time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2/2119.json

{"topics":[{"id":"545c4dd96368725229990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c4c86636872472f370200#post_545c4c86636872472f370200\r\nFUCKING CHRIST! That's amazing! That's bloody fucking amazing!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c4c5963687265ea0e0200#post_545c4c5963687265ea0e0200\r\nThat would explain it too.\r\n\r\nCuz we had really weird ones in there?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545c4e1f6368727e64800200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c4d1863687252297e0100#post_545c4d1863687252297e0100\r\nDo what you want cuz I pirate it FREE! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545c4e5b636872679a550200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"D4 takes place in boston and fucking in the very first episode a character eats an entire pot of clam chowda","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545c4e5d636872491e640200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c4dd96368725229990100#post_545c4dd96368725229990100\r\nIt was pretty cool to have someone to talk about nerdy manga with. Even if it WAS a 35 year old woman.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c4e726368724b45bf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c4e5b636872679a550200#post_545c4e5b636872679a550200\r\nRed or white?\r\nHehe\r\n~Ace Ventura reference~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c4fc16368723a97280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c4e5d636872491e640200#post_545c4e5d636872491e640200\r\nHey that's not strange! Talking to cool adults is fun!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c4e5b636872679a550200#post_545c4e5b636872679a550200\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c4e726368724b45bf0100#post_545c4e726368724b45bf0100\r\nI really need to watch deadly premonition if D4 is like this!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545c50016368722a7ecb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c4fc16368723a97280200#post_545c4fc16368723a97280200\r\n\r\nYou need an adult ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"545c508c636872770aed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c50016368722a7ecb0000#post_545c50016368722a7ecb0000\r\nQuasar cool your jets.\r\nWe don't want another investigation.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c50ea6368724b1dde0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c50016368722a7ecb0000#post_545c50016368722a7ecb0000\r\n!http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f5/HangmenHeaven/Response%20Face/Hansen_blank_background.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545c51a563687251edf20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c50016368722a7ecb0000#post_545c50016368722a7ecb0000\r\nNah! I'm a black kid! I got this! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545c51f96368726e44770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's lonely in the Gravity Falls thread :/","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"545c52716368726e448d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c51f96368726e44770100#post_545c51f96368726e44770100\r\nI like the show and I'll watch it if it's on, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to watch it. It's good though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c52886368724acad80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c51f96368726e44770100#post_545c51f96368726e44770100\r\nTHE GRAVITY IS JUST TOO DAMN STRONG!!!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"545c539f6368721a0e1b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Garbage collecting in Taiwan\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y6YORyEU50","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"545c53be6368724acaf60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"boop","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545c53e963687207948c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c53be6368724acaf60100#post_545c53be6368724acaf60100\r\nBeep","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c53fc63687259763b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c508c636872770aed0000#post_545c508c636872770aed0000\r\n\r\nThey never provee anything.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c50ea6368724b1dde0100#post_545c50ea6368724b1dde0100\r\n\r\nSeat or cookies?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c51a563687251edf20100#post_545c51a563687251edf20100\r\n\r\nYou dure you don't want some candy?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"545c54026368721a0e260100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c53e963687207948c0100#post_545c53e963687207948c0100\r\nBop!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"545c543d6368725c87dc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c53e963687207948c0100#post_545c53e963687207948c0100\r\ni really wanna nuzzle you","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545c546f6368721a0e2d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c53fc63687259763b0100#post_545c53fc63687259763b0100\r\nAlready have some!\r\n\r\nDo you want some candy? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545c54756368725916b10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c543d6368725c87dc0100#post_545c543d6368725c87dc0100\r\nWell I DID just get out of the shower. So at least I smell good.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c547d6368726d7ee60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Another one of my teeth fell out today. In two or three more it will be replaced by one of the big, triangular, serrated ones in a few days.\r\n\r\nI haven't left the house in weeks, not since I killed the neighbor's dog. Parts of it are still in my freezer and I think of it now as my tongue goes to the empty spot where one of my few human teeth used to be.\r\n\r\nGod I still remember that night, the scents so heavy in the air, the claws that split out of my fingers tearing divots in the earth as inhuman desire welled up in me.\r\n\r\nI wonder what they made of the dog's disappearance? Did they see the blood? I don't think I left much behind after I ripped open the animal's guts to get at the sweet meats within.\r\n\r\nI tried to be quick in my work. I didn't like killing the dog. I don't like the killing but God help me the flesh...\r\n\r\nCan you imagine the sweet tang of fresh blood bubbling into your mouth? So hot and thick you feel like you should eat it with a spoon. The flesh tearing around your fangs as you rip it from bone. The crunch of those bones as you snap them open to suck out the marrow...\r\n\r\nHow did I ever live without this ambrosia? I tried. I tried so hard to live like a normal person.\r\n\r\nBandages hid my twisted face and claws, and I kept my mouth shut so no one would see my teeth.\r\n\r\nSteaks worked at first, but eventually... well I had to start eating them raw. There's no flavor when you cook it, you can't taste the life in the meat when you cook it.\r\n\r\nThat lasted maybe a month before I needed more.\r\n\r\nI'll have to hunt again soon.\r\n\r\nSometimes I wonder if there are others out there like me, people huddling in their basement during the day, waiting for dark to fall so they can go out and find fresh flesh...\r\n\r\nI'll kill them if I find them. Can't have too many things like me running around, that would draw suspicion.\r\n\r\nA memory drifts into my mind, a window that my neighbors leave open in the summer. It might not be locked...","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"545c54ae6368726e44c00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c54756368725916b10000#post_545c54756368725916b10000\r\ni'm sure you smell wonderful","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545c54f16368724b45880200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c547d6368726d7ee60000#post_545c547d6368726d7ee60000\r\nGasmask are you drunk again?\r\n\r\nAlthough sharp teeth are a fetish of mine.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c54ae6368726e44c00100#post_545c54ae6368726e44c00100\r\nMy soap smells kind of minty.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c551b6368722b94270200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c546f6368721a0e2d0100#post_545c546f6368721a0e2d0100\r\n\r\nIs it hard candy?\r\n\r\n~I have my place in hell secured and in VIP area~\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c547d6368726d7ee60000#post_545c547d6368726d7ee60000\r\n\r\nYou missed the \"Dear Diary:\" bit, but pretty good nonetheless","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}