time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1989.json

{"topics":[{"id":"544b0f496368721a13460200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://youthandhysteria.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-28-at-10-33-34-am.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b105c63687260d3d60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well pets. I'm afraid that your loving master must be off again. I have to help my grandmother pick up a motor for her car in the morning and I need to borrow my step-dad's truck to do it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544b1098636872490acb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b105c63687260d3d60200#post_544b105c63687260d3d60200\r\n\r\n[spoiler]bout time you left[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b10a663687272531d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Pinkie Pie playing theremin\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECr27mQnv78","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"544b12c36368723f2aed0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b1098636872490acb0000#post_544b1098636872490acb0000\r\nShut your mouth \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b105c63687260d3d60200#post_544b105c63687260d3d60200\r\nMiss you sweetie","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"544b12f66368723180460300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GODDAMN, john is a complete dumbass.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b13666368725ed38d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":" for fuck sake.\r\n\r\nthe more egbert does something the more i wish he would stop and think for once.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b170b63687215b1080300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b13666368725ed38d0200#post_544b13666368725ed38d0200\r\nHe'll grow up eventually ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"544b176963687242617f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b170b63687215b1080300#post_544b170b63687215b1080300\r\n\r\nsure as hell hope so.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b2641636872574d2e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so yeah now i get why its called homestuck.\r\n\r\nand i feel dumb that i didnt got it sooner\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00650.gif![/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b33fb6368724548cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://puu.sh/cpB7z/8504971db6.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b358363687205df0b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I probably already mentioned this somewhere, but I could never get into Homestuck. In my opinion, it moves at a pace that could be described as \"glacial,\" and I find it to be overly reliant on gimmicks.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"544b365a636872769c0e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b358363687205df0b0200#post_544b358363687205df0b0200\r\n\r\nit moves slow as fuck that is true.\r\n\r\nbut i still read it.\r\n\r\nits like when you drink that soda that has a shitty taste first but the aftertaste is addictive.\r\n\r\nso you drink the shit down punishing yourself but coming back for the addiction.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b3f436368727234e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's a touching story\r\n\r\nHappened this morning in my bedroom/laundry room. Ivy asked me if I ever think about her breasts. I said \"Sure, If you had any.\" Then she tackles me onto the floor. Door to my room opens, in comes sister and her fiance. They stare at us for about 2.5 seconds and then they leave. Awkwardness\r\n\r\nAlso, my sister wedding is at October 28. And I'll be singing \"Fly Me to the Moon\" by Frank Sinatra. Trying to get Ivy to make a duet.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"544b40f96368724269800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b3f436368727234e90100#post_544b3f436368727234e90100\r\nThat is pretty cute that Ivy tackled you like that, Albus. X-D Plus the awkward moment with your sister and her fiancee. Also... good luck singing at your sister's wedding!","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"544b41a963687245486c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well thats it for now\r\n\r\nhomestuck act 2 finished.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544b423163687278b4690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b40f96368724269800000#post_544b40f96368724269800000\r\nMy father and brother are supposed to be singing too. Don't know their songs yet though.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"544b44996368721262880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b423163687278b4690100#post_544b423163687278b4690100\r\nThat's cool :)","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"544b45ed6368727da8cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Night guys.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"544b500e63687278b49e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b33fb6368724548cc0000#post_544b33fb6368724548cc0000\r\n\r\nGamergate is STILL going on!?\r\n\r\nSomewhere the man who made pong is crying and saying \"I just wanted to make something fun\"\r\n\r\nReally though. When did the idea \"videogames are supposed to be fun\" die? When did this become political? \r\n\r\nGranted I'm not a gamer, so this whole thing seems really weird and ungodly overblown to me.\r\n\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"544b531b6368724269a30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b500e63687278b49e0300#post_544b500e63687278b49e0300\r\nNah, is just KYM going more retart than usual.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"544b53e1636872326caa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b500e63687278b49e0300#post_544b500e63687278b49e0300\r\nOkay, Last Kamen rider thing until you actually watch it.\r\n\r\nGiven what fandom this site is for, You should like ol Spaceship head\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110729191500/kamenrider/images/9/93/Kamen_Rider_Fourze.jpg!\r\nI recommend watching Aesir's version. (Though Overtime's is good too)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"544b54eb636872149a1f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just had this weird idea\r\n\r\nIf i could travel back in time, i would go to nazi germany and just show hitler \"this video\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72VjtnYR5XQ and tell him it is the future of german art\r\nImagine the look on his wagner-loving face\r\n\r\nyes, i am somewhat high. painkillers. why do you ask?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"544b55076368726653b10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b531b6368724269a30300#post_544b531b6368724269a30300\r\nMy knowledge of Know your Meme's retartness (mmmmm tarts) is zero.\r\n\r\nI thought it was just a place people went to get/ look at memes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b53e1636872326caa0000#post_544b53e1636872326caa0000\r\n\r\nHmmmm. Intrigueing.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"544b562663687228b1600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544b54eb636872149a1f0000#post_544b54eb636872149a1f0000\r\nHe's got his own \"time machine\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S75Rfva9O8.\r\nHe'll just fix it.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"}]}