time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1405.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5404df3063687204cd4f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404deca636872321a2e0000#post_5404deca636872321a2e0000\r\nBut it's true, your beautiful. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nN-Nova-sempai. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5404df376368722fc1440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404df15636872782fa90000#post_5404df15636872782fa90000\r\nThat would be awkward.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Is your dad hot too?[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5404df8f6368722a6f770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Am I the only one here who's a fan of Ultraman? (Besides Number1pegasus?)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5404df956368722e374e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404df3063687204cd4f0100#post_5404df3063687204cd4f0100\r\n\r\nNo Kaneda. Is Tesuo then one you want","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5404df9a6368724159fa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*sigh* I just can't seem to be able to grow a proper neckbeard. How shall i live up to the stereotypes now?!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5404dfb96368720b22960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404df376368722fc1440000#post_5404df376368722fc1440000\r\nNo\r\nTo me\r\nCause hes my dad\r\n\r\nIm not letting you know what he looks like\r\nI dont need you swooning over my dad\r\nThat would be awkward as fuck","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5404dfe06368722f4b3d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404dfb96368720b22960000#post_5404dfb96368720b22960000\r\nAwwwwwwwww. Oh well.\r\nI guess I'll stick to swooning over you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5404dfed636872314b430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404dfe06368722f4b3d0000#post_5404dfe06368722f4b3d0000\r\nGood","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5404e01b6368723202790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404ddbd63687231280f0000#post_5404ddbd63687231280f0000\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\r\n!http://rs464.pbsrc.com/albums/rr1/mariomarc/20140901_135446_zpsayagnqpy.jpg~320x480!\r\n[/bq]\r\n\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NSmtfElqcd0/T9tBg1OA4GI/AAAAAAAABuA/fZwWjcNtC2w/s1600/Kurt-Cobain-VI.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5404e07463687205ce060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404df956368722e374e0000#post_5404df956368722e374e0000\r\nno! You are wrong!\r\n\r\nIt is you, Nova-Sempai, You are my treasure!\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5404e0cf63687212bf010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140308074942/ultra/images/1/1a/Ultraman_Fighting_style.png!\r\nThere are apparently three different versions of the ultraman costume.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5404e0e96368723188940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.4cdn.org/mu/1409598758852.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5404e0f06368724277f50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404e07463687205ce060000#post_5404e07463687205ce060000\r\n\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/jeXiz1RAvzX44/giphy.gif!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5404e0fc6368722fe5790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also my dad may or may not be a homophobe\r\nHe says hes not\r\nBut me joking maybe ill maybe marry a guy and not a girl gets me a super stern look\r\nAlso he doesnt understand that faggot is not an appropriate word","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5404e1316368720550c20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404df9a6368724159fa0000#post_5404df9a6368724159fa0000\r\nStep 1. Get fat\r\nStep 2. Glue yourself to the nearest computer chair\r\nStep 3. -trilby- fedora\r\nStep 4. Put a bunch of cheetos and Doritos into a food processor and give them a spin\r\nStep 5. Cover your face, hands and arms in the resulting dust. Rub it in hard so that it becomes lodged in your pores. \r\n\r\nAfter following these instructions your neckbearded should arrive in the mail within the week. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5404e165636872752cca0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404e0cf63687212bf010000#post_5404e0cf63687212bf010000\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140308074942/ultra/images/1/1a/Ultraman_Fighting_style.png!\r\nThere are apparently three different versions of the ultraman costume.[/bq]\r\nIs that all in the same series? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5404e18963687231b38d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404e1316368720550c20100#post_5404e1316368720550c20100\r\n\r\nIt doesn't cover hairry legs. Fail.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5404e1e163687212e5260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404e165636872752cca0100#post_5404e165636872752cca0100\r\nYes, They changed the Costume throughout the original series.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5404e1ff6368722e379a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404e18963687231b38d0000#post_5404e18963687231b38d0000\r\nHairy legs are for radical feminists. The neckbeard's sworn enemy. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5404e2346368723188a00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404e18963687231b38d0000#post_5404e18963687231b38d0000\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404e1316368720550c20100#post_5404e1316368720550c20100\r\nI want to know how to get the evil mustache.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5404e25f63687242b05d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404e1e163687212e5260000#post_5404e1e163687212e5260000\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404e1e163687212e5260000#post_5404e1e163687212e5260000\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404e165636872752cca0100#post_5404e165636872752cca0100\r\nYes, They changed the Costume throughout the original series.[/bq]\r\nI wonder if that's supposed to signify something? Like him getting stronger. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5404e2886368722f99ce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404de866368724117280100#post_5404de866368724117280100\r\nI dunno about that but I _do_ have pecs.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5404e2926368721807310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.4cdn.org/mu/1409604386939.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5404e29863687241b59a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404e1316368720550c20100#post_5404e1316368720550c20100\r\n_Soon_\r\n!http://gooby.naurunappula.com/org/32/36/32369242f373e191/0/1133903.png!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5404e31063687231b3d40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404e2346368723188a00000#post_5404e2346368723188a00000\r\nAll you have to do is tie a damsel to a train track. It just shows up when you do that. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}