time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1177.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53eaea276368724378790100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eae91a6368726a091c0100#post_53eae91a6368726a091c0100\r\nNo thanks, bullets don't curve. [spoiler]Closest thing I got is when I got punished by my platoon leader for being late. 20 push-ups while he was sitting on me.[/spoiler]","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53eaea846368722f84bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaea276368724378790100#post_53eaea276368724378790100\r\nthey do in stupid movies\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Wanted_film_poster.jpg!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eaeaba63687235cce50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaea256368725c32a80100#post_53eaea256368725c32a80100\r\nEehhh I got over it pretty quickly. My big sister helped.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eaeaf963687230621b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaeaba63687235cce50000#post_53eaeaba63687235cce50000\r\nthat's good\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\ncompletely unrelated\r\n[spoiler]i'm gonna get myself a dildo[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eaeb396368721bae4f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaeaf963687230621b0100#post_53eaeaf963687230621b0100\r\nRubber or glass?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eaeb866368720bc67e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING!\r\n\r\n*Leaps off the balcony*\r\n\r\nTAROOOO!!!\r\n\r\n*Goes back to Fighting Gigan*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53eaebc46368722fb0c90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaeb396368721bae4f0000#post_53eaeb396368721bae4f0000\r\n\r\num\r\nwell\r\ni haven't done much anally besides fingering\r\nso i guess rubber since it would be a bit less of an issue on me\r\nmaybe\r\ni'm only assuming\r\n\r\nobviously i need to build up sizes over time","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eaec32636872420e240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and after doing quick research\r\ni have found a sex shop next couple towns down\r\nprobably a 45 min-1 hour drive\r\nand my parents should be gone for the weekend\r\n\r\nso i know what my plans are","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eaecc763687229f2380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eae91a6368726a091c0100#post_53eae91a6368726a091c0100\r\nwait...squiggy! *SQUIGGY!*\r\nare...are you batbear??\r\n!http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab259/potatosoup/KKDmC_zps5e5ed9bf.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eaed086368723f48680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaecc763687229f2380100#post_53eaecc763687229f2380100\r\npfft hahahaha","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eaed326368722730cc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaecc763687229f2380100#post_53eaecc763687229f2380100\r\n[spoiler]How did you find out?![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eaedc56368723c97970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaecc763687229f2380100#post_53eaecc763687229f2380100\r\n\"(Insert big laugh here)\":http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/03/Heavy_laughterbig04.wav?t=20110219194153","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53eaeded6368721b6d900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaed326368722730cc0100#post_53eaed326368722730cc0100\r\nAt least you're not a mutated bear.\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090625104120/fallout/images/thumb/2/2e/Yao_guai.png/500px-Yao_guai.png!\r\n\r\nYao Guai!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53eaee8d636872420e660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"um\r\nany recommendations for a first time?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eaeece6368721ac4920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaee8d636872420e660000#post_53eaee8d636872420e660000\r\nStart small. And lube. A LOT of lube.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eaeedf6368727e84c30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Earlier today I was watching dumb Team Fortress 2 videos. \"This one\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPhYNsHu6ts was the best, in my opinion.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53eaf0f76368721830a50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaeedf6368727e84c30000#post_53eaeedf6368727e84c30000\r\nTry this.\r\n\"Let Eet Go\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSsYTj9kCHE","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53eaf1246368726cf8e00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Short message\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJWI9wq97Bs","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eaf2bb6368723f48760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaecc763687229f2380100#post_53eaecc763687229f2380100\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eae91a6368726a091c0100#post_53eae91a6368726a091c0100\r\nwait...squiggy! *SQUIGGY!*\r\nare...are you batbear??\r\n!http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab259/potatosoup/KKDmC_zps5e5ed9bf.jpg![/bq]\r\nFormosan Black Bear. They're endemic to Taiwan, and endangered.\r\nBut the Formosan Spotted Leopard had it worse, extinction.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53eaf2e26368723a020c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaeedf6368727e84c30000#post_53eaeedf6368727e84c30000\r\nThis one has pony references\r\n\"Mann Brothers Theatre Shorts\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72f-vNEfLpY","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53eaf32c6368721bae760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaf2bb6368723f48760100#post_53eaf2bb6368723f48760100\r\nAm I the only one who notices Batman?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53eaf47463687260a5060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaf32c6368721bae760100#post_53eaf32c6368721bae760100\r\n\r\nI noticed Superman","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53eaf4b96368720bc2610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Finally figured out what Eleking's antennae things do. (One function anyway.)\r\n\r\nThey disrupt radio signals. (So No one can radio for help where eleking's around.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53eaf4cb6368727261070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaf2e26368723a020c0000#post_53eaf2e26368723a020c0000\r\n\"Do-ho-ho, dat slaps me on the knee.\":http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8a/Heavy_laughlong02.wav?t=20100625224336","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53eaf5026368722eb1780100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaf47463687260a5060000#post_53eaf47463687260a5060000\r\nCareful around that guy.\r\n[spoiler]He might destroy your hometown and then violently snap your neck. Because he's a HERO![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}