time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1579.json

{"topics":[{"id":"541719e86368725ddf7e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417197d6368727a0c1b0100#post_5417197d6368727a0c1b0100\r\nIt really fucking does. \r\n\r\nThe title is even a great anime title too. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54171a2e6368721a59520000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541719146368721a59270000#post_541719146368721a59270000\r\nThis is why i drink alone.\r\n\r\nAlone in my apartment, at night, bathed in the dull orange light of the streetlights outside, weeping quietly into my glass.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54171ae56368725db4620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541719146368721a59270000#post_541719146368721a59270000\r\nI'll be honest. I don't remember much. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54171b0b63687239561d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171a2e6368721a59520000#post_54171a2e6368721a59520000\r\nI'm too scared to fined out what type of drunk I am.\r\n\r\nI don't want to wake up in someone else's house.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54171b50636872339f3b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171b0b63687239561d0100#post_54171b0b63687239561d0100\r\nDrinking just amplifies the most prevalent aspect of your personality.\r\nAt least that's what it does with me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54171b7363687264e0aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171b0b63687239561d0100#post_54171b0b63687239561d0100\r\nI turn into a missionary when I'm drunk.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54171b82636872689b0a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Off topic but fuck you it's cute\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/830/421/87d.jpg!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54171b996368723c4b720200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't drink in general. I probably just haven't found the right type of drink, but I've never been a fan of the taste of alcohol.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54171bb36368721a59a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171b82636872689b0a0000#post_54171b82636872689b0a0000\r\n\"Time to tip the scales.\"\r\n\"Chaaaaaaa~\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54171bde636872081e4b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171b50636872339f3b0000#post_54171b50636872339f3b0000\r\nI'm sure it was glorious!\r\n\r\nAnd speaking of drinking. I tried whine once.\r\n\r\nAaaaand started laughing uncontrollably. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54171c166368721ab1670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/lotr_durex.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54171c396368720fff200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171c166368721ab1670000#post_54171c166368721ab1670000\r\n\"No homo\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54171c686368726b74230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171c166368721ab1670000#post_54171c166368721ab1670000\r\nIs that Squiggy and Marc!? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54171c7a6368723f43a00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171c396368720fff200100#post_54171c396368720fff200100\r\nALL THE HOMO","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54171ca663687271e02b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171c686368726b74230000#post_54171c686368726b74230000\r\nWait would that make me Legolas or Aragorn?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54171cfd6368727a0c7c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171ca663687271e02b0000#post_54171ca663687271e02b0000\r\nAragorn\r\nIm the more feminine blond one","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54171d3163687239776e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171cfd6368727a0c7c0100#post_54171cfd6368727a0c7c0100\r\nYessssssssssss!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54171d3d6368727fe82a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171ca663687271e02b0000#post_54171ca663687271e02b0000\r\nI would say Aragorn since Marc is blond so he'd be Legolas.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54171d8b63687268854a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171d3d6368727fe82a0000#post_54171d3d6368727fe82a0000\r\nAlso I want to be the archer\r\nArchery is bad ass","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54171d9a63687231106c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171d3163687239776e0100#post_54171d3163687239776e0100\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171cfd6368727a0c7c0100#post_54171cfd6368727a0c7c0100\r\nWhile you two love birds are having a sword fight I'M gonna be over here, having romance with the Smaug!\r\n\r\nAlso you bet your ass Archery kicks ass!\r\n\r\nThough, I do like using a sword. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54171de163687271beac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171d8b63687268854a0000#post_54171d8b63687268854a0000\r\nFun Squiggy Fact. My great grandmother was a champion archer when she was in high school.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54171df663687250a7aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I'd love to stay, but I have calculus in a few minutes, so I need to devote all my attention to ensuring my brain doesn't force my way out of my skull and flee the building.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54171e1d63687250a7af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171df663687250a7aa0000#post_54171df663687250a7aa0000\r\nLater nerd.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54171e3b6368726b90810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54171de163687271beac0000#post_54171de163687271beac0000\r\nThats cool\r\nMy brother actually has a bow himself\r\nI tried it but couldn't get the hang of it","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54171f0f63687226014f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I made a crossbow out of scrap once. I think is broken now.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"}]}