time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2/258.json

{"topics":[{"id":"537046f76368727ec3740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537045e363687247f0210000#post_537045e363687247f0210000\r\nYup.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5370478f6368727c0bc20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'M A MOTHERFUCKING _T. REX_!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"537047fa6368724953230200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5370478f6368727c0bc20100#post_5370478f6368727c0bc20100\r\n\r\nFalse. You are a man.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"537048026368727179470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5370478f6368727c0bc20100#post_5370478f6368727c0bc20100\r\n\r\nBITCH IM A MOTHERFUCKING MARTIAN.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5370482a6368727c3bb00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5370478f6368727c0bc20100#post_5370478f6368727c0bc20100\r\nReally?! A fucking dinosaur has slowly been killing my soul?!\r\nThanks Obama!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537048586368724734e80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537047fa6368724953230200#post_537047fa6368724953230200\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/2/15/3059__safe_solo_pinkie+pie_pinkamena+diane+pie_sad_artist-colon-raikoh.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"537048666368727f65040700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5370482a6368727c3bb00100#post_5370482a6368727c3bb00100\r\n\r\nDarwin lied to us!!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"537049676368724910460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/wp-content/blogs.dir/470/files/2012/04/i-a4134527bed57edc6ae0994ffbb59f10-creationism_in_hs.jpg!\r\nMurica! ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"537049e26368721fee540500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537049676368724910460100#post_537049676368724910460100\r\nWhy must you make me sad? I'm just sitting here reading Eyeshield 21. Having a good time. And then you come along and just ruin it.\r\nYooooooooooooou bastard","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53704a976368727196510100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537049676368724910460100#post_537049676368724910460100\r\nI don't get why people still like to think that the bible is absolute fact, I'm christian, And I get that the book was written by people and Not by God","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53704ada6368727d3ae20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537049e26368721fee540500#post_537049e26368721fee540500\r\n!http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/Crazyharp81602/anabsolutedistortionofajoke.jpg!\r\n!http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5Cip3zJ1EsA/U16pej_shjI/AAAAAAAAq_I/MHCvUTpN5r8/s1600/st+george+and+thebaronyx.jpg!\r\n!http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/02/130211_SCI_CreationismCain.jpg.CROP.article568-large.jpg!\r\n!http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jH2UgdCtaP8/Tlu9dEs-0uI/AAAAAAAACN4/K9ffobePBz4/s1600/ham.2.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53704b316368727045010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53704ada6368727d3ae20200#post_53704ada6368727d3ae20200\r\nYou know what? No. I will not be disheartened by anything you post!\r\nGive me your worst you sadistic shitlord!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53704c426368727d3a9d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53704b316368727045010100#post_53704b316368727045010100\r\n!http://markc1.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dino62.jpg!\r\n!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/slc987/when_did_dinos_live_sm.jpg!\r\n!http://legacy-cdn-assets.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/creation-museum/were-dinosaurs-dragons.jpg!\r\n!http://zoppzopp.com/index/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/creation-museum-1.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53704d116368727df86e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53704c426368727d3a9d0300#post_53704c426368727d3a9d0300\r\nPpppffff child's play.\r\nYou can do better than that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53704dd86368727c3b660300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53704d116368727df86e0400#post_53704d116368727df86e0400\r\n!http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/wp-content/blogs.dir/470/files/2012/04/i-a3dffdd1912ea0baa96c0c1bdc19e866-pink_giants_in_the_earth.gif!\r\n!http://boingboing.net/filesroot/sodomyisahabit.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53704e826368721f95400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53704dd86368727c3b660300#post_53704dd86368727c3b660300\r\nHehehehehehe.\r\nI wonder where I learned my sodomy habit from then.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53704f04636872394d080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53704dd86368727c3b660300#post_53704dd86368727c3b660300\r\n\r\ntwo can play that game\r\n\r\n!https://nonprophetstatus.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/is_your_housemate_an_atheist__by_livelyivy.jpg! \r\n!http://pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/anti-atheist-christian.jpg! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5370508d636872397b420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53704f04636872394d080000#post_53704f04636872394d080000\r\nThat's actually kind of funny.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537050e76368724957fb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53704f04636872394d080000#post_53704f04636872394d080000\r\nPretty sure that first one is a poe, but I feel an urge to compare it to myself due to my natural human solipsism.\r\n\r\nLongish hair- Nope, I keep my hair short because I look like a lumberjack clown with long hair.\r\n\r\nSoul patch- actually a magnificent goatee\r\n\r\nVacant Stare- ok, I'll give you that one. But I think that's more due to the mind altering chemicals I ingest. \r\n\r\nSlouches- Because it lets me avoid hitting my head on low hanging things.\r\n\r\nIdle hands- They're not idle at all! For instance right now I'm typing and masturbating.\r\n\r\nWhat has it got in it's nasty little pockets? I'm sorry, but if you can't guess you'll just have to show me the way out.\r\n\r\nChain- I know I have a wallet chain somewhere, but I never wear it.\r\n\r\nComfortable footwear- Do cowboy boots count?\r\n\r\nBaggy pants- Only because I lost weight. Fact: Theists hate people who lose weight.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"537051776368727e30680400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537050e76368724957fb0100#post_537050e76368724957fb0100\r\nI actually don't have comfortable footwear.\r\nI hate shoes in any form.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53705227636872337c380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537051776368727e30680400#post_537051776368727e30680400\r\nCommunist. If you don't wear shoes, preferably inexplicably expensive ones, then the terrorists win!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"537052326368725ffc4f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537051776368727e30680400#post_537051776368727e30680400\r\n\r\npfff, hippies.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"537052e6636872130d7b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53705227636872337c380100#post_53705227636872337c380100\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537052326368725ffc4f0000#post_537052326368725ffc4f0000\r\nShoes suck.\r\nI go barefoot any time I can.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5370542863687244ad340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I use crocs, does that count?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"537055d7636872331d5f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5370542863687244ad340100#post_5370542863687244ad340100\r\nThat actually means you're a satanist. Yeah, it turns out that crocs are the Devil's footwear. It says so in the Bible. Leviticus, I think.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}