time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1546.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54129e8f63687260653b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just remembered something during my inactivity.\r\n\r\nIt was lunchtime and so I was eating some rice with grilled fish (sad, I know) and then I thought that I missed something. I needed something swet to make it taste better so I asked my dad to take out the bottle of soy sauce and pour some on my rice. He did so and everyone else wanted some so he poured it an a bowl as I was eating my soy sauce rice. As the soy sauce slowly drips away from the bottle, a figure emerged in a bottle.\r\n\r\nIt was a dead gecko, all black and probably drowned in the soy sauce.\r\n\r\nEveryone went quiet and I picked up my plate, went to the sink, placed my plate with the unfinished food and ran into my bathroom, trying to vomit.\r\n\r\nYeah, now I don't eat soy sauce any more.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5412a0dc63687267bee40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54129e8f63687260653b0000#post_54129e8f63687260653b0000\r\nSoy sauce is disgusting anyway.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5412a2516368720381030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412a0dc63687267bee40000#post_5412a0dc63687267bee40000\r\n\r\nu wot m8?\r\n\r\nsoy sauce is the shit, fite me irl\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54129e8f63687260653b0000#post_54129e8f63687260653b0000\r\n\r\nit could have been worse.\r\n\r\nit could have been a cockroach","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5412a35b63687215ae1f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412a2516368720381030000#post_5412a2516368720381030000\r\nIf a large centipede was in there, I would have sued the soy sauce company even though they (probably) had nothing to do with it.\r\nAnd cry to sleep.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5412a5fc6368721ba03b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412a0dc63687267bee40000#post_5412a0dc63687267bee40000\r\nSoy sauce is delicious, you bloody heathen.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5412add463687215ae890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It is just white noise. I enjoy it","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5412aedb63687239e1c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412a2516368720381030000#post_5412a2516368720381030000\r\n\r\n\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412a5fc6368721ba03b0000#post_5412a5fc6368721ba03b0000\r\nNo it isn't.\r\nSoy sauce is just like eating a tomato. It turns you into a JonTron impressionist trying to get rid if the taste.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5412b3a96368723cfbb60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Adobong manok sa toyo is delicious and uses soy sauce.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5412b5a463687236f7020100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/mllx6KQ.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5412b6546368722c34ef0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412b5a463687236f7020100#post_5412b5a463687236f7020100\r\nFive Nights at Freddy's mod","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5413056b6368724f79570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412add463687215ae890100#post_5412add463687215ae890100\r\n\r\nPost industrial emotrap white noise sampled with tv shows from vietnam.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541308286368722989280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412b5a463687236f7020100#post_5412b5a463687236f7020100\r\n\r\nOh, jeez X-D","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5413083f6368724f9ffc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Done helping my father with his Powerpoint presentation. Different types of governments and authorities.\r\n\r\nAlso, tomorrow's the day. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"541311786368725877e00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412aedb63687239e1c80000#post_5412aedb63687239e1c80000\r\n[bq=\"ParagonCommander\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412a2516368720381030000#post_5412a2516368720381030000\r\n\r\n\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412a5fc6368721ba03b0000#post_5412a5fc6368721ba03b0000\r\nNo it isn't.\r\nSoy sauce is just like eating a tomato. It turns you into a JonTron impressionist trying to get rid if the taste.[/bq]\r\nHeresy!\r\nSoy sauce is the best thing and is delicious! Specially when you put it in the pizza.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"541312516368722ef1120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541311786368725877e00000#post_541311786368725877e00000\r\n!http://x2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/5267675+_740ca493b76b756f33f55cf6eaa73312.jpg!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"541312ab63687240e8a50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"YTPs make the best Sauce.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54131f4e6368723e70890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys.\r\nSquiggy is sick.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54131fa06368720ed99a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54131f4e6368723e70890000#post_54131f4e6368723e70890000\r\nHop it's not explosive diarrhea. or worse, implosive. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54131fea6368725436980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54131fa06368720ed99a0000#post_54131fa06368720ed99a0000\r\nNaaah. Just a head ache, stomach ache, and body ache.\r\nBasically an everything ache.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5413205c6368722a5cec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54131fea6368725436980000#post_54131fea6368725436980000\r\nPain is weakness leaving the body!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5413223a6368720506a40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413205c6368722a5cec0100#post_5413205c6368722a5cec0100\r\nPainis","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5413261e6368727321830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"morning","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54132d496368723ffe310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54131f4e6368723e70890000#post_54131f4e6368723e70890000\r\nYou're on the same sick-boat. I got coughs and, on occasions, sneezes.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"5413364563687233dc080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"CAUSE THEM WOMEN SO FINE IN THE SUMMERTIME\r\nTURN A SIX TO A DIME IN THE SUMMERTIME\r\nMOTHERFUCKERS STILL DIE IN THE SUMMERTIME\r\nIT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME IN THE SUMMERTIME","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54133be163687207528e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, Hellsing Ultimate starts airing on Toonami tomorrow night. Thoughts?","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"}]}