time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1113.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e4563b6368721b2f650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4558263687232273d0100#post_53e4558263687232273d0100\r\nSQUIGGY IS MY MOTHER YOU GODDAMN DOLT.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e4563c6368723279590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e456136368726704d90000#post_53e456136368726704d90000\r\n...Why?!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53e456596368723279620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i rarely eat fast food\r\nbesides pizza","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e4566663687230d4380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e456136368726704d90000#post_53e456136368726704d90000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]I want 140 Big Macs, 200 large fries, 50 McRibs, 200 Quarter Pounders, 900 McNuggets, 200 cheeseburgers and 100 apple pies.[/bq]\r\nNO; this is Patrick!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e4566e636872142e670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e456136368726704d90000#post_53e456136368726704d90000\r\nNOT BEFORE YOU EAT YOUR BUTTER BUCKETS","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e4569d63687230d4430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4566663687230d4380100#post_53e4566663687230d4380100\r\n\r\nNot 3 am yet","author":null},{"id":"53e456a763687231b4f50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4563b6368721b2f650000#post_53e4563b6368721b2f650000\r\n...YOUR DADDY'S IN A LOT OF TROUBLE","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e456a963687262c90c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This thread gets weird sometimes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e456c16368726301ef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e456a963687262c90c0100#post_53e456a963687262c90c0100\r\nNOOOOOO","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e456dd6368727b5f990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i just dont know whats going on","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e456fb6368723170070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4563c6368723279590100#post_53e4563c6368723279590100\r\nBECAUSE IT'S TASTY, NOW MOM BETTER BUY IT ALL FOR ME AND SHUT TOO_OFFENSIVE UP BEFORE I RAPE HER AGAIN.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e457186368724a0fa00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e456dd6368727b5f990100#post_53e456dd6368727b5f990100\r\nI feel like everyone who's ever posted in this thread has said that at some point. And I'm pretty sure it's always Rando's fault","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e4573963687222ad910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"as much as i like cal chuchesta i still think gumball is a QT","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e4573e63687267041e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e457186368724a0fa00100#post_53e457186368724a0fa00100\r\nSo Rando is basically Starscream?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e457816368721474980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4573e63687267041e0100#post_53e4573e63687267041e0100\r\nNot like that's really surprising in the slightest.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53e457916368727dca8a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"bleh","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e4579d63687230f2150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4573e63687267041e0100#post_53e4573e63687267041e0100\r\nYes. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e457d063687263f12a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e456fb6368723170070100#post_53e456fb6368723170070100\r\n*gives randomosaur 140 Big Macs, 200 large fries, 50 McRibs, 200 Quarter Pounders, 900 McNuggets, 200 cheeseburgers and 100 apple pies, all full of ebola*","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e4582c6368727b019e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4579d63687230f2150100#post_53e4579d63687230f2150100\r\n*In Prime Megatron voice*\r\n\r\nSTARSCREEEEEEAAAAAM!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e4582f6368722289130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e457d063687263f12a0100#post_53e457d063687263f12a0100\r\nJOKES ON YOU, MCDONALD'S FOOD IN EQUESTRIA CONTAINS ANTIBIOTICS.\r\n*EATS IT ALL*\r\n\r\nOOC: Yes, I know antibiotics don't work on viruses.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e4584c6368721ad0650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4573e63687267041e0100#post_53e4573e63687267041e0100\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e457816368721474980100#post_53e457816368721474980100\r\nso bitchy?\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/8nqpPgp.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53e45928636872639d210100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"All of your favorite trademark recipes.\":http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/Top-Secret-Recipes.html\r\nHas recipes for Whoppers, KFC coleslaw, Big Macs, and even McDonald's fries.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e4593b6368725243370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4582f6368722289130100#post_53e4582f6368722289130100\r\n*the antibiotics kill all microbes in randomosaur's intestines, leaving him unable to digest anything*","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e459d76368723170650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4593b6368725243370000#post_53e4593b6368725243370000\r\nJokes on you, all of my digestion is done with nanobots.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e459ef6368726704700100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fuck me","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}