time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1085.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e199f663687227820d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1991763687220d7bc0000#post_53e1991763687220d7bc0000\r\nBut it's a great source of iron!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e19a2663687205c7eb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e197d263687205c7860100#post_53e197d263687205c7860100\r\n\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/0c0ae10c9fc60b1bf2a204f16afcbd81/tumblr_inline_n7y62lZ0O61qkztg5.gif!\r\n\r\ni have already seen it but it still bothers me.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e19a416368720bbaf50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e199f663687227820d0000#post_53e199f663687227820d0000\r\nSo is calves liver.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e19a9b6368722d309f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19a416368720bbaf50000#post_53e19a416368720bbaf50000\r\nAnd that's even more edible.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e19a9e636872752ce00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e199f663687227820d0000#post_53e199f663687227820d0000\r\n\r\nI prefer to eat normal food than that.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e19ac86368722d19d70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19a9b6368722d309f0100#post_53e19a9b6368722d309f0100\r\nIt's really good grilled with green and red peppers.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e19b146368723cd8440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What would happen if I did the salt and ice challenge on my glans?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e19b4b63687228244f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19b146368723cd8440000#post_53e19b146368723cd8440000\r\nYeesh!\r\nAnd people think what I did to my cock is dangerous.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e19b5a6368722daf7c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19b146368723cd8440000#post_53e19b146368723cd8440000\r\n\r\n!http://static.gamespot.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_medium/364/3645742/2517188-4479417993-0cc.g.gif!\r\n\r\ndoit fagget","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e19c166368722a14910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19b5a6368722daf7c0000#post_53e19b5a6368722daf7c0000\r\nNo, I will not fix the gene pool.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e19e2f63687275b14c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just remembered I have to see Ninja Turtles this weekend...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e19e7763687229f8db0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19e2f63687275b14c0000#post_53e19e2f63687275b14c0000\r\nThe kids probably cheated on their grades anyway.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e19ea86368720f96500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19e2f63687275b14c0000#post_53e19e2f63687275b14c0000\r\n\r\nMorbid curiosity?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53e19ebc63687275f4bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19e2f63687275b14c0000#post_53e19e2f63687275b14c0000\r\n\r\nProbably will not be so bad... right?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e19ee663687274dc3b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19ea86368720f96500000#post_53e19ea86368720f96500000\r\nI promise two kids I babysit I would take them to the movies all summer of they got good grades.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e19f036368720c00280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19e2f63687275b14c0000#post_53e19e2f63687275b14c0000\r\nMaybe it won't be so bad! I mean its not like Michael Baye is directing it or anything... I mean sure none of the movies he's produced have been anything better than mediocre and sure Megan Fox has gone on the record of defending it and Transformers only on the grounds that they made money, but maybe it won't be physically painful!\r\n\r\n\r\nFuck it. Sneak out of the screening and watch Guardians again instead.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53e19f2463687223d9340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19ee663687274dc3b0200#post_53e19ee663687274dc3b0200\r\n\r\nTeeehehehehehehehehehehehe","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53e19f42636872612bdd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19f2463687223d9340100#post_53e19f2463687223d9340100\r\nShut up! I wasn't expecting them to get all A's","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e19f496368727679820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19f036368720c00280200#post_53e19f036368720c00280200\r\n\r\nThis!\r\n\r\nTHIS!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53e19fb763687258aff70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19f42636872612bdd0000#post_53e19f42636872612bdd0000\r\n\"Here's a funny story on Reddit to cheer you up.\":http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1yf68c/tifu_by_having_gay_sex_with_my_cousin_when_i_was/ ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1a0286368727de44d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19fb763687258aff70000#post_53e19fb763687258aff70000\r\nPffffff.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e1a04a63687258c7ab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19fb763687258aff70000#post_53e19fb763687258aff70000\r\n\r\nno one can dream of fucking up THIS hard","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1a1616368721de47e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e19fb763687258aff70000#post_53e19fb763687258aff70000\r\nMy first gay experience was when I was 8.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e1a183636872756bf40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1a1616368721de47e0000#post_53e1a1616368721de47e0000\r\nWhat did you do?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1a19c6368722dafd80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1a1616368721de47e0000#post_53e1a1616368721de47e0000\r\n\r\nit took you that long to be happy?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}