politically correct in every societal issue. She is an atheist who has killed God, Allah, Thor, Zeus and every other god in existence with her bare hands. Everybody is in love with her, including the yeast which she is currently infected with, which hold annual mariachi bands inside her uterus.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535cc5ed6368721d1b830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cc5ac63687235fbb70000#post_535cc5ac63687235fbb70000\r\nOooooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535cc75c6368720451940200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cc5ed6368721d1b830100#post_535cc5ed6368721d1b830100\r\nAnd she can breathe underwater and in space. She is immune to cancer, works at NASA, is the president/prime minister of every country in the world, and donates to the poor everyday. She has almost ended world hunger, and has brought extinct lifeforms of every species back to life and has made them able to co-exist together at the same time. She escaped an Iranian torture chamber by having sex with the guards and suffocating the Iranian government with her giant boobs.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535cc8436368721af6550200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cc75c6368720451940200#post_535cc75c6368720451940200\r\nYeeeeaaaahhhhhh so I'm gonna go read my weird fanfiction now.\r\nYou do.......whatever it is you're doing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535ccada63687251f1740200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cc8436368721af6550200#post_535cc8436368721af6550200\r\n[spoiler]And she shrunk herself, and then she crawled down Jeff Goldblum's uretha, walking into his prostate, where she surfed in the semen using a tiny surfboard. She narrowly avoided the deadly spermsharks, before Jeff Goldblum had an orgasm and Mary was shot straight onto Rainbow Dash's face. She reverted to normal size, and had a hot threesome with them, which became a foursome when a xenomorph queen joined in. They fucked for a whole night before the police arrested all three of them for public sex, except for Mary, who got away with it. She then proceeded to blow into the urethas of several horny male high school students, which caused their ballsacks to inflate. The boys then floated up into the sky like balloons, with their inflated genitals on show to the whole universe, as aliens were watching it on live TV. Princess Celestia then revealed her boob vore fetish to Mary Sue, who then proceeded to engulf Sunbutt inside her gigantic right nipple. Godzilla masturbated to this event, because it was his fetish as well, using Barack Obama's large intestine as a cockring for extra pleasure. When he came, he came so hard that his radioactive seed flooded the entire Northern Hemisphere.[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535ccbd363687262334d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535ccada63687251f1740200#post_535ccada63687251f1740200\r\nI......but...the.......WHAT!?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535cce1263687274331d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535ccbd363687262334d0000#post_535ccbd363687262334d0000\r\nWe are sorry to interrupt this story for the following advertisement, starring Gene Ray, Justin Bieber and MonkeyDZyrax.\r\n\r\nGene: Hello educated stupid! Purchase our new toy! It's called the Ego(TM).\r\nJustin: I purchased the Ego(TM). Thanks to it, Anne Frank loves my shitty music!\r\nMonkeyDZyrax: I purchased the Ego(TM) too! Thanks to it, the Mane Six all want to fuck me!\r\nGene: Purchase the Ego(TM) and gain a false impression of self-righteousness! Call now and buy an Ego(TM) for only $1,000,000,000,000,000,000!\r\nNarrator: Comes with a free model of the Time Cube and a free Justin Bieber album.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535ccf0e6368727433c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cce1263687274331d0100#post_535cce1263687274331d0100\r\nThat'd be funny if it weren't true.\r\n\r\n\r\nI'm sad now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535ccf6163687250b50f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cce1263687274331d0100#post_535cce1263687274331d0100\r\n\r\nwho is monkeyDZyrax and why is he important at all.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535ccfd8636872106afd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535ccf6163687250b50f0200#post_535ccf6163687250b50f0200\r\nA permabanned member who shitposted worse than I even used to. Made this image:\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/7/30/386524__safe_twilight+sparkle_rainbow+dash_pinkie+pie_fluttershy_rarity_applejack_meme_blushing_exploitable+meme.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535cd00f63687272b76d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535ccfd8636872106afd0000#post_535ccfd8636872106afd0000\r\n\r\nso no difference from a bp.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535cd3556368726233250300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Another advertisement is coming on, by Exploitation House Studios.\r\n\r\nBrothel boss: Hey horny teenagers! Come over to our ethically questionable whorehouses! \r\n(A shot of an ugly, skimpy-dressed fat woman is shown)\r\nBrothel boss: Fuck ugly chicks and receive free STDs!\r\n(A shot of an HIV-positive patient in hospital is shown)\r\nBrothel boss: Pay hundreds of dollars for ugly chicks to fake orgasms and feel exploited for the rest of their lives!\r\nNarrator: Warning: Prostitutes may or may not have penises. \r\n\r\nSeriously though, how hard is it for brothels to treat prostitutes with respect and dignity and screen them for diseases every week or so?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535ce7466368727ff3710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cd3556368726233250300#post_535cd3556368726233250300\r\nI guess really hard since they don't do it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"535d51636368723461ea0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"god, family visiting.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535d51d4636872353d0b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535d51636368723461ea0200#post_535d51636368723461ea0200\r\n\r\nEmbrace the family.\r\n\r\nBecause they are forever.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"535d534163687258c8c60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535d51d4636872353d0b0300#post_535d51d4636872353d0b0300\r\n\r\nbut only my main family.\r\n\r\ncause i really love them\r\n\r\nand a few cousins and aunts.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535d62c463687242416b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535ccada63687251f1740200#post_535ccada63687251f1740200\r\nJesus.","author":"50884a9b7f123b4053000d18"},{"id":"535d6e30636872168a710200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i cant believe this.\r\n\r\nyou go like 10 mins into nature and like already you feel itchy and insects bite you n stuff.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535d74e3636872624d290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535d6e30636872168a710200#post_535d6e30636872168a710200\r\nI know the feeling.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"535d757863687238e3dd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535d6e30636872168a710200#post_535d6e30636872168a710200\r\n\r\n\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535d74e3636872624d290000#post_535d74e3636872624d290000\r\nNature!? _*HSSSSSSSS*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"535d83ac6368727c7a560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535d6e30636872168a710200#post_535d6e30636872168a710200\r\nReally?\r\nI love nature. Barefoot walks in the woods and parks are great!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535d84f663687267c72f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535d83ac6368727c7a560100#post_535d83ac6368727c7a560100\r\n\r\nfuck barefoot nature.\r\n\r\nrocks and insects who want to fuckin destroy your skin cause they are assholes.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}