time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1175.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53eac35a6368723410bf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Black Man angry at McDonalds\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGmbkMDLuXM","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53eac4e56368721f53a70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Protip guys.\r\nNever ride a go-kart a week after your Prince Albert piercing. I'm still kind of sore...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eac6ad6368723410400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eac4e56368721f53a70000#post_53eac4e56368721f53a70000\r\n\r\nNani sore?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53eac6f5636872247d200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eac6ad6368723410400100#post_53eac6ad6368723410400100\r\nNo. None of that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eac83d63687279e6c10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"SLICE 'EMM!!!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niUPmaesKL4","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53eac87c6368722c43620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It feels like my dick was used as a speed bag...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eac9076368723410a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eac87c6368722c43620000#post_53eac87c6368722c43620000\r\n\r\nOk... I don't know what to say.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53eacab163687225c6100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Shark Week has jumped its namesake yet again. And I don't even watch SW.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53eacb1e6368726bb95c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eacab163687225c6100000#post_53eacab163687225c6100000\r\nAre you on your period?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eacb5463687226a3390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eacb1e6368726bb95c0000#post_53eacb1e6368726bb95c0000\r\nNo.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53eacb8c6368722508330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eac83d63687279e6c10100#post_53eac83d63687279e6c10100\r\nneeds more rules and nature. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eacbb96368721f3a880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eacb1e6368726bb95c0000#post_53eacb1e6368726bb95c0000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eacab163687225c6100000#post_53eacab163687225c6100000\r\nAre you on your period?[/bq]\r\n\r\n>This is on a period though<\r\n .","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53eacc19636872654ea40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Periods only count as Shark Week if you go into the water.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53eacc21636872096d5f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eac83d63687279e6c10100#post_53eac83d63687279e6c10100\r\nDid he just hit his own head?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53eacd6f63687236f9a80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eacc21636872096d5f0100#post_53eacc21636872096d5f0100\r\n\r\nFucking oranges","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53eacdad63687226287a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/bgSnoux.jpg! ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53eacdd763687275dc3a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys anyone know new aircraft being made?\r\nI mean like the Chinese J-20 fighters supposedly equal to the F-22 in performance, claimed by China.\r\n\r\nOr the new Pak-50, I personally don't mind it since it looks a lot better than the F-35.\r\n\r\nAnd on the note, who here even likes the F-35? The big aviation project which is now on the verge of bankrupting the US since its gotten so much support and hasn't provided much of a return. In all seriousness I think they probably should have diverted funds into making more F-22s. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"53eace8b63687268304a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eacdad63687226287a0000#post_53eacdad63687226287a0000\r\n\r\nLOL, I love satire stuff, though I have to wonder why they'd even need money.\r\nYou know some really awesome quote? \r\n\r\n\"If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul.\" By Issac Asimov. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"53ead0546368722469b40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eacdd763687275dc3a0000#post_53eacdd763687275dc3a0000\r\n\r\nI don't know anything about planes :/\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53ead07763687234e2220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Someone needs to draw a picture of a horsecock wearing a fedora. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ead15d6368722508fe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ead07763687234e2220100#post_53ead07763687234e2220100\r\nthere really need to be more pictures of penises wearing hats in general. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ead20f63687268873c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When are the Best Friends gonna do a Friday Night Fisticuffs in Arcana Heart?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ead47463687240a7a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"MOM, TOO_OFFENSIVE'S HITTING ME!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ead4a163687226a3980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eacdd763687275dc3a0000#post_53eacdd763687275dc3a0000\r\nHow about cutting back on military spending altogether? Seriously, they don't _need_ anymore new toys, as said even by their high commands.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53ead6fa636872237e310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ead47463687240a7a60000#post_53ead47463687240a7a60000\r\nRandy. I love you but mommy is tired right now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}