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{"topics":[{"id":"53ec622f636872527fe40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hell. THESE are the games that I'm hyped the most for.\r\n!thatdamnpixel.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/bayonetta-2-wii-u-exclusivo.jpg!\r\n!img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131124122014/megamitensei/images/8/85/Persona5.jpg!\r\n!purenintendo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/WiiU-3DS_SmashBros_logo01_E3.jpg!\r\n!https://www.nippon-yasan.com/6389-30055-thickbox/ps3-hatsune-miku-project-diva-f-2nd-sega-store-limited-edition.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec63fe63687213b2760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec60996368724ff5830000#post_53ec60996368724ff5830000\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec60706368723a76800000#post_53ec60706368723a76800000\r\nI can't moba. It hurts my brain. [/bq]\r\nTl:dr of how to play and minus all the math; if you try to be Leeroy Jenkins you're going to die.\r\nTake out the minions first, bob and weave out of enemy champions attack radius, when you're on a turret push fucking hard until you're down to your last minion but book it when the last one is about to get shot/a enemy champion shows up/you're almost out of minions and more show up.\r\n\r\nIf you can't take out a enemy champion and more show up run.\r\nFocus on one champion at a time and whoever is lowest.\r\nSave your ult or ingite for when they're down to their last bit of health.\r\n\r\nWhat I tend to do as Ahri is wait for them to be down to 40-50% health, orb of deception them, fox-fire so that it knocks them down a bit before I pop spirit rush, spirit rush, charm to stop them from running, spirit rush, spirit rush and if they're low enough then finish them off with ignite and if they're getting away flash.\r\n\r\nGenerally you want to wait for the enemy champion to be under 50% to use your ult because of how long it takes to recharge.  The number one mistake new players make is popping their R button when their health is too high.\r\n\r\nI would suggest Ryze for new players.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; play it safe, only when a turret is down to 10% or a enemy champion is under 40-50% health do you go Leeroy Jenkins on them.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ec64db63687229a85c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://sickr.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/bayonetta.jpg?w=1038&h=576&crop=1!\r\nIs it weird that my first thoughts when seeing this were \"Her gun is too small\"?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec65886368721b98970000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/m/image/1394/07/1394070029094.png!\r\nSun Vulcan Transcends the Boundaries of Logic and reality.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ec65a3636872298b4b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec63fe63687213b2760100#post_53ec63fe63687213b2760100\r\nBRAIN HURTY","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec65b56368722c4c780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec64db63687229a85c0100#post_53ec64db63687229a85c0100\r\nConsidering you orientation, then no. And that's a pretty big calibre for Derringer. Looks like you can load a 12 gauge in there. Problem is the barrel length, not very accurate.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53ec66306368721b61cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec65a3636872298b4b0100#post_53ec65a3636872298b4b0100\r\nTl:dr; Only be Leeroy Jenkins when the enemy player or turret is really low on health.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ec66506368721b50d30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec65886368721b98970000#post_53ec65886368721b98970000\r\nSo do they just spend the whole series hitting things with sticks?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec666b6368722c8dd40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec65b56368722c4c780000#post_53ec65b56368722c4c780000\r\nThey're actually BIGGER than that.\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110828234824/bayonetta/images/f/fe/ScarboroughFair.png!\r\nTheir names are Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme. Together they are know as Scarborough Fair.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec66f26368722f8d980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec66506368721b50d30000#post_53ec66506368721b50d30000\r\nThey do a lot of that, \"But that's not all.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWvKPjw3L7g&list=PLunm2SGlp4Za98yKgdIVvKq8Bkzw1GdkA#t=833","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ec67a16368722c4c960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec66306368721b61cb0000#post_53ec66306368721b61cb0000\r\nHEAD SPLODY \r\n\r\nIn seriousness though, I have a grasp of the basic idea of it but in practice I just freeze up. Same goes for RTS games. My brain just stops. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec680f6368723814010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec666b6368722c8dd40000#post_53ec666b6368722c8dd40000\r\nSounds like spices. Are they break-open or... oh right, magic. Nevermind.\r\n!http://chapelofresonance.com/wiki/images/9/93/Albus-profile.jpg!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53ec6871636872218dd10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec67a16368722c4c960000#post_53ec67a16368722c4c960000\r\nDon't worry; we all do the same thing whenever it's something like a 5v1 situation.\r\n\r\nSometimes when playing you just go, \"Well. . I'm fucked\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ec69d16368721b982f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"New indie game: 5 Nights at Freddy's.\r\nLegitimately terrifying. \r\n\r\nCausing an uproar on /v/ and steam","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53ec6a0a6368722c4cba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Some more of Bayo's arsenal.\r\nOnyx Roses.\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110815071041/bayonetta/images/8/88/OnyxRoses.png!\r\nTwin Shotguns that contain the compressed souls of fairies.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec6a956368723a95de0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec69d16368721b982f0100#post_53ec69d16368721b982f0100\r\nlivestream\r\nhttp://www.hitbox.tv/fankriss","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53ec6b1063687229396f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec6a0a6368722c4cba0000#post_53ec6a0a6368722c4cba0000\r\nLever-action with a mare's leg stock. Ammunition's a bit creepy though.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53ec6b116368722939700100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec6a0a6368722c4cba0000#post_53ec6a0a6368722c4cba0000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\r\nTwin Shotguns that contain the compressed souls of fairies.[/bq]\r\nWell that's just ridiculous. How do you even compress a soul. Really now. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec6b706368724474190100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec6b116368722939700100#post_53ec6b116368722939700100\r\nMagic.\r\nDuh.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec6bb16368723008fd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec6b706368724474190100#post_53ec6b706368724474190100\r\nI wish magic bullets were real.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53ec6c8163687213cfea0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Although my favorite weapon in the game is a tie between Sai Fung\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140303054300/bayonetta/images/e/e5/Sai_Fung_Concept_Art.jpg!\r\nA set of nunchaku that contain the soul of the fastest demon in Hell.\r\n\r\nAnd Lt. Col. Kilgore.\r\n!img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110824055118/bayonetta/images/8/89/LtColKilgore.png!\r\nTonfa rocket launchers.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec6cde6368722c4c260100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I AM EATING APPLE SLICES WITH A FORK AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME\r\nREBELLION!!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec6d43636872064bda0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec6cde6368722c4c260100#post_53ec6cde6368722c4c260100\r\nI eat them with a fork all the time.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec6d836368721e1a880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec64db63687229a85c0100#post_53ec64db63687229a85c0100\r\nI'm interested in this image.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53ec6e13636872592d610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec6c8163687213cfea0100#post_53ec6c8163687213cfea0100\r\nJust a question, Are there actually any bayonets in the game?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"}]}