time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1045.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53dc7bff63687227783c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc7b2d6368725173f90000#post_53dc7b2d6368725173f90000\r\nIf I was a ghost I'd only haunt people in ways that would make them look like assholes if they told someone, like making their walls weep piss or deleting the porn on their computer.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dc7cdd6368721aafe10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/BPebtKU.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/aTdAwXd.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/yxhEIUw.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/DHvVsuL.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/5mwk6Yy.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/Lg2kywq.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/bvTHG7U.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/aaV0Twb.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/mQRhg3m.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/v6c8eGl.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dc7f4d63687229c3fb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc770563687229c4690000#post_53dc770563687229c4690000\r\nI wore my sister's skirts for a few days after my circumcision. I made the best out of it and started talking with a bad Scottish accent. And that's how I made it into the radio broadcast team during highschool.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53dc7f9c63687229c3160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want to give Mike Adams (an anti-vaccine, anti-GMO and pretty much anti-medicine activist who recently encouraged his followers to kill GMO supporters) a Roundup enema.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dc816f6368726e64bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc7f9c63687229c3160100#post_53dc7f9c63687229c3160100\r\nSo he doesn't like orange colored carrots and only eats wheat with only two grains?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53dc82196368724a6e6d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc816f6368726e64bd0000#post_53dc816f6368726e64bd0000\r\nHe's not exactly consistent. I'll stop talking about the GMOs in order to avoid a shitstorm and focus on his death threats.\r\n\r\nBasically, he compared his critics to Nazis, and said it was the moral obligation of mankind to kill them for their \"crimes against humanity\". He then set up a site saying that \"Monsanto collaborators\" should be killed, and then tried to pass it off as a false flag operation by Monsanto.\r\n\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dc850b6368720ef0980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc82196368724a6e6d0000#post_53dc82196368724a6e6d0000\r\nHe sounds like a pleasant, reasonable gentleman.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53dc853a636872331c290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc850b6368720ef0980100#post_53dc850b6368720ef0980100\r\nI detect sarcasm.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dc854763687209cd6a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc850b6368720ef0980100#post_53dc850b6368720ef0980100\r\n\"Yes, he is.\":http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/NaturalNews ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dc858163687218763c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc82196368724a6e6d0000#post_53dc82196368724a6e6d0000\r\nHahaha. He's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed but at least he fights for what he believes in. Unlike those who fight for money or attention. \r\n\r\nAdmiration aside, he's still an extremist and a actual threat to innocents. Good intentions all around but the end never justifies the means.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53dc85ed6368721821850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc854763687209cd6a0000#post_53dc854763687209cd6a0000\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc850b6368720ef0980100#post_53dc850b6368720ef0980100\r\nWait, aren't you one in the same? Or are you two different entities?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53dc867b6368722ca75c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc85ed6368721821850000#post_53dc85ed6368721821850000\r\nThey're two heads on the same body.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dc86c963687243f1120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I suggest we all go naked and kill forest animals to eat raw for food and that we wipe our asses with shark skin.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dc86e36368721821e00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc867b6368722ca75c0100#post_53dc867b6368722ca75c0100\r\n!http://www.rubygloomtv.com/images/main/franklen.png!?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dc871a6368721cee390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc854763687209cd6a0000#post_53dc854763687209cd6a0000\r\nHey Random,\r\n\r\nWhat do you think of \"Soylent?\":http://www.soylent.me/\r\n\r\n\"Never eat food again\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8WpksPED_Q","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53dc872a636872174e8d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc86c963687243f1120100#post_53dc86c963687243f1120100\r\nYou have fun with that. Me? I'm ready to throw in the towel on the whole life thing if civilization ever degrades to the point where I can neither get a cheeseburger on command or masturbate in comfort.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dc875963687269bd1f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc86e36368721821e00000#post_53dc86e36368721821e00000\r\nI was actually thinking of this really bad 70s movie where a white racist gets his head attached to a black football player.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dc878863687264484e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc871a6368721cee390100#post_53dc871a6368721cee390100\r\nI am on the fence. It sounds pretty bullshit.\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc872a636872174e8d0000#post_53dc872a636872174e8d0000\r\nAnd we should cure genital warts with poison ivy. It's all natural so it must be good for you.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dc87db6368721cee750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc878863687264484e0100#post_53dc878863687264484e0100\r\nFigures... Even a person who is so into GMO foods and artificial engineering would call Soylent bullshit, as a food substitute.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53dc88066368724a6e4d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc87db6368721cee750100#post_53dc87db6368721cee750100\r\nI'm just very skeptical of something that claims to be a substitute for food.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dc882d636872331ce60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc88066368724a6e4d0100#post_53dc88066368724a6e4d0100\r\nOne does not simply, \"replace food\".","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53dc897e6368724f90dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc872a636872174e8d0000#post_53dc872a636872174e8d0000\r\nFirst worlders.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc87db6368721cee750100#post_53dc87db6368721cee750100\r\nHuman meat is surprisingly close to pork. And if worse comes to worst, you'd be surprised at what people are willing to do.\r\n\r\n*RULES OF NATURE!*","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53dc89b46368721ddb1f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc882d636872331ce60000#post_53dc882d636872331ce60000\r\n*awkward coughing* Synthesized food being developed. *cough*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53dc89d9636872174e1b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc897e6368724f90dd0000#post_53dc897e6368724f90dd0000\r\nGoddamn fucking right. I did my time roughing it and shitting in a damn bucket and frankly, I will never do it again if I have a damn choice.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dc8a1a6368720cc27f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc89b46368721ddb1f0000#post_53dc89b46368721ddb1f0000\r\nSynthesized food is still food.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}