time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1206.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53eea25d6368726d45010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea2266368723587f00100#post_53eea2266368723587f00100\r\nnot really, this is from the onion\r\n\r\n[spoiler] but it isnt too far from the truth[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53eea27063687240cee90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/c3e94b2edb27171faa5d1f038048875f/tumblr_mw9b49rDKQ1s5toq6o1_400.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/6bf2a5b343df0dc7e00411cdeae59028/tumblr_mw9cekthG41s5toq6o1_400.gif!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/f1b9e934973794601fec1987c3b5ee97/tumblr_mw8anqrbOa1s5toq6o1_400.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53eea27b6368720b66a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea2266368723587f00100#post_53eea2266368723587f00100\r\nPretty sure it's from the onion or clickhole (an onion spinoff)","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eea29e63687212d1170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea25d6368726d45010100#post_53eea25d6368726d45010100\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea27b6368720b66a50000#post_53eea27b6368720b66a50000\r\n\r\nNot sure if depressingly hilarious or just straight up sad","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53eea2ea6368722117770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea25d6368726d45010100#post_53eea25d6368726d45010100\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea2266368723587f00100#post_53eea2266368723587f00100\r\nnot really, this is from the onion\r\n\r\n[spoiler] but it isnt too far from the truth[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nThat's exactly why the onion is the most depressing news source out there ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eea4fa6368722ac6350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*watching five nights at freddie´s*\r\n\r\n>MFW\r\n\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/c93fe6935e63d536a39536229039357c/tumblr_inline_nabrrsNQa71sqfnqr.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53eea51c6368726059100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea2ea6368722117770100#post_53eea2ea6368722117770100\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea25d6368726d45010100#post_53eea25d6368726d45010100\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea2266368723587f00100#post_53eea2266368723587f00100\r\nnot really, this is from the onion\r\n\r\n[spoiler] but it isnt too far from the truth[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nThat's exactly why the onion is the most depressing news source out there [/bq]\r\nI believe that's why it's called \"The Onion\".","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53eea5d863687278859e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea4fa6368722ac6350000#post_53eea4fa6368722ac6350000\r\nI can't do management games like that but that shit is surprisingly scary. I was watching markiplier's videos on it and I actually jumped a couple of times. That's not something that happens often watching let's plays. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eea68c63687263fdd00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea5d863687278859e0000#post_53eea5d863687278859e0000\r\n\r\ni dared to watch a non commentary video and i SHIT MY PANTS AFTER THE GUY DIED.\r\n\r\nand after that pirate thing killed markiplier i was fucking startled.\r\n\r\ni want to play that game but i would need like 5 people watching over me.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53eea71263687260a9460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea68c63687263fdd00000#post_53eea68c63687263fdd00000\r\n[spoiler]!http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab259/potatosoup/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsb7b72e36.jpg!\r\nProtect us guard-kun![/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eea75b6368724cbcef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea71263687260a9460000#post_53eea71263687260a9460000\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/dgCOAH8.png!\r\n\r\nim playing it, IM PLAYING IT, NOBODY IS STOPPING ME, IM GONNA DOIT.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53eea75e6368720b12730100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea5d863687278859e0000#post_53eea5d863687278859e0000\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea68c63687263fdd00000#post_53eea68c63687263fdd00000\r\n\r\nSo, is a game where you control the cameras while you recording everything while the mechanic things are alive and walking around?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53eea7b863687263fdf00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea75b6368724cbcef0000#post_53eea75b6368724cbcef0000\r\nHOW DID I GET A WAIFU FROM THIS GAME","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eea7d263687260c44d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea75e6368720b12730100#post_53eea75e6368720b12730100\r\n\r\nits basically a game where you have to keep in check of every animatronic whole conserving energy, and you cant let any of them slip to your office or you are death.\r\n\r\nalso every animatronic has its own abilities as far as i know.\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea7b863687263fdf00000#post_53eea7b863687263fdf00000\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/a2yAOCr.png!\r\n\r\nrule 34 weaboo addendum N.2: if it exist, its somebody´s waifu, and will be made a proper waifu.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53eea8cd6368720b667a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea7d263687260c44d0000#post_53eea7d263687260c44d0000\r\nYeah, no, still Waifu material. \r\n\r\nAlso fuck that fox. The fox is the biggest asshole. I haven't even played the game and I know I hate him. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eea95d6368720b668a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea8cd6368720b667a0100#post_53eea8cd6368720b667a0100\r\n\r\nthe fox is the worst man, i know he is gonna be an asshole for the rest of the game once i play it.\r\n\r\nalso on /v/ they were talking about the some questions about the game like.\r\n\r\nwhat is happening in the kitchen that you arent allowed to see?\r\n\r\nif 5 kids dissapeared and there is 4 animatronics, where is the last kid? (apparently both things are correlated)\r\n\r\nand why is foxxy the only evil animatronic considering he bit off the frontal lobe of someone?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!https://38.media.tumblr.com/cf6dded55bf215fd3113bd016193e29c/tumblr_nad5ccwpNB1ts8vabo10_400.gif![/spoiler]\r\n\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/b649b247b6b71ed2cf3d01410c3be418/tumblr_inline_na9tsf5kAX1sm4820.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53eea9d063687212d1dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea95d6368720b668a0100#post_53eea95d6368720b668a0100\r\n\r\nWell, with only playing the game, you will know it.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53eeaa006368724e1b440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea9d063687212d1dc0000#post_53eea9d063687212d1dc0000\r\n\r\nno, they never answer those questions, never in the game.\r\n\r\ngo back to the box shadow\r\n\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/462ae49bdd0834867481edf83c918b6d/tumblr_n9hlb8OuYu1tgctnio3_500.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53eeaa9e6368720f5b230100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eeaa006368724e1b440000#post_53eeaa006368724e1b440000\r\nLooks more like a snowglobe. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53eeab026368724e1b690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eeaa006368724e1b440000#post_53eeaa006368724e1b440000\r\nI bet this picture goes with \"Ain't no sunshine when she's gone\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53eeab346368722c9a860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eea95d6368720b668a0100#post_53eea95d6368720b668a0100\r\nI have the biggest love/hate relationship with ambiguous lore. On one hand I love to speculate but on the other I WANNA KNOW ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eeab3e6368726eb33e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I know it's partially about SJW, but cheshirecat made a good point about female gamers:\r\n!http://cheshirecatstudios.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gender-equality-in-gaming.jpg!\r\n\r\nHalf of gamers are women and a lot of companies still treat women like they only play angry birds and then there's SJW who feel like they need to \"tear down the boy's club\" and shit.  Women just want to play vidja games; they don't want to be treated like a mythical creature nor do they want to be treated like they're some poor defenseless thing that \"needs\" to be \"defended\".\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI know it's something completely different, but I get the same sort of shit for being trans.  Some dumbass person used to think she was my \"friend\" and would constantly -stalk- \"be friends\" with me and whenever I got into a argument would strive in like a white knight on a horse to \"defend\" me.\r\nMe, \"dude that's a stupid fucking statement you said cause there's no way that portals like the game could work cause that would require hologram theory to be true\"\r\nother person, \"Well hologram theory hasn't been dis-proven yet cause the pixelation effect would only be apparent on the scale of strings which we haven't been able to take pictures of yet\"\r\n-stalker- 'helpful' friend, \"You're just being mean to her cause you're transphobic!\"\r\nother person, \"What the fuck are you talking about?\"\r\nme, \"Just ignore her; you'd need a camera capable of seeing atomic movement to see her neural structure.  So anyways; yeah you have a point we don't have a camera that can see that small yet but the probability of hologram theory being right is very small.  Chances are if there was such things as portals they would oscillate with the M-brane and be more along the lines of amorphous blobs.\"\r\n-dumbass- \"Is this mean person making fun of you?\"\r\nother person, \"What the fuck is she talking about?\"\r\n\"I gave up ages ago trying to figure out what the flying fuck she's talking about\"\r\n\r\nYou should hear some of the shit I've gotten in the past for being trans.  You would think homophobes would be the worst of it, but no; most homophobes are just dumb people who listen to foxnews thinking it's the bible.  I just straight up burnt all the bridges with everyone I used to know before I went to my current school cause they wouldn't leave me the fuck alone.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53eeab746368724ce6b90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eeaa006368724e1b440000#post_53eeaa006368724e1b440000\r\n\r\n>box\r\n\r\nHumans are so blind","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53eeaba36368720fbe270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eeab3e6368726eb33e0000#post_53eeab3e6368726eb33e0000\r\nA. Fucking. Men.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53eeabd163687214d5270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eeab746368724ce6b90100#post_53eeab746368724ce6b90100\r\n\r\nthatsthejoke.png","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}