time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1585.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5417a4d863687240b1d70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140901150918/clubpenguinpookie/images/f/f8/Bill-Cipher-1-.gif!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5417a5006368720c898f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a4b46368725533ec0000#post_5417a4b46368725533ec0000\r\nOh man, I remember that stuff, I think my brother said it tasted like water with fizz in it? \r\n\r\nOr was that something else? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a52d63687207a52a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a4d863687240b1d70000#post_5417a4d863687240b1d70000\r\nDoes that mean we're all cartoon characters watching cartoon characters!?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a5626368724068640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a4d863687240b1d70000#post_5417a4d863687240b1d70000\r\nI love/hate that triangle sooooooooo much.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a5006368720c898f0000#post_5417a5006368720c898f0000\r\nI never drank it but one of my friends was borderline addicted to it before it was discontinued.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5417a5b96368727eb87f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"VIVA MEXICO CABRONES","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5417a6176368726375b00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a5626368724068640000#post_5417a5626368724068640000\r\nThat's one of the things I hate about limited products.\r\n\r\nWhat if their really fucking good? I want them to stay in stores!\r\n\r\nAlso,\r\n\r\nI cant be the only one that wants to try these.\r\n!http://static.parade.condenast.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/black-burger-king-ftr.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a6176368722d7f240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So guys. It's getting to that time of year again. You know the one.\r\nThis one.\r\n!upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Boo-Berry-Box-Small.jpg!\r\n!upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Frankenberrycereal.jpg!\r\n!upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/Count-Chocula-Box-Small.jpg!\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5417a64e6368721c9c310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a6176368726375b00100#post_5417a6176368726375b00100\r\nIt looks like the devil.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5417a65a6368726375b20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a6176368722d7f240000#post_5417a6176368722d7f240000\r\nI-I read the last one as \"Cunt chocula\".\r\n\r\nO-Oh god. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a6616368723b03130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a6176368726375b00100#post_5417a6176368726375b00100\r\nThat's a brutal burger bro.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a6176368722d7f240000#post_5417a6176368722d7f240000\r\nThe independence of my country?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5417a681636872336caf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a64e6368721c9c310000#post_5417a64e6368721c9c310000\r\n\"Burger King in Japane are selling these.\":http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2751993/Burger-King-Japan-unveiled-new-black-bunned-burger-black-CHEESE.html","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a70c636872586ac10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a681636872336caf0000#post_5417a681636872336caf0000\r\nBlack is the new fashion!\r\nEven cocks are black now!\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/aIrDEXH.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5417a70f6368725839da0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a6176368726375b00100#post_5417a6176368726375b00100\r\nIt's just an ordinary hamb- OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!!!\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a52d63687207a52a0000#post_5417a52d63687207a52a0000\r\nWe're all Neo","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5417a7516368722a40bb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a70c636872586ac10100#post_5417a70c636872586ac10100\r\nBooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5417a77d6368723b033d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a70f6368725839da0100#post_5417a70f6368725839da0100\r\nThe best part about this joke is that the burger has _actually_ has Squid ink on it!\r\n\r\nDoes this mean I get to dodge things in slowmo! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a7ce6368725e7e7c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a77d6368723b033d0000#post_5417a77d6368723b033d0000\r\nReally?\r\nWell that wouldn't be the strangest thing I've ever put in my mouth.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5417a7d36368722327620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a7516368722a40bb0100#post_5417a7516368722a40bb0100\r\n\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/aBMXJht9NTiIo/giphy.gif!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5417a8306368723b475b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a77d6368723b033d0000#post_5417a77d6368723b033d0000\r\nYes. But it will probably just be something boring like a pencil. We can't all be trenchcoat wearing action heros.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5417a84b63687226637b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a7ce6368725e7e7c0100#post_5417a7ce6368725e7e7c0100\r\nHey, I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time a strange big black object was in there before.\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a8306368723b475b0000#post_5417a8306368723b475b0000\r\nNot with that attitude!!!!\r\n\r\n*Here lies Pegasus, he thought he could dodge bullets*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a8806368727744940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a84b63687226637b0000#post_5417a84b63687226637b0000\r\nSure as hell wouldn't be the last either.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5417a8bb6368722710980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a6176368726375b00100#post_5417a6176368726375b00100\r\nMcSatan?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5417a8ff6368722680710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a8806368727744940000#post_5417a8806368727744940000\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/1cb6a47829ae70acc4be76ea44507f45/tumblr_inline_nbz1dc3emq1r8fy9q.jpg!\r\nReroreroreroreroreor~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a9246368720c890e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a8ff6368722680710000#post_5417a8ff6368722680710000\r\nHahaha!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5417a92b6368724ec4740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a8bb6368722710980000#post_5417a8bb6368722710980000\r\n!http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk12wrjWIv1qixzrmo1_500.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5417a93863687207edaf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a8bb6368722710980000#post_5417a8bb6368722710980000\r\nHavent you heard? Once you go black you can never go back!\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a9246368720c890e0100#post_5417a9246368720c890e0100\r\nIt all falls back to Jojo. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}