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{"topics":[{"id":"5455d1fa63687233b5c60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why do dangerous animals have to be adorable? I want to hang out with a cheetah. And a tiger. And a wolf. And a panda. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d11e6368727873a80100#post_5455d11e6368727873a80100\r\nYes. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5455d23963687217ae340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"nah i cant be away for that long, im not even really that upset anymore.\r\n\r\nits all internet shit, no need to be that upset","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5455d24e6368726784900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d1fa63687233b5c60200#post_5455d1fa63687233b5c60200\r\nWolves aren't REALLY that dangerous on their own. It's a pack that's dangerous.\r\nAlthough I'm pretty sure I could take a wolf.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455d25863687213359b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d1fa63687233b5c60200#post_5455d1fa63687233b5c60200\r\nIt's so they can attract silly humans to eat","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5455d3746368725418d10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cfbe6368726426170100#post_5455cfbe6368726426170100\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]Ok, what the fuck happened here while I was doing other things?[/bq]\r\nHomestuck; I got tired of twisty shitposting and asked, \"can you at least explain why you like homestuck instead of shitposting and maybe I'll try it out?\"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso it was a couple pages ago and I was talking about politics, but you're going to have a good week because something that isn't getting a lot of coverage, well the 2014 elections are getting a lot of coverage but I mean one of the issues, basically right now libertarians ideals are covertly taking over the republican party. I'm going to summarize a bit because I've already talked about it: social conservatives are having the hardest time getting elected/re-elected to the point a lot of politicians are having to tone down the rhetoric, the religious right is having troubles as well, republicans are probably going to take the senate by two seats because the party is dropping starting to drop social conservatism and a lot of other things to get elected. Obviously the politicians aren't changing leafs, but rather they're having to tone down the tone on social conservatism.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; libertarians are taking over the republican party cause the religious right and social conservatives can't get elected anymore so republicans either have to drop social conservatism or lose election.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5455d3ab6368727e9e2e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d11e6368727873a80100#post_5455d11e6368727873a80100\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cfbe6368726426170100#post_5455cfbe6368726426170100\r\nHomestuck.\r\n\r\nDoes anyone else watch Vinesauce corruptions?[/bq]\r\n\r\nMe.\r\nNot all the time. I liked the Bootleg video.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5455d42e63687264260e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]And I'm just sitting here watching porn[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455d4c563687264262e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d24e6368726784900000#post_5455d24e6368726784900000\r\nPretty sure a wolf could kill me easily. \r\nI'm pretty sure a Labrador could kill me honestly. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d25863687213359b0200#post_5455d25863687213359b0200\r\nThat would actually be a genius evolutionary trait if pandas were carnivores. Those things are the most huggable looking creatures on the planet. It'd be like a Venus flytrap but for people who like hugs. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5455d52f63687233f7000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d4c563687264262e0200#post_5455d4c563687264262e0200\r\nYup\r\nNature is a evil thing sometimes XD \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d42e63687264260e0200#post_5455d42e63687264260e0200\r\nHaving fun?","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5455d5306368722c147e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d42e63687264260e0200#post_5455d42e63687264260e0200\r\nI watching 30 Rock, which is funny instead of sexy and yet I'm still masturbating. Probably because it has both Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey in it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5455d5896368723f3ee70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am in the intenet.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5455d58e63687202e1b00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d52f63687233f7000000#post_5455d52f63687233f7000000\r\nNot really. I'm just bored.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d5306368722c147e0200#post_5455d5306368722c147e0200\r\nNever gotten a boner for Alec Baldwin before.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455d6336368723fa7180200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d3746368725418d10000#post_5455d3746368725418d10000\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cfbe6368726426170100#post_5455cfbe6368726426170100\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]Ok, what the fuck happened here while I was doing other things?[/bq]\r\nHomestuck; I got tired of twisty shitposting and asked, \"can you at least explain why you like homestuck instead of shitposting and maybe I'll try it out?\"[/bq]\r\n\r\nyour selection of words still bothers me.\r\n\r\n“Shitposting” is an Internet slang term describing a range of user misbehaviors and rhetoric on forums and message boards that are intended to derail a conversation off-topic, including thread jacking, circlejerking and non-commercial spamming. On 4chan, the byproduct of shitposting is referred to as cancer.\"\r\n\r\n\"1: The failure to make a constructive post \r\n2: The inability to add useful information to a forum \r\n3: Worthless overly offensive generally racists posts written in a manner which aggravates others.\"\r\n\r\nare you implying the fact that i was posting some homestuck gifs i found funny are in someway derailing a more important subject on the thread? that im intentionally looking to get people mad? or being intentionally edgy or something like that?\r\n\r\nin this thread we post about anything really so shitposting is almost null.\r\n\r\nif this is about my message to marc and squiggy, lets make 1 thing clear.\r\n\r\nmine was a polite request\r\n\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455b64c63687219fcea0100#post_5455b64c63687219fcea0100\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]yeah just had to get that off my chest.\r\n\r\nit seems you guys take it to almost every thread.\r\n\r\nand i felt i had to say it, and there is pms n stuff.\r\n\r\ni feel bad for saying it cause i also smear this thread with homestuck n shit so it would be a case of pot calling the kettle back and i dislike being a hiprocrite.\r\n[/bq]\r\nwhile yours was more of an insult aiming to demean me\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455ba8963687260904e0100#post_5455ba8963687260904e0100\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455b59d6368723452530000#post_5455b59d6368723452530000\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]i feel bad for saying this.\r\n\r\nbut goddamn if the flirty stuff isnt getting more annoying[/bq]\r\nWe feel the same way whenever shit posters don't stop and don't post any level of content or any actual discussion, but we don't say anything.\r\n*cough* whenever you people just randomly shit up the thread without any level of discussion or telling non-fans about it and just assume everyone in the thread is already a fan then post five pages of nothing but macro images without any actual text or actually ask if anyone else is a fan or telling people why you like something\r\n*cough*\r\n*shots fired[/bq]\r\n\r\n\"just randomly shit up the thread without any level of discussion\"\r\n\r\nshit up? really? a couple of homestuck posts and you are telling me im the cause of the thread decrease in quality? that i singlehandely ruined this thread for everyone?\r\n\r\nfrom countless pages of people posting everything they like, a lot which havent been explained to me, i was the one that ruined it as a whole?\r\n\r\nhell i dont even know anything about gnash bell, but im not bothered by squiggy posting about it simply because i just ignore it.\r\n\r\nits not hard right? just scroll past it, or even better, instead of botteling up your anger, ask in a more polite manner before.\r\n\r\ndiscuss what? what me to explain the whole plot of homestuck? cause that would require me to copy paste hussies recap, i only post gifs or monologues i find funny, the rest you gotta read it for yourself or else there will be mayor spoilers-\r\n\r\ni dont post for you, i dont post for anyone exclusvely unless im actually quoting/mentioning them\r\n\r\ni post for everyone.\r\n\r\nif you dont like homestuck, arent interested in it or hate it, then you can\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455c78e6368727ef9670100#post_5455c78e6368727ef9670100\r\n[bq=\"Shadow_the_Hedgehog\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455c6a56368723452370200#post_5455c6a56368723452370200\r\nI ignore his homestuck posts.[/bq]\r\n\r\nif you feel like actually knowing about homestuck, then you can easily ask me about it, instead of \r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455be236368726c59a90000#post_5455be236368726c59a90000\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\r\n My problem with twisty and other homestuck fans is they smear thousands of images all over going, \"be a fan already\" and expect you to become a fan just by posting random images. If I knew why people like homestuck then I would check it out.[/bq]\r\nmaking accusations based on nothing against me, and countless others fan of this.\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5455d67963687247d9970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d5896368723f3ee70100#post_5455d5896368723f3ee70100\r\nYou are the internet\r\n\r\n \"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d58e63687202e1b00100#post_5455d58e63687202e1b00100\r\nI don't have the energy to touch myself \r\nPlus my whole waist/leg area hurts \r\n\r\nSo I'm just fighting off sleep\r\nThey'll get me in my sleep","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5455d6f963687250c84e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d58e63687202e1b00100#post_5455d58e63687202e1b00100\r\nHe's got the piercing blue eyes of a snow leopard... and also he's really, really fucking funny in 30 Rock.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5455d7156368726280620200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The final solution to the Homestuck problem\":https://derpiboo.ru/forums/dis/topics/homestuckmspa\r\n\r\nYou're welcome.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5455d78c63687252052c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d6336368723fa7180200#post_5455d6336368723fa7180200\r\n*shrugs* I gave homestuck a lot of chances to read, but in the end, lose the interest. I don't know why, probably because is to long, I don't know. \r\n\r\nI could ask you some things about, but it would be a bit difficult because I would don't know what is happening. You sometimes find Homestuck hard to understand, right? Well, me less.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5455d7ca63687258d7660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d6f963687250c84e0100#post_5455d6f963687250c84e0100\r\nNow I have popped a stiffy for Dwayne Johnson on several occasions.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455d88863687227ec970000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d78c63687252052c0000#post_5455d78c63687252052c0000\r\n\r\nyeah its pretty hard to understand sometimes, the thing is, i jsut dont want to spoil the whole thing.\r\n\r\nexplaining an scene completely would require me to explain homestuck as a whole, which:\r\n\r\n1.its incredibly tiring.\r\n2.would make homofuck lose its charm.\r\ni just post some gifs i find funny or awesome, or some random lines of dialogue\r\n\r\nif you dont like it, ignore it.\r\n\r\nif its too much, tell me to stop.\r\n\r\nif you find it interesting, just ask me about it.\r\n\r\n\r\nthe fuck am i doing, this is a lost cause, fucking defending my right to post random webcomic shit on a thread on a pony forum around people that dont even like ponies just cause a person suddenly felt threatened by my existance that i was singlehandely declining the quality of \"his\" thread.\r\n\r\nforget about it, im done, the more i type the angrier i get, better not even post at all, maybe the thread will regain its quality and everyone can be happy right?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5455d8dd6368723f3e630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Gotta ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ\r\nNight guys.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5455d8dd63687217e24b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d88863687227ec970000#post_5455d88863687227ec970000\r\nTwisty go get some rest. You'll feel better.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455da206368721489bd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d8dd6368723f3e630200#post_5455d8dd6368723f3e630200\r\nCya","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5455daa6636872074c620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d88863687227ec970000#post_5455d88863687227ec970000\r\n[spoiler]make a separate thread for it you silly pants[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n[spoiler]segregation is always the solution[/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5455dafc636872581e4e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay I'm back sorry, my dad had me doing is work for him. \r\nI'm just curious but in comparison of the 5.56mm NATO round aren't there a ton of equally as light ammunition or well a little heavier rounds, with better performance? I mean the 5.56mm does it's job, but the 6.8mm SPC would easily top it in terms of stopping power. \r\n\r\nWhat I like is the 9×39mm Soviet produced round. It's neat since it can be used in the VSS Vintorez and VS Val, I love this cartridge, subsonic but damn fine amount of stopping power. And also pretty damn silent. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"5455db1763687262803c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Edit: Cut off again.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]} |