time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1568.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54153315636872181b340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'd probably be a veritable renaissance man who's wildly successful at everything I try, but the tradeoff would be that I'm never satisfied with anything I do so I give it up soon afterward.\r\n\r\nAnd I'd probably be a self-centered prick as well.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"541533276368722ddfd00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541532536368727393610000#post_541532536368727393610000\r\n\r\nI just focused a shit ton on food and when everything was normal went onto logging and firewood. And went out to the extra shit I wanted/needed from there. On my second village at least.\r\n\r\nThe closest I came to shooting myself in the foot was a baby-making crisis during which most people in my village weren't having children. I had to rush a chapel and Town Hall and all that to get people happy enough to shit babies and then to attract gypsy nomads.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"541533356368727393830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541532ec63687273b08a0000#post_541532ec63687273b08a0000\r\nOh god that would be worse than being straight.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5415335e63687277fdfc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":".","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5415336863687201f3660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"in bizarro universe squiggy would be a big bible thumper who condemns sex and watches naruto and mariomarc would be an annoying dudebro.\r\n\r\nthey would both live next to each other and hate each other to death,","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5415339463687201f36a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415336863687201f3660000#post_5415336863687201f3660000\r\n;-;\r\nthat's scary\r\nsquuuuuuiggy\r\nhug me\r\n;-;","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541533ad6368722bf0340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415336863687201f3660000#post_5415336863687201f3660000\r\nThat would be the worst. I'd have to kill that version of me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541533ce63687201671c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In am AltU. Neither of you guys are here because you don't like/hate/don't care about MLP","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541533d26368720d54160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415339463687201f36a0000#post_5415339463687201f36a0000\r\nIt's okay sweety. The bad things can't hurt you.\r\n*hugs*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541533d86368724c75490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415335e63687277fdfc0100#post_5415335e63687277fdfc0100\r\nIn an alt universe you'd watch power rangers and hate Japanese toku.\r\n\r\nAnd not like pokemon.\r\n\r\nThat's some scary shit. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541533e16368726ced6d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415316a636872451b9a0000#post_5415316a636872451b9a0000\r\nI'd be the biggest pro censorship dickwad on the internet. Also I would look down on anything related to sex and especially anything that isn't straight, missionary position vanilla. \r\n\r\nI might also end up as a writer for gawker. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"541534156368720167300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh man, the more I think about it.\r\n\r\nI'd be like _*Dio level asshole*_.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5415344e6368726d06760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541534156368720167300100#post_541534156368720167300100\r\n\r\nYou _are_ Dio in an alternate universe","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541534566368725a56b00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541533e16368726ced6d0100#post_541533e16368726ced6d0100\r\nAnd instead of being Too_Offinsive.\r\n\r\nYou'd be Not_Offinsive. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5415345d6368727e05000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so\r\nwe would all be boring, anti-sex, assholes\r\nfuck that\r\nfuck that so hard","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541534796368720d29c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541534566368725a56b00100#post_541534566368725a56b00100\r\nOr just Offended","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5415347e636872451b0d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415345d6368727e05000000#post_5415345d6368727e05000000\r\nAmen to that Honey.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541534e56368727577d80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415344e6368726d06760100#post_5415344e6368726d06760100\r\nI like animals.\r\n\r\nIn an Alt universe I'd kick the shit out of dogs and cats.\r\n\r\nI like being a nice guy, in an alt universe I'd hate everyone I know!\r\n\r\nI'm stupid and ugly, I'd be fucking HOT AND SMART.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541534f3636872451b2a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415339463687201f36a0000#post_5415339463687201f36a0000\r\n\r\ni imagine marc talking with that heavy jersey accent witha  snapback, tank top and cargo shorts \r\n\r\n!http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hI9sV0BeVS8/TEnCqPrwLHI/AAAAAAAAAnM/-lS3G1jhVxQ/s1600/ronnie-magro-jersey-shore%2525252525255B1%2525252525255D.jpg!\r\n\r\ncalling him a fag and all kinds of homophobic slurs, while squiggy condemns him to hell for his deviant misoginistic ways while quoting the bible loudly.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5415351b63687227323e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541534f3636872451b2a0100#post_541534f3636872451b2a0100\r\nomg stop it\r\nthis is just awful","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541535346368725a56dc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541534e56368727577d80000#post_541534e56368727577d80000\r\nOh my god\r\nAlt me would be... BALD!\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAH","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5415354d63687227683e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Some people from my school posted on WhatsApp about a poll they made.\r\nIt was for the hottest guys and the most beautiful girls.\r\n\r\nI got 5th place. How was I even on that poll?!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"541535786368720d54920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415354d63687227683e0100#post_5415354d63687227683e0100\r\nYOU MUST BE FUCKING HOT!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541535846368726d38910100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415354d63687227683e0100#post_5415354d63687227683e0100\r\nHey good for you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541535856368724ce4a90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541535346368725a56dc0100#post_541535346368725a56dc0100\r\noh god\r\ni would be too\r\n\r\nno no no\r\ni couldn't live without my hair\r\nit's part who i am\r\nit is what makes me so god damn sexy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}