time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1611.json

{"topics":[{"id":"541a60456368727d6c740000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a5fde63687220f2b30000#post_541a5fde63687220f2b30000\r\nNinja Magic.\r\n\r\nIf Sasuke can open a worm hole to a pocket universe with his, then I'm sure Perv ninja can too.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"541a61d563687229f57b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://share.gifyoutube.com/a0XqL5.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541a62456368726771340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a60456368727d6c740000#post_541a60456368727d6c740000\r\nYeah.\r\n\r\nSeriously though \"Jiraiya\" Is a Pretty common ninja name. (Like Sasuke)\r\n\r\nWorld ninja war is about the 35th grandmaster of Togakure Ryū Ninpō, \"Toha Yamaji\" who must protect a stone that points to the location of what's said to be the most valuable treasure in the world from the sorcerors clan. (It's definetly the odd one out for the franchise it's in. \"Metal heroes\")","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"541a639c6368722029330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sorry about that pets.\r\nMy connection thought it would be funny to take a nap.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541a63cf6368721098370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a639c6368722029330100#post_541a639c6368722029330100\r\nthat's alright","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541a63eb6368721098460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a639c6368722029330100#post_541a639c6368722029330100\r\n\r\nI am nobody's pet.\r\n\r\nExcept on bondage tuesday.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"541a640363687203f07a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://share.gifyoutube.com/Z6Mqg1.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541a644663687225de4c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a63eb6368721098460000#post_541a63eb6368721098460000\r\nYou're ALL my pets.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541a64a6636872272fac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a644663687225de4c0000#post_541a644663687225de4c0000\r\n\r\ni havent done enough petty things to be a pet so im neutral on the subject","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541a64d8636872448fb90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://share.gifyoutube.com/Aq6brB.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541a6526636872206d630100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a64d8636872448fb90100#post_541a64d8636872448fb90100\r\n!media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mesct4HiyS1rsb5yj.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541a659763687220f2730100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a644663687225de4c0000#post_541a644663687225de4c0000\r\nI'm just gonna sit here and purr then, after that I might puke on your rug, tear up your shoes and poop on the couch.\r\n\r\nOh, and I left a dead bird in the kitchen. Most of one, anyways.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"541a65e46368724321f30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a6526636872206d630100#post_541a6526636872206d630100\r\n\r\n_the twelft day i did not give a fuck\r\non the thirteen day i gave a fuck_\r\n\r\n_I 1000% GAVE A FUCK._\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541a65ea63687235e10f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a644663687225de4c0000#post_541a644663687225de4c0000\r\n\r\n!http://www.quickmeme.com/img/9e/9eae5b5c9a4fe6ac740fb33a15e1eb12a6b1c9da9b903e528817cb6b56f34e68.jpg!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"541a65f2636872399a590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a6526636872206d630100#post_541a6526636872206d630100\r\nfunny I just restarted my computer and now my internets actually taking a major dump right now.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541a65f863687225816d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a659763687220f2730100#post_541a659763687220f2730100\r\nAgain?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541a66016368724ce9250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a644663687225de4c0000#post_541a644663687225de4c0000\r\n*purringcuddling*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541a6624636872206d7c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a65ea63687235e10f0100#post_541a65ea63687235e10f0100\r\n~I want a kitty......~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541a6647636872035c860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a6624636872206d7c0100#post_541a6624636872206d7c0100\r\ni'll -be your- get you a kitty","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541a66906368726771b60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a65e46368724321f30000#post_541a65e46368724321f30000\r\n\r\n!http://share.gifyoutube.com/A9Eqn4.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541a66a463687267cbe80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a65f863687225816d0000#post_541a65f863687225816d0000\r\nAgain. There also might be some squirrel parts under your bed. I forget since I found this pair of socks you left out where I could get to them and those fuckers distracted me for like six hours!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"541a66a66368727a61110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a6647636872035c860000#post_541a6647636872035c860000\r\nI can always count on you to -get me aroused- make me smile.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541a66d363687226406e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a66a66368727a61110100#post_541a66a66368727a61110100\r\nanytime -master- -daddy- love","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541a66f46368726e40420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"G'Dammit!\r\nMy internet is all wonky today that no videos will load for me. I've tried YouTube, Twitch, and even Dailymotion. No luck. And it appears my mom is having the same problem too when she is watching her shows. Everything else works completely fine, just that some images on this site load slower than usual. Hopefully all is well tomorrow.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"541a670163687264b4be0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@Squiggybomb\r\nI am most definetly not your pet! (I am a free Espeon! And by the Power of Toku I will not be caught!)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}