time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1699.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5424e0466368720d4e590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424dfec6368724303590000#post_5424dfec6368724303590000\r\nYeah, Jesus squeezing your waist can get irritating real quick.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5424e0626368723fb36d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/4hBJoWz.jpg!\r\n\r\npresenting the new band: \"tipped off\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5424e0a5636872607a950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e0466368720d4e590100#post_5424e0466368720d4e590100\r\nNot that kind of Jesus!\r\n\r\nAnd fact this is what they feel like.\r\n\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/d251477cdef01e2d0d5842d42dc77c84/tumblr_mlp73htxVw1s852lfo2_500.gif!\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/fce50f28e6c2e7aa19f8834e9b377777/tumblr_mlp73htxVw1s852lfo3_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e1056368726aecba0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of Jesus\r\n\r\n!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/holybible.jpg!\r\n\r\nHoly shrooms","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5424e11c6368720ca6320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e0a5636872607a950100#post_5424e0a5636872607a950100\r\nYowch.\r\nSee that's why I refrain from underwear as much as possible.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424e1546368724760fd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e0626368723fb36d0000#post_5424e0626368723fb36d0000\r\n\r\nBENNETT THE SAGE!?!? O_O\r\n\r\nAlso, you guys look like you're going to a doo wop group meet.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5424e1b96368724325ca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e1056368726aecba0100#post_5424e1056368726aecba0100\r\nJesus Christ!?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e11c6368720ca6320000#post_5424e11c6368720ca6320000\r\nI wear Boxers cuz their a lot looser then regular underwear. \r\n\r\nBut just those boxers make me feel like I'm wearing a chastity belt. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e20d63687246f7690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e0626368723fb36d0000#post_5424e0626368723fb36d0000\r\nThat reminds me, i have an old, beat up trilby here somewhere","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5424e24c63687247d4910100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e20d63687246f7690100#post_5424e20d63687246f7690100\r\nI refrain from hats too.\r\nI loooooooooooove my hair. It's so thick and soft and fine.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424e24d63687247601e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e1056368726aecba0100#post_5424e1056368726aecba0100\r\nThat copy is taint BAD.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5424e29b6368725312bb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My giant hair refrains me from wearing a hat.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e2d16368723375790100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e29b6368725312bb0100#post_5424e29b6368725312bb0100\r\nMy hair is one of my best features.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424e34263687242e5a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e2d16368723375790100#post_5424e2d16368723375790100\r\nSame here.\r\n\r\nThat and I don't really know anything else really, I'd have to ask people.\r\n\r\nI at least know my personality is one I guess. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e3b76368724e15370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e11c6368720ca6320000#post_5424e11c6368720ca6320000\r\nhuzzah\r\n\r\nalso my hair is the best hair here","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5424e3bd6368721ec0e60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e2d16368723375790100#post_5424e2d16368723375790100\r\nMine requires more effort than i'm willing to invest to look good. I'm probably going to get rid of it some time soon.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5424e4016368725d56350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e3b76368724e15370000#post_5424e3b76368724e15370000\r\nI can vouch for that.\r\nHis hair is awesome.\r\nSo, was _it_ good for you?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424e41963687244f5580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e4016368725d56350000#post_5424e4016368725d56350000\r\ngod yes","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5424e42f6368725db8f60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e41963687244f5580000#post_5424e41963687244f5580000\r\nI'm glad.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424e4756368725db8050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e3b76368724e15370000#post_5424e3b76368724e15370000\r\n~It's a wig.~\r\n\r\n\r\nJoking aside.\r\n\r\nMy mom brought these home a week ago from her job.\r\n\r\n!http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zCm-9AkenD0/TkoNoBKH78I/AAAAAAAAATc/ZKkuGgWfSlc/s1600/Star+Fruit.jpg!\r\nShe cleans this rich ladies house and one of the other people that work there (He does the gardening) she's friends with and he brought her these to take home.\r\n\r\n_*STAR FRUIT RULES!!!*_ this shits delicious! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e4b06368725729610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e4756368725db8050100#post_5424e4756368725db8050100\r\nStar fruit is a good garnish in daquiries.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424e5296368727d111d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e4b06368725729610000#post_5424e4b06368725729610000\r\nI want to juice these really bad.\r\n\r\nThis goes up there with Banana's as my favorite Fruit. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e562636872473fe00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e5296368727d111d0000#post_5424e5296368727d111d0000\r\n[spoiler]I always feel like a slut when I eat a banana.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424e5c963687243522d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@NotYourAverageLurker\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542494c163687215c3ac0100#post_542494c163687215c3ac0100\r\n[bq=\"NotYourAverageLurker\"]!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/836/652/1e0.jpg!\r\nGuess DD didn't lie after all.\r\n~Are you shitting me?~[/bq]\r\n\r\nyep, now DD got his/her daily dose of ego boosting by nobody else but a mlp writer.\r\n\r\nits funny how his/her type spend so much talking about \"duh fat white cis male neckbeards ruining mlp ;-;;;;;;\" but once its in their favor they shut up\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424b0d46368723d4d6c0100#post_5424b0d46368723d4d6c0100\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]Man, _The Stanley Parable_ almost \"killed Gopher\":http://youtu.be/N-eFht4TduU?t=2m38s [/bq]\r\n\r\nthis is the most passive aggresive game ever and i love it\r\n\r\n\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424b7ab636872331edb0100#post_5424b7ab636872331edb0100\r\n[bq=\"Whatevs\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424b6f4636872574ec40100#post_5424b6f4636872574ec40100\r\nthis is why things were better back then, telling someone off really meant something. \r\nOh aside from the bad medicine, poor technology, infant deaths and such...[/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\nand shitty music too\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424c0716368722b0a550100#post_5424c0716368722b0a550100\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]*looks at news*\r\nApparently Facebook and a new site called \"ello\" are having a fight.  Facebook on the one hand are dicks that don't respect people's right to privacy and spend money on anti-glbt bills, politicians and such; on the other hand Ello is controlled by SJW that ban people over those that don't fall into the hivemind.  It's times like these that I'm glad I don't use social media sites.[/bq]\r\n\r\nits such a beautifull thing when radicals collide, nobody is left to annoy the sane people","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5424e60363687228b0be0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e562636872473fe00100#post_5424e562636872473fe00100\r\n[spoiler]Who doesn't!? we're literally sticking a long pale object in our mouths, and hotdogs are even worse[/spoiler] \r\n\r\nThese were even worse though.\r\n!http://payload197.cargocollective.com/1/6/223682/6241547/GoGurt_TWISTER_LM_11B.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e68463687271f6630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e60363687228b0be0000#post_5424e60363687228b0be0000\r\nI never realised......","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}