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{"topics":[{"id":"53f5397a6368721f7e640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"a glass of wine to go with that orgasm\r\n\r\n!http://www.dildo-generator.com/gallery/getPreviewImage.php?public_hash=ae235dda424faf3e01beec3f4d488410!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f539eb6368722052900100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5397a6368721f7e640100#post_53f5397a6368721f7e640100\r\nWell that's normally how I follow up sex...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f53a89636872286e250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f539eb6368722052900100#post_53f539eb6368722052900100\r\nFancy Fucking is best Fucking. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f53ae76368722029f90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f53a89636872286e250000#post_53f53a89636872286e250000\r\nLittle finger out!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f53baa6368722f535b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f53ae76368722029f90100#post_53f53ae76368722029f90100\r\nRemember to Open the door for your guests, Like a gentleman. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f53bee636872264ee30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"someone beat me to make a sword dildo\r\n\r\n!http://www.dildo-generator.com/gallery/getPreviewImage.php?public_hash=235d262e157bf461dcc444968e0be6e1!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f53c896368721f7e1e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f53bee636872264ee30000#post_53f53bee636872264ee30000\r\nI'll rapier ass! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f53ea163687202e7580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i got bored so i made the last one with whatever\r\n\r\n!http://www.dildo-generator.com/gallery/getPreviewImage.php?public_hash=fd9eb0d35924900682e63d1f6c907271!\r\n\r\ni call it alien ship\r\n\r\n!http://www.dildo-generator.com/gallery/getBezierImage.php?public_hash=fd9eb0d35924900682e63d1f6c907271!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f53ee56368723b02cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f53ea163687202e7580000#post_53f53ea163687202e7580000\r\nHow would that even?","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53f53fbd63687239cc1e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f53c896368721f7e1e0200#post_53f53c896368721f7e1e0200\r\nThat's more of an epee ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f53fc56368725914b60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I think I might have just found the dumbest person on the face of the planet-No, The universe, in the youtube comments.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f53fed6368723d2b1d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f53fbd63687239cc1e0000#post_53f53fbd63687239cc1e0000\r\nAre you sure? I guess it is missing the handle guard. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f540206368725bc9160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f53fbd63687239cc1e0000#post_53f53fbd63687239cc1e0000\r\n\r\nits a rapier, the creator said it was.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f540756368723b4f580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f540206368725bc9160100#post_53f540206368725bc9160100\r\nWell the creator doesn't know European style swords then. A rapier would have a longer flat blade and an ornate hand guard on the hilt.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f540ae6368726873e30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f537426368721e92360100#post_53f537426368721e92360100\r\nThat one looks like you could get it in and then balance on it like a weeble","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f540c66368721c24e60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f540756368723b4f580100#post_53f540756368723b4f580100\r\n\r\nthis is done with a goddamn dildo simulator program, we cant make miracles.\r\n\r\ni wanted a pistol shaped dildo but unfortunely i cant have it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f540e06368723b02450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f540c66368721c24e60100#post_53f540c66368721c24e60100\r\nI know I know.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f5415463687270fa500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Scratch that, I think i have found the most horrible _people_ in the universe in the Youtube comment section.\r\n\r\nLike, Dear Christ. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f542fd63687278d7740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"what do you expect from an album with this cover?\r\n\r\n!http://istandardproducers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/wu-wu-yo.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f545f26368725ac90c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/22f39699db5bbd2a4221ee4a26d6dd79/tumblr_n3moi3Vunk1qlu8tno1_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f546dc6368726d304b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Best thing ever!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhufk8OS080","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f546fe6368725365530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/084a73866178993bc5616a3fe5b065af/tumblr_mzb7cmLJ7e1qll34mo8_500.jpg!\r\n\r\n!http://www.stereogum.com/img/rza_gza_murray.jpg!\r\n\r\ni want to meet gza and rza :cccccc","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f549076368721b5e0d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5415463687270fa500100#post_53f5415463687270fa500100\r\nHow bad could they be? Famous last words.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53f54bb76368723164950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/7d6af84448575b7baab4672f6ee0e939/tumblr_naicndAdbv1rji0k0o1_500.gif!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53f54c376368725430ca0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f549076368721b5e0d0100#post_53f549076368721b5e0d0100\r\nThe video was talking about Depression and it was trying to up lift people.\r\n\r\n\"Just-Just look for yourself\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUHcc7ipGt0\r\n\r\nLook for a guy name Superyetidude in the comments and just cringe. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}