time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1413.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54051d62636872655eb40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54051cfc6368724095c00000#post_54051cfc6368724095c00000\r\nbut we have endless supply of porn\r\ni bet you, you can't view all of it in a life time","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54051d7d6368724ad71e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54050fee6368724ac4b90100#post_54050fee6368724ac4b90100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54050fb16368724b2eb20100#post_54050fb16368724b2eb20100\r\nWait does that mean no sex too?\r\n'Cause I already went trough a month of that![/bq]\r\nWell I'm too young to have sex anyway but yes!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54051d806368723db7030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54051d62636872655eb40100#post_54051d62636872655eb40100\r\n\r\nnot with that attitude","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54051daa63687255cad90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54051d7d6368724ad71e0100#post_54051d7d6368724ad71e0100\r\nNo. I'm not doing it. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54051e2b636872640be70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54051d4d63687223b45c0000#post_54051d4d63687223b45c0000\r\nSome episodes are creepier, some more surreal and some just goddamn funny.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54051e916368723d86e90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54051daa63687255cad90100#post_54051daa63687255cad90100\r\nWell you don't have too.\r\n\r\nI'm doing it cuz I'm giving myself a challenge!\r\n\r\nLet the sexual frustration begin! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54051f026368724106b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, He was an \"Anti-Moralfag\". (God those are the worst.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54051f7463687261aed00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54051e916368723d86e90000#post_54051e916368723d86e90000\r\nSeriously, why?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54051f996368723ef7570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i told myself i would try to not masturbate once\r\ndidn't last a day\r\ni don't care anymore","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54051fa363687256bff30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54051e916368723d86e90000#post_54051e916368723d86e90000\r\nBetter double my fapping, gotta maintain balance in the universe after all.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54051fba63687265300e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54051e916368723d86e90000#post_54051e916368723d86e90000\r\n\r\nwhat is the point of no fap september? bragging rights? \"hay gurl i spended 11 days without fapping, do you think im hot now?\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540520106368723f3c3f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54051fba63687265300e0200#post_54051fba63687265300e0200\r\n\"nah, you're just boring\"","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54052060636872179c100100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Hiram McDaniels is Tiamat?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540520a76368723f3c570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54051f7463687261aed00100#post_54051f7463687261aed00100\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54051fba63687265300e0200#post_54051fba63687265300e0200\r\nOk ok ok.\r\n\r\nIt's honestly for a personal goal of mine to just not do to it for a month honestly.\r\n\r\nAnd that's it really. \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540520b86368720bb1660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54051fba63687265300e0200#post_54051fba63687265300e0200\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54051f996368723ef7570100#post_54051f996368723ef7570100\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540520a76368723f3c570100#post_540520a76368723f3c570100\r\n\r\n\r\nOnce you've cleared the semester without doing it, call me~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"540520be63687256bf110200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54052060636872179c100100#post_54052060636872179c100100\r\nA what? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540520f96368720f356b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540520be63687256bf110200#post_540520be63687256bf110200\r\nI'm listening to the Welcome to Night Vale podcast.\r\nThis shit's weird.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5405211163687210fb3a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540520f96368720f356b0000#post_540520f96368720f356b0000\r\nso i've heard","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5405211d6368723ef7800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54052060636872179c100100#post_54052060636872179c100100\r\nHe's a proud reptilian American, and that's all there is to it. No need to resort to crude stereotypes.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"540521316368720a3e500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540520b86368720bb1660000#post_540520b86368720bb1660000\r\nI would explode.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540520f96368720f356b0000#post_540520f96368720f356b0000\r\nThe welcome night vale podcast? How weird is it?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540521d9636872237e420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540521316368720a3e500000#post_540521316368720a3e500000\r\n\r\nSkyrim. There's the why","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5405222663687210fb6b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540521316368720a3e500000#post_540521316368720a3e500000\r\nAllow me to paraphrase the opening lines of the first podcast:\r\n\"The city council announced the opening of a new dog park today, on the corner of Earl and Sommerset. Citizens are not allowed in the dog park. Dogs are not allowed in the dog park. It is possible you will see hooded figures in the dog park. Do not look directly at the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.\"","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5405228c636872108aaf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540520b86368720bb1660000#post_540520b86368720bb1660000\r\n\r\n\r\nare you a shark girl?\r\n\r\nif not do like kanye west says:\r\n\r\n\"park your ass outside till the evening ends\"\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540522b86368720ecea70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5405228c636872108aaf0000#post_5405228c636872108aaf0000\r\nshark girl?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540522f56368720d96a20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5405222663687210fb6b0000#post_5405222663687210fb6b0000\r\n....Whaaaaaat?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540521d9636872237e420100#post_540521d9636872237e420100\r\nOh now that makes sense! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}