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{"topics":[{"id":"5301107663687253bd1d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53010edc636872532cce0100#post_53010edc636872532cce0100\r\n\r\nI asked a neighbour . He had a hamster a couple eyars ago. It was pretty old when I met him and he passed 4 moths ago. \r\n\r\nHe says that it happens if the hamster feels insecure about how you cut her nails and following their instincts, they decide to cut them themselves. But since they sometimes do it scratching the bottom of their cage which tends to be dirty most of the time (no offense), it makes the cartilage on the nails to infect.\r\n\r\nHe reccomended using nail file to try and reomve them, if it doesn't work. Take her to vet cause it may be an infection and she might have to take antibiotics to remove it.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5301472363687214d0700100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Medical question.\r\nIf you have an ingrown hair, is it best to pluck it after extraction or leave it alone?\r\nA few months back I decided to shave my...well my [spoiler]groin[/spoiler] for the first time in my life. It needed done.\r\nIt went smoothly bar ONE single hair.\r\n\r\nFour months later it had become a lump because the hair had grown that big in that amount of time. However the source was still on the outside on the lump and I recently pulled it out and plucked it.\r\n\r\nHave I made a mistake or is it sorted now? The lump has went down a little.\r\n\r\nSorry if this seems gross. Hence the PP tag.","author":null},{"id":"53016508636872157dce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh hey, it's my birthday. Almost forgot.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5301655b6368721533d10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53016508636872157dce0100#post_53016508636872157dce0100\r\nHappy Birthday!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"530165d06368720e5ccc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5301472363687214d0700100#post_5301472363687214d0700100\r\nIt depends on how ingrown it is.  If it's bad bad then you need to go to the doctor; on the other hand if it's not too bad you can do it yourself.  The downside is it's going to hurt a lot.  If you are over 21 have a shot of tequila cause it's going to hurt.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53016681636872122c140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53016508636872157dce0100#post_53016508636872157dce0100\r\nHappy expulsion from the womb in a shower of horrifying bodily fluids day!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"530167576368721533c20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53016508636872157dce0100#post_53016508636872157dce0100\r\n\r\nHappy Birthday. Death hasn't caught you yet and you're one step closer of using a cane xD","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"530167dd6368720fdfd50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53016508636872157dce0100#post_53016508636872157dce0100\r\nhappy birthday.\r\nEnjoy this offering.\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5301688d63687214781c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5301655b6368721533d10100#post_5301655b6368721533d101\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/530167576368721533c20200#post_530167576368721533c20200\r\nThank you, thank you.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53016681636872122c140200#post_53016681636872122c140200\r\nWell, i was actually ripped out of the womb after someone cut my mother open with a knife.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53016907636872129b0a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5301688d63687214781c0300#post_5301688d63687214781c0300\r\nEven better! There were still bodily fluids everywhere.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5301699d6368721005b50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5301688d63687214781c0300#post_5301688d63687214781c0300\r\nAre you Macduff?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53016c566368725319af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5301699d6368721005b50300#post_5301699d6368721005b50300\r\nThat is always a possibility.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/530167dd6368720fdfd50200#post_530167dd6368720fdfd50200\r\nThank you also.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53016e0d63687255fd7c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5301107663687253bd1d0300#post_5301107663687253bd1d0300\r\n\r\nYeah, but my guinea pig is really comfortable when I clip her nails. Doesn't struggle, doesn't nip my fingers. I've had piggies who've bitten their nails; the nails don't branch out, they become bloody stumps.\r\n\r\nStill, thanks for asking. It does mean a lot that you were thinking of me. :)","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"53016ece636872528e540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53016e0d63687255fd7c0100#post_53016e0d63687255fd7c0100\r\n\r\nJust throwing my two cents for as usefule/useless as they can be, no need to thank. How is the little furball by the way?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"530173466368725446af0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53016ece636872528e540100#post_53016ece636872528e540100\r\n\r\nShe's active, happy. She's walking normally, too. Little Alice seems to be completely normal, except for those terrible splits on her nails.\r\n\r\nI mean, guinea pigs do very little. They eat, poop, and nap. And that's probably why I like them so much.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"53017391636872555ea20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"After watching the Chinpokomon episode of South Park, I really want it to be a real show. Anyone else?","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5301751c63687207c41d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/530173466368725446af0300#post_530173466368725446af0300\r\n\r\n............\r\n\r\nThat's every baby in a nutshell... until the 2 years strike and you are forced to grow up... ;_;\r\n\r\nThe splits must have come from her own scratches now that I think about it.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"530176ce63687204fcc10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5301751c63687207c41d0000#post_5301751c63687207c41d0000\r\n\r\nWell, they can wake you up in the middle of the night. And if they want something, they'll whine until they get it. And they're kind of dense. So yeah, kind of like babies.\r\n\r\nMaybe. Perhaps they were too curved and split when she jumped off of the cage's ledges too many times.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5301777a6368720872c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/530176ce63687204fcc10000#post_530176ce63687204fcc10000\r\n\r\nWhen was the last time you cut their nails?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"530177f063687203390c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5301777a6368720872c80000#post_5301777a6368720872c80000\r\n\r\nI cut them monthly; that's how often you're supposed to. I used to them to weekly, but they're too short if I do them that often.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"530178a563687208cd680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/530177f063687203390c0100#post_530177f063687203390c0100\r\n\r\nCause this is another recommendation the guy gave me. Though how truth it may be, I don't know, I never had a hamster. You use a nail file weekly, just so that the nails don't curve so much and prevent them to get jammed in the cage or other places. Just the tip, that way, the claws grow straight and by the end of the month they  can be cut.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53017965636872085bb10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"1,500 topics, whoo.","author":"4fde4484945b700aa0002cca"},{"id":"530179a26368720610ac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Sono\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53017965636872085bb10100#post_53017965636872085bb10100\r\n[bq=\"Sono\"] \"1,500 topics, whoo.\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvX_5ym_ajI [/bq]\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53017a2f6368720763030200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/530178a563687208cd680100#post_530178a563687208cd680100\r\n\r\nYeah, but nail growth rates might differ in hamsters to guinea pigs. I'm pretty sure they should only be trimmed once a month.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"53017b476368720339450200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53017a2f6368720763030200#post_53017a2f6368720763030200\r\n\r\nHe didn't said trimmed weekly, he said to polish the tip of the claws so that they don't curve that much. That they tend to get caught in some stuff and the little guys only solution is to bite and bite, and sometimes they reach the cartilage, hurting their nails in the process.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}