time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/206.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5361be806368722811040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361bdeb6368722e349c0000#post_5361bdeb6368722e349c0000\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361bd7e6368722ee9510000#post_5361bd7e6368722ee9510000\r\n!http://crooksandliars.com/files/mediaposters/2011/11/22493.jpg?ts=1396408616![/bq]\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iJal70MSovY/TstsvAx-hJI/AAAAAAAAAVc/GuacBkffOqk/s1600/6a00d83451623e69e200e552353ce58834-800wi1.gif!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5361be816368723b65880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361bdc763687241761b0000#post_5361bdc763687241761b0000\r\n[bq=\"someguy111\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361bd11636872160bc20000#post_5361bd11636872160bc20000\r\nIt would be bad idea to date a stripper anyway, she was probably into hard drugs and otherwise just had a bad lifestyle and would have dragged you down with her.[/bq]\r\nActually no; it was weird cause she was a prep, came from a nice home, was clean, didn't hang out with gangs or such, she *JUST* liked being a stripper.  She didn't need the money or anything; she just liked being a stripper.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5361be8563687231ac9f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361be226368724176460000#post_5361be226368724176460000\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19s39jPCg1qkv2eso1_400.gif!\r\nThis gif feels accurate for some reason","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5361bef563687251ce320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361be226368724176460000#post_5361be226368724176460000\r\n\r\nYou villain, fiend.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5361befa6368722ae7fb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361be756368722ae7b80000#post_5361be756368722ae7b80000\r\nI wouldn't say 100% of them. Some prostitutes say that they enjoy their job.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5361bf1a63687231ace30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361be226368724176460000#post_5361be226368724176460000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361bd7e6368722ee9510000#post_5361bd7e6368722ee9510000\r\n!http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L81kWv3CnoI/TbbuZOZzBsI/AAAAAAAAADo/Wp2vbCz-5_k/s1600/atheists+and+science.jpg!\r\n[/bq]\r\nI'm guessing the subject on the _Water Cycle_ wasn't on someones' curriculum. ","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5361bf526368722ee92c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361befa6368722ae7fb0000#post_5361befa6368722ae7fb0000\r\n\r\nIts kind of a risky job anyways, unlike strippers","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5361c04b6368727a9d2e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8a0593b0ee7563f1603e2d8de2e0a5a/tumblr_mxdsxbnxR51rbxdz4o1_500.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5361c09263687251bc100100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361be816368723b65880000#post_5361be816368723b65880000\r\nOh, then actually she sounds pretty awesome. A \"good girl\" who has a naughty side, yes please!","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5361c0df63687231ace70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c04b6368727a9d2e0000#post_5361c04b6368727a9d2e0000\r\n^I can't^","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5361c0e863687231acea0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c04b6368727a9d2e0000#post_5361c04b6368727a9d2e0000\r\nThat is so stupid I can respond only with this:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/696/862/644.png!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5361c0f2636872322efe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c04b6368727a9d2e0000#post_5361c04b6368727a9d2e0000\r\n\r\nPffff, i felt electricity when i was 8.\r\n\r\nAnd no, it wasnt an accident.\r\n\r\nAnd no it didint harm me","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5361c1346368723ecd8e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm done.\r\nImma fnish this ddrink and go to bed......","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5361c15b63687220892a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c1346368723ecd8e0100#post_5361c1346368723ecd8e0100\r\n\r\nBeer and sleep dont go well together","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5361c17e636872736c150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c1346368723ecd8e0100#post_5361c1346368723ecd8e0100\r\n\r\n\"Good Night\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDMmj5WgB8c","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5361c1806368720ead630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If you listen closely, you can hear SquiggyBomb's liver failing.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5361c1b66368722906240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I fuking hate yo guys.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5361c1ca6368722906330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361bdeb6368722e349c0000#post_5361bdeb6368722e349c0000\r\nWat?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5361c1d06368722f6f020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c1806368720ead630000#post_5361c1806368720ead630000\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]If you listen closely, you can hear SquiggyBomb's liver failing.[/bq]\r\nSquiggy's liver, \"Kill me!  Just kill me already!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5361c2116368722089870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c1b66368722906240000#post_5361c1b66368722906240000\r\nYo, dude! Really.\r\nAre you alright?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5361c241636872339d130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c1b66368722906240000#post_5361c1b66368722906240000\r\nBut I never had no problem with alcohol\r\nOuch, look out for the wall aim for the couch I'm about to fall\r\nI missed the couch and down I go looking like a bouncy ball\r\nShit must have knocked me out 'cause I ain't feel the ground at all\r\nWow, what the fuck happened last night, where am I?\r\nMan fuck am I hungover and god damn I got a head ache\r\nShit half a Vicodin, why can't I?\r\n\r\nSquiggy song","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5361c2646368722f6f370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c2116368722089870000#post_5361c2116368722089870000\r\nJust a little tipsy on cheap wine...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5361c49263687260cc930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c15b63687220892a0000#post_5361c15b63687220892a0000\r\nActually, alcohol helps me sleep.\r\n\r\nBut my doctor is a buzzkill and won't prescribe me beer to help with my sleep disorder.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5361c4e1636872754a4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c49263687260cc930000#post_5361c49263687260cc930000\r\nBeer is disgusting.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5361c51c63687220d31e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c49263687260cc930000#post_5361c49263687260cc930000\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c15b63687220892a0000#post_5361c15b63687220892a0000\r\nActually, alcohol helps me sleep.\r\n\r\nBut my doctor is a buzzkill and won't prescribe me beer to help with my sleep disorder.[/bq]\r\nWould being afraid of sleeping be considered a sleep disorder?  It takes me 2+ hours at night to fall asleep.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}