time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2/2306.json

{"topics":[{"id":"547284c6636872152bc30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Somebody legit tried to murder me with a pencil\r\n\r\nit wasn't even sharpened\r\n\r\nI cant even make this shit up","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547287e26368725763600200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547284c6636872152bc30100#post_547284c6636872152bc30100\r\nGuess he wasn't a quick draw.\r\n[spoiler] I'm sorry[/spoiler]","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"547288516368724975400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547287e26368725763600200#post_547287e26368725763600200\r\n\r\nNo.\r\n\r\nNO.\r\n\r\n*gets newspaper and whacks it on your head*","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547288996368726e876a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547288516368724975400100#post_547288516368724975400100\r\n*whines like a puppy*","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5472896f6368726414360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547283c06368723592720000#post_547283c06368723592720000\r\nI'm normally good at golf, it's just that this was the first time I played it in months.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5472914b6368722f49760200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"markipliers latest vlog\r\n\r\ni'm gonna cry","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"547293686368723b6ca60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472914b6368722f49760200#post_5472914b6368722f49760200\r\nHe's such a great man...\r\nIf anything, we owe him a lot.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"547293b963687229549e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472914b6368722f49760200#post_5472914b6368722f49760200\r\n\r\nHaven't seen it yet.","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54729cb06368722454480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472914b6368722f49760200#post_5472914b6368722f49760200\r\n\r\nuuuuh, what happened?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54729d226368724b983d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547293b963687229549e0000#post_547293b963687229549e0000\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54729cb06368722454480000#post_54729cb06368722454480000\r\nHe said some mushy stuff like \"I'm so impressed by how far we've come\" and stuff like that","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54729e146368725c66420200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"also\r\n\r\njerma and star_ > every other lets player","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5472a1136368726b3f780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can never walk up the driveway again\r\n\r\n_bats_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5472a3c16368720eb6e30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472a1136368726b3f780000#post_5472a1136368726b3f780000\r\nAre they vampire bats?\r\n\r\nDo they give you a fright?\r\n\r\nDo they eat apples both day and night -and you get the joke already I'll stop-","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5472a49c6368724c192e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54729e146368725c66420200#post_54729e146368725c66420200\r\nWho are they?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5472a56d6368721d57b40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472a49c6368724c192e0100#post_5472a49c6368724c192e0100\r\n\r\n[spoiler]best[/spoiler] lets players and video makers","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5472a6e96368720b877c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"the american wedding is dark and fearful, the event itself is designed to incite anger and drain loved ones patience, support and money, most marriages fail miserable in 2 years, others end in murder-suicide, a small percentage of them end with a term we like to call \"liveable hatred\"\"\r\n\r\n\"marriage has always been a black and repugnant sore in human living\"\r\n\r\nthis show gets me so much","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5472a8236368720bf3cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472a56d6368721d57b40100#post_5472a56d6368721d57b40100\r\nIs Jerma985?\r\n\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472a6e96368720b877c0000#post_5472a6e96368720b877c0000\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]\r\n\"marriage has always been a black and repugnant sore in human living\"\r\n[/bq]\r\nI will keep this quote.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5472a8ca63687264c6c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472a6e96368720b877c0000#post_5472a6e96368720b877c0000\r\nGotta love Metalocalypse.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5472a9116368725b3ace0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"secksi","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5472a9976368720ba4e40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472a8ca63687264c6c90100#post_5472a8ca63687264c6c90100\r\nRELEASE THE KITTIES!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5472aa0b6368727392980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472a8ca63687264c6c90100#post_5472a8ca63687264c6c90100\r\n\r\nWE ARE HERE TO MAKE COFFEE METAL, TO MAKE EVERYTHING METAL","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5472aa696368722859f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472a9116368725b3ace0000#post_5472a9116368725b3ace0000\r\nStill not as sexy as mine.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5472ae8f63687219ac030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54729d226368724b983d0200#post_54729d226368724b983d0200\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547293b963687229549e0000#post_547293b963687229549e0000\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54729cb06368722454480000#post_54729cb06368722454480000\r\nHe said some mushy stuff like \"I'm so impressed by how far we've come\" and stuff like that[/bq]\r\nD'awwww.\r\nYou know what; I'm going to subscribe to him, even though I rarely watch his stuff, cause someone that nice deserves the viewership they get.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSide note: oh fucking christ: do you ever just hear someone's opinions on something and go \"how the fuck do you even function in a everyday situation?\"\r\n\r\nIf you're wondering how my coffee got metaphorically pissed in short explanation someone was trying to argue that things they disagreed with were literally illegal.  Seriously; how does this person function?  Do they call the police every time someone likes a movie they don't like or something?  I'm legitimately interested in how they function in everyday tasks.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5472af686368720b87710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"what celestial body is no longer considered a planet?\"\r\n\r\npickles: oooh, thats a tuff question\r\n\r\nnathan: what kind of stupid question is that?\r\n\r\nmurderface: is it the sun?\r\n\r\nnathan: it could be anything\r\n\r\npickles: the answer is the earth, the earth is no longer considered a planet\r\n\r\n\r\ni love this show","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5472b0096368720b87750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Gotta got to class now. Dang, my motorcycle's older than I am.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"}]}