time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1704.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5425bae363687214f40e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://warosu.org/data/lit/img/0051/17/1404990513629.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5425bc606368727d842d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"no matter how much I like disney's hercules, I can't get over how...wrong everything is...\r\n Also the fact that it ends on the note of \"HERCULES AND MEG LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER NOTHING BAD HAPPENED SHUT UP\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5425be3b6368722059300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425bc606368727d842d0000#post_5425bc606368727d842d0000\r\nWell the way I see it is even if it is different, it's still good. So what's the problem? People all the time dismiss The Hunchback of Notre Dame because of the differences from the novel but again, it's a fantastic movie.\r\nAnd I personally think that Claude Frollo is more interesting in the Disney movie than in the novel.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5425be996368727b498d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425bc606368727d842d0000#post_5425bc606368727d842d0000\r\nYOU ARE SUFFERING THE SAME THING LIKE ME!\r\nAHHHHHH!!!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5425bf3c6368727aadb40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425bc606368727d842d0000#post_5425bc606368727d842d0000\r\nWhen were Disney movies ever \"right\" on anything?\r\n\r\n\"This music\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-ufwFBDXuc summarizes my state of mind every weekend afternoon.\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5425bfbc6368727af5420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425be3b6368722059300000#post_5425be3b6368722059300000\r\nYeah. Plus pretty much any disney movie based on an existing story is altered a lot. Little mermaid, jungle book, anything based on a grimm story. All pretty fucked up in the source material. \r\n\r\nMaybe it bugs me more because I'm more invested in greek mythology. Which ironically was sparked by watching disney's hercules as a kid. \r\n\r\nAlso, I've yet to read the original hunchback of notre dame but I agree that Frollo is such an amazing villain in the disney version. There's parts where it seems like the movie is more about him than quasimodo.","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5425bfc46368727219250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425bf3c6368727aadb40000#post_5425bf3c6368727aadb40000\r\nPochantas should be a clue.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5425c02b6368724e3b3b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425bfbc6368727af5420000#post_5425bfbc6368727af5420000\r\nI still don't get how that movie has a G rating.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5425c07e6368724ba0380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425bfbc6368727af5420000#post_5425bfbc6368727af5420000\r\n\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/12130248c6a404e1e7c072023f83a167/tumblr_inline_mldod3JjBL1qz4rgp.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5425c09763687214ae8b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Seriously, one if the major conflicts of the movie is Frollo wanting to fuck a gypsy. HOW DOES THAT GET A G RATING?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5425c1116368726175510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425c02b6368724e3b3b0000#post_5425c02b6368724e3b3b0000\r\nI think someone at the MPAA was asleep that week and they just said \"bah, it's disney, how bad could it be?\"\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425c07e6368724ba0380000#post_5425c07e6368724ba0380000\r\nit's funny because he would totally do that. \r\n\r\n\r\nalso a herd of cattle\r\n\r\n\r\nwhile in the form of an aardvark","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5425c12a6368727b49c60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425bc606368727d842d0000#post_5425bc606368727d842d0000\r\nDidn't Hercules kill Meg in the original mythology?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5425c16163687203eb940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425c12a6368727b49c60000#post_5425c12a6368727b49c60000\r\nI believe so.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5425c1e56368725851540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425c12a6368727b49c60000#post_5425c12a6368727b49c60000\r\nTHAT'S WHY IT'S SO FUCKED UP!\r\n\r\nalso he killed his children\r\n\r\nbecause hera hated him because he was born when zeus decided to screw a mortal\r\nso she inflicted him with insanity\r\n\r\nalso the two snakes that tried to kill him as a baby (pain and panic in the movie)? those were hera too. \r\n\r\nbasically they took hera's personality and gave it to hades in the movie. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5425c2b96368724e9b5d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425c1e56368725851540000#post_5425c1e56368725851540000\r\nSeriously, Hera sucked. The Gods were some petty motherfuckers. Athena especially. Medusa and Arachne were the victims!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5425c347636872583aa50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425c2b96368724e9b5d0000#post_5425c2b96368724e9b5d0000\r\nI don't remember much about hades but I remember him being a pretty chill dude aside from kidnapping and forcefully marrying persephone. That's honestly pretty mild for a greek god. Plus she got the sweet gig of being queen of the dead. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5425c35e6368721a87240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425c2b96368724e9b5d0000#post_5425c2b96368724e9b5d0000\r\nAthena: Sorry being Wise and all doesn't help you.\r\n\r\nI think the Odessy is a decent way to say Posiden wants one guy to die. But guess what he ends up safe on the island.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5425c3fa6368722f02440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"everyone remind me to save this gif on my pc once i get back home\r\n\r\n!http://images.rapgenius.com/f61f4e089d53dfa78c86a12f391481a1.480x270x63.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5425c469636872137d680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425c347636872583aa50000#post_5425c347636872583aa50000\r\nHades was actually the coolest guy. Sure he was a bit _disgruntled_ about his post but he didn't blame anybody. He was also loved animals. Dogs in particular. It's his family that were the shitlords. Zeus was an unfaithful douchebag. Hera was a sociopath. Poseidon was a violent asshole. Hestia was pretty cool. Demeter too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5425c53363687243ba8c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why are gods always so weird?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5425c66263687254d7e30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425c53363687243ba8c0100#post_5425c53363687243ba8c0100\r\nScrew the rules. They have POWER!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5425c6906368726930430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well Hades sort of got shafted. He was eaten first by his dad. ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5425c6e56368724e59210100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425c469636872137d680000#post_5425c469636872137d680000\r\nstill imagining him as james woods though. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425c53363687243ba8c0100#post_5425c53363687243ba8c0100\r\njontron says it best. \r\n\r\n\"Greek myths have always been a fascinating subject to me. Tales of treacherous journeys and epic voyages across the sea! Mythological beasts of old and the very fabric of nature itself. They tell of humans, creating larger than life heroes and gods in their own flawed image. No one is safe from his or her own hubris...\r\n\r\n*SO TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF MY POINT I'MMA PLAY A HERCULES GAME ON COMMODORE 64*\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5425c7876368722d523d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5425c6e56368724e59210100#post_5425c6e56368724e59210100\r\nBRB. Watching Jontron.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5425c79b6368721030cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Don't forget that Hera was actually the sister of Zeus.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}