time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1313.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fbd74b6368722e21470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd6386368722e21060100#post_53fbd6386368722e21060100\r\nWine, Brandy, Whiskey, Vodka > Beer.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fbd7686368720cb2bc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd6f26368720882820000#post_53fbd6f26368720882820000\r\ni occasionally randomly put up my pinkie when drinking anything","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbd76b6368724465190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd7416368722e21400100#post_53fbd7416368722e21400100\r\nWHO!?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd7796368720d38a70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd6b163687212a1290100#post_53fbd6b163687212a1290100\r\nI also don't drink very often...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbd7a76368720d38b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd52c6368722401ac0000#post_53fbd52c6368722401ac0000\r\nI personally think that people put booze on too much of a pedestal. They make it out to be this big scary or impressive or manly or mature thing when all it is is a drug that lowers your inhibitions and exaggerates whatever mood you're already in. This is why I don't drink when I'm feeling down or pissed off.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53fbd7ae6368722422350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd7686368720cb2bc0000#post_53fbd7686368720cb2bc0000\r\nI do too at times.\r\n\r\nI even do it when drawing at times for some odd reason. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd7b26368724c791d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd76b6368724465190000#post_53fbd76b6368724465190000\r\n\r\nSquiggy's Mr. Raven!\r\n\r\n!http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/lxDInu6wOYg/hqdefault.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbd7bf636872447a3b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd74b6368722e21470100#post_53fbd74b6368722e21470100\r\nRum > Everything else.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53fbd7c36368720d38bf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd6386368722e21060100#post_53fbd6386368722e21060100\r\nsame. I'M FANCY!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53fbd7ed63687201af060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've only ever had one beer. I've wanted to try wine though. \r\nAnd mead. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fbd7f463687212bf8e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd7b26368724c791d0000#post_53fbd7b26368724c791d0000\r\nAlas. I am not an avain. Ironically birds of any kind scare the piss out if me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbd8366368722343be0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd7a76368720d38b20000#post_53fbd7a76368720d38b20000\r\n\r\njk/Wait, you mean you can be sobber?!\r\n\r\nIt's fun when you realize some cultures considered booze a sacred drink and only the gods could dink it and getting drunk was seen as punishment for daring to touch it.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbd83c63687201ca170200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd7b26368724c791d0000#post_53fbd7b26368724c791d0000\r\nOH SHIT!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd7f463687212bf8e0100#post_53fbd7f463687212bf8e0100\r\nReally? why do they scare you? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd85b6368720cf7b10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"how can we talk about alcohol without the \"number 1 drinking anthem?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLCqSMDEQsA\r\n\r\n!http://www.thestrut.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/kendrick1.gif!\r\n\r\ni really only drink beer by 1 when im bored, which is rather far in between, or when im having a good time.\r\n\r\nbut it normally doesnt go further from 3.\r\n\r\ni prefer heavier stuff if im gonna party.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fbd86a6368722422680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd83c63687201ca170200#post_53fbd83c63687201ca170200\r\nbecause some are shockingly intelligent","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbd8cf63687201ca3d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd83c63687201ca170200#post_53fbd83c63687201ca170200\r\nI don't know. Just just freak me out. It's kind of funny. Snakes, spiders, scorpions, and everything that's \"scary\" I can just pick up it like they're nothing. \r\nBirds? Fuck that noise!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbd9016368722490a90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd86a6368722422680100#post_53fbd86a6368722422680100\r\nThat reminds me, I remember hearing about Crows In Japan being so smart they go around looking for quarters to put in the vending machines? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd9266368724c79830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i hate spiders","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbd9566368723220c60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd9266368724c79830000#post_53fbd9266368724c79830000\r\nI love them. Tarantulas the most. They're so fuzzy and cute.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbd95a6368724c675e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd8cf63687201ca3d0200#post_53fbd8cf63687201ca3d0200\r\n\r\ni love birds, most of not all birds except the giant ones and pidgeons cause they are shitting assholes.\r\n\r\nsnakes...depends on their size and tameness.\r\n\r\nspiders, fuck that, unless they are daddy long legs.\r\n\r\nscorpions...FUCK SCORPIONS, they killed my pet bunny, fuck those assholes.\r\n\r\nscorpions are the biggest pieces of shit.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fbd9676368724c67680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd8cf63687201ca3d0200#post_53fbd8cf63687201ca3d0200\r\nEh I understand.\r\n\r\nDon't come near me with bugs, I literally freak the fuck out so bad I could tackle down a whole football team that was on steroids!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd96e63687244ab840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd8366368722343be0100#post_53fbd8366368722343be0100\r\nI only just got home, give me time!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53fbd97b6368720de3e20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd8cf63687201ca3d0200#post_53fbd8cf63687201ca3d0200\r\n\r\nWhat about rodents?\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd96e63687244ab840000#post_53fbd96e63687244ab840000\r\n\r\nYou're taking too long!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbd9b86368722387b10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd97b6368720de3e20100#post_53fbd97b6368720de3e20100\r\nI actually had a pet rat in my younger days. She used to ride on my shoulder.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbd9c46368724c678b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd9566368723220c60100#post_53fbd9566368723220c60100\r\nyeah some are cute\r\n\r\nbut then there is shit like camel spiders\r\nfuck those shit heads","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}